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<0> Ruby? Ewww..
<1> Or at least quit complaining about it in ##php.
<2> what is pwnt?
<3> HA
<3> Ruby == eww?? To each his own I guess...
<4> pwnt, is some cool hacker slang
<5> switch to ruby? but... you were asking... a question..
<3> A light hearted comment, wtf, but what's your point?
<5> pwnt is lamer gamer lingo for owned
<5> which is regular gamer lingo for beaten
<3> I do PHP because I have to at this point, and because I love to learn.
<0> isn't it pwned?
<5> theres many versions
<0> pwnt, lmfao.. you can't even say that properly.
<6> too many
<7> its both



<5> yep
<5> pwn pownt
<0> Well xboxlive is more civilized that cs:s.
<0> :P
<6> I'm wondering if that started as a typo
<6> as the o is right next to the p
<7> it did
<5> i bet it started by 8 year olds trying to say it
<6> figured
<7> nope
<3> everything is more civilized than battle.net :(
<5> battle.net rules
<8> if a script accesses a sub-folder for file operations, what needs to be the CHMOD of that folder
<6> lol, you guys play WoW??
<4> i use PHP becuase it pulls in the bread at the moment. I am learning Ruby but that isn't putting food on the table.
<9> you means rul3z0rs
<7> i do
<5> sc only
<4> I play SL
<5> unclemantis, give php a chance. its pretty amazing
<4> the scripting language is amazing
<4> wtf I am not disssing PHP and you are one to talk.
<7> friend has my SC CDs :)
<5> I am one to talk? what does that mean?
<9> best buy has mine
<7> heh
<0> H-A-L-O T-W-O, on my 360, boo yah! :D
<5> yea, you can buy sc battlechest for 15 bucks
<6> FzZzT: mine are burnt and almost scratched to ****
<7> you shouldve copied em
<10> punkstar: work well?
<7> i crack it so they just sit in the binder anyway
<5> i haven't used cds in years. isos are easier to manage
<7> just use them to install :)
<0> yup, no complaints. PDZ and CoD2 are ****.
<6> yeah, I'm sure I'll be able to download it or copy it again
<9> i think i'll probably play the single player missions again soon. have like $100 in reward zone gift cards
<7> we play here in the office
<11> !+warez
<12> Talking about warez (how to obtain, or distribute software illegally) is prohibited in ##php.
<9> **** as in bad ? or **** as in THE ****..
<6> right now I'm too addicted to WoW anyways, :P
<7> that and CS source mostly
<5> the thing to do is join 7v1comp stomp, and then kill everyone
<9> who's talking about warez ?
<6> me and my sup play WoW at work
<7> Johnny23|work, which server?
<0> Johnny23:Work
<13> Ace_NoOne: depends on what username:group is running the script and what username:group owns the folder
<6> I play on Aegwynn(alliance)
<11> Johnny23|work: I have a feeling that's not a thing to brag about...
<8> ds-: yeah, I thought so ... how can I find that out
<6> Stormchaser: if you say so
<1> Yo Stormchaser
<11> jo, Julian
<14> what's the preferred method for load balancing a php app? apache and backhand, or lighttpd and fastcgi?
<9> uhh
<11> Johnny23|work: s/say/know
<9> gezick: f5 ?



<7> huh?
<14> alphablue_: ok, that doesn't require $10k in hardware.
<15> hello there
<13> Ace_NoOne: 'ls -l' in the folder above your sub folder. You'll see two columns of names, first one is user, second one is group.
<7> Johnny23|work, ah, different servers here :)
<16> who need me?
<9> gezick: you can't load balance without hardware...
<8> ds-: I don't have command line access, just FTP :/
<6> FzZzT: which one(s) do you play on??
<9> you can put up a cheap linux box to be the load balancer etc
<9> but you still need hw
<7> sure you can
<15> i was amased to see javadoc like comments on php code the other day . Is this part of php ??
<4> Ace_NoOne swtich to textdrive.com
<14> alphablue_: dedicated hardware, i should've been more specific with that
<7> Johnny23|work, argent dawn mostly, and stormscale
<1> MagmaRules: there are scripts available that generate the comments
<8> UncleMantis: thanks for the tip, this is for uni though
<15> unn ok
<8> so I need to use the uni server
<15> thanks =)
<4> gotcha
<6> FzZzT: cool, you on east or west coast, or not in north america??
<15> brb
<7> east
<6> same here
<15> back
<4> ditto
<7> brb food
<15> anyone knows what happen to phpDB ?? from linux source
<11> what's a phpDB?
<4> no idea
<15> phpDB was an abstraction layer to connect to databases
<11> use ADO
<4> use pear
<9> gezick: i don't know how to load balance something without getting atleast one additional piece of sw
<15> ok
<9> fastcgi .. or anything will not distribute load
<13> Ace_NoOne chances are you have a different username and group then the server then. Just try the process of elimination. If 0775 isn't enough permissions then do 0777 and curse your host.
<4> later
<15> i know how to work with ODBC , isnt ODBC a good method ??
<14> alphablue_: lighttpd and fastcgi together can balance load
<15> java uses it
<14> alphablue_: as can apache with mod_backhand, i'm just wondering which one does it better
<9> gezick: oh.. how ?
<8> ds-: nvm, it seems to work now - with 2755 musta been a server error before
<14> alphablue_: http://www.lighttpd.net/documentation/fastcgi.html#load-balancing
<17> Hi
<11> hi
<9> gezick: ... that's still looking for two different machines
<18> hi, I've try to do it : $i=0; if ($i=="foo") print("foo");
<18> The result is "foo" !
<18> if I set i = 1 then foo isn't display
<14> alphablue_: no kidding. it would be kinda pointless to try to load balance all on one machine, wouldn't it.
<17> i am running a php script with a template engine, and i would like to prevent the users to load directlly the templates files
<18> it's a bug ?
<17> there are in a different folder, anyone know how i can do that?
<15> does php have ODBC drivers for mysql by default ?
<11> MagmaRules: No
<15> unn
<11> Why do you need ODBC?
<9> gezick: of course.. so my second solution with lvs would've worked for you as well
<9> but i guess it's a TIAS thing
<15> Stormchaser, to make my code portable
<14> alphablue_: lvs?
<11> MagmaRules: Use ADO
<15> ok
<5> MagmaRules try PEAR:DB
<9> linux virtual server or something i forgot what it stands for
<19> harobed, what is wrong with that ?
<11> MagmaRules: By ADO I mean ADODb.
<9> http://www.linuxvirtualserver.org/
<18> $i is different to "foo"
<9> i've only used that and an f5


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