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<0> sethrasmussen: \$\$$***igned_name <-- this is the first WTF?
<1> rump: jEdit
<2> Well, I saw some examples and I thought I had to escape those because I want them evaluated.
<1> rump: http://www.jedit.org
<2> The code I want evaluated would look like $$name = new Cl***Constant; if all substitions occurred.
<2> Because I want to ***ign a dynamically named variable, one p***ed in to the method.
<2> I think I have one too many $ there either way though..
<2> Bah, same result though.
<0> um...
<0> storm@storm:~$ php -r 'cl*** foo { function __construct() { echo "woof!";}} $bla = "foo"; $othervar = new $bla ;' <-- no eval
<3> thanks dj
<3> i am really getting tired of echoing up my source for debug,
<3> anyone recommend one with some debugging features?
<0> sethrasmussen: IF you create a dynamically created variable, how are you going to get it?
<2> What do you mean?
<0> sethrasmussen: Exactly as I said.



<2> Yes, and "get" is such an ambiguous term that it begs clarification.
<2> Further more, you could stand to drop the attitude.
<2> Might improve what people think of your little language and its community.
<0> um
<2> This extremist arrogance at the simple mention of eval(), for example, is ridiculous.
<4> sethrasmussen, I don't much appreciate your tone.
<0> sethrasmussen: The point is, that you really don't know, what eval() can do...
<4> sethrasmussen, calling the world most popular web language "little" denotes your obvious ignorance, let your betters inform you on what we've learned from *years* of experience
<0> My point is -- The code, that you have build can be without any involvement of eval()
<2> Davey: This is all beside anything relevant at the time, but you err in taking my use of "little" so literally.
<2> Stormchaser: I see this now, and thank you for your help in that area.
<2> It's a shame you couldn't simply have said something like, "eval() can be dangerous.. what are you trying to do?"
<4> sethrasmussen, its hardly irrelevant when *you* brought it up. Anyhow, i don't wish to argue, but please, adjust your tone in future.
<5> we sometimes do not need a clue-by-four; so much could be solved by a humble-stick.
<0> !+clues
<6> Due to high demand, we are having a clue sale: One for $1, two for $5, three for $10, and our best value yet... Four for $20! While supplies last. Call now, operators are standing by! 1-900-CLUE4$
<0> :)
<5> hah, when was that added?
<2> Yeah, I don't get it.
<4> !+factinfo clues
<6> clues -- last modified at Fri Jan 6 00:08:09 2006 by Jymmm!n=somebody@unaffiliated/jymmm; it has been requested 10 times, last by Stormchaser, 26s ago.
<0> Lateralus: Few weeks back :)
<2> Is that another clever remark noting how I'm an idiot for not ***uming that part of the language isn't to be used?
<0> sethrasmussen: The point is you should educate youself before doing anything.
<2> Hahaha
<5> sethrasmussen, I should think it would be a clever remark noting how you're an idiot for becoming defensive instead of listening to advice.
<2> And what do you think I'm trying to do here?
<0> Not only doing, but claming as well..
<2> Lateralus: I didn't get advice.
<2> I got "no" and a pithy quote from the bot.
<2> When I asked for help with a feature of the language.
<2> That's how it started, in case you forgot or weren't actually here.
<7> is there a way do define multiple args in php like the sprintf ??
<0> sethrasmussen: Just the thought of the most dangerous function in the language shows your ignorance about the language...
<5> MagmaRules, What precisely are you asking?
<8> MagmaRules: http://php.net/func_get_args
<7> thanks
<2> Stormchaser: So help me instead of being an ***hole?
<5> ah, variable number of arguments
<2> Just a thought.
<2> But I guess it feels good up there?
<2> You enjoy.
<1> Is this an MTV reality show?
<0> sethrasmussen: I thought people had brain to think...
<5> dj_segfault, If it were, there would be people kissing.
<2> Yes, and clearly I do not.
<7> thanks Pollita thats exactly what i want =)
<2> Thanks for your ***isstance.
<2> FOAD, <3, etc.
<1> Lateralus: Ah, I knew there was something missing.
<9> rawr
<10> preg_match("/^([A-Za-z0-9]+(\-?[A-za-z0-9]*)){2,63}$/",$domain); what does this do?
<0> I was pondering who would do that :)
<0> gurde_com: www.regular-expressions.info
<11> is it sufficient way of trimming string: http://pastebin.com/530761
<5> gurde_com, besides hurt our eyes?
<10> :|
<10> help
<0> sethrasmussen: I thought you ment to leave



<12> how do I avoid "Warning: Page has expired" when users click the back button on pages I used POST method? (not using POST is not an option)
<13> if im running a local script that is diong uploading through ftp to a remote server, is tehre an ftp function to check if a file exist? cause i know i cant use fileexist() since the script is running locally and its gona look for the local directory
<2> I was just curious to know if I was forceably ejected or if it was a coincidental program malfunction perhaps.
<11> i meant efficient***
<5> ejected, heh.
<5> Don't believe I've seen it described that way before.
<0> lol
<8> seth: Freenode doesn't use /kick, it uses a forced /part instead
<10> could just someone tell me what my code does?
<8> seth: The idea being that most clients auto-rejoin on /kick and that's considered...well...unprofessional
<10> please
<12> hahahahaha
<14> heh
<0> Jymmm++
<5> gurde_com, looks for a string of 2 to 63 characters in length, comprised of numbers and letters, with an optional - in the middle somewhere.
<9> ugh
<9> I think I hate ssh
<15> Stormchaser add a ! in front of that
<10> thanks Lateralus :)
<11> is it efficient way of trimming string: http://pastebin.com/530761
<8> Touqen: And SSH hates you
<9> Pollita: clearly
<13> is tehre a way through ftp function to check if a file or directory exist?
<15> Pollita doesnt everything hate Touqen ?
<0> Jymmm: No... That was quite right ;)
<15> Stormchaser !Jymmm++
<8> gunoo: Use ftp_filesize() to determine if it's a existant file, use ftp_chdir() to determine if it's an existant directory
<12> gunoo: parse through the results of ftp_nlist maybe?
<11> PS i need to get rid the last dir^^^
<8> ((Note, yes, there are flaws with this approach -- ACLs for example))
<12> Pollita's way is better
<9> I think I have renewed my faith in ssh ( this particular client anyway )
<9> I'm bored.
<12> I'm fat
<15> I'm hung like a horse (difficult to buy pants for =(
<12> hahaha
<12> that's not what SHE said
<15> ee99ee: Um, WHY were you discussing my penis?
<12> hey now... she brought it up, not me.... she was just laughing about how small it was
<12> :-P
<12> lmao
<15> lol
<8> www.jymmmstinypenis.com
<12> okay I have to go take a tour of a datacenter now
<5> There's a blog dedicated to Jymmm's penis?
<12> be back shortly
<5> I want as blog dedicated to my penis :\
<8> www.null.com
<0> lol
<5> Now that's damn cruel.
<14> heh
<15> Lateralus Yeah... TinysBarAndGrillOpenTwentyForuHoursADayPenis.orgy
<0> TwentyForu?
<8> TwentyFour was taken by a domain squatter
<0> ah
<5> lol
<5> And I'll sell it to you for $200
<15> I'll sell if for $199
<15> Lateralus you need better p***words btw
<0> Lateralus: You can do better than that... For ***.com they paid $12 mio US
<5> mio?
<0> million
<5> Jymmm, my p***word is uncrackserable!
<8> ((literally... "uncrackserable"... go type that in now!))
<15> Lateralus I'm sorry... a p***word of "pooky" is indeed crackable.
<9> I'm feel pretty
<9> I*
<0> Touqen: lol
<9> Oh, so pretty,
<15> Touqen: Go take off your mothers dress and your sisters panties and see how pretty you feel then!
<0> lol


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