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<0> Why do source when you can use packages?
<1> i love date_default_timezone_set();
<2> babusha: phpinfo() should have say more about your sql server, than just that in the configure line...
<1> man what a nice function
<3> storm, can u say me where exactly please?
<2> babusha: Don't use 'u'. I won't repeat.
<0> babusha, CTRL+ F + 'mysql'
<3> sorry storm
<0> babusha, help yourself will ya
<0> babusha, Is mysql in your phpinfo() ?
<3> thedonn i'm not in local, so i can't use ctrl+f (i'm using ssh)
<0> babusha, well the /
<3> moment , i'll give u the phpinfo link
<0> tut tut
<0> Anyway..... Stormchaser, I just know your dieing to delve into some SOAP..
<4> Stormchaser: strlen is exaclty the size of bytes it writes



<2> Thedonn: Anything but SOAP... Try to combine that with phpnuke, and your nightmares won't end...
<0> Stormchaser, heh phppuke..havent heard of that in a while
<2> kon_: Then there is something wrong in your code.
<2> Thedonn: Welcome to ##php :)
<0> Freenode needs a SOAP channel...
<4> Stormchaser: but why does echoing the var show the whole thing?
<5> /join #dove #ivory #lever2k...
<2> kon_: It's not the whole thing, then.
<0> Anyone SOAP literate?
<6> Thedonn: so start one
<0> ||cw, start a soap channell?!
<6> Thedonn: freenode used to need a general SQL channel, so me and couple other guys made one
<6> sure
<0> ||cw, Wanna join me ?
<0> me oul' SOAP buddy?
<0> ;-)
<6> Thedonn: hehe.. i haven't come across a use for SOAP yet... maybe someday
<0> Oh you will..
<6> I'm more the type to go with xmlrpc or just REST
<0> ||cw, all much of a muchness, google, ebay, paypal seem to be going the SOAP route..
<0> ||cw, Is it h***le setting a channel up?
<6> not that recall, but it has been a couple years
<6> start with /msg chanserv help
<7> okay.
<7> how many of you here are single
<7> and how many of you have accepted that you will remain so for the rest of your days?
<5> do i get to count other personalities
<2> you have multiple personalities?
<8> Thedonn: I find most people have a general disdain for SOAP
<8> including myself
<8> Thedonn: and you can add Amazon to that list (grumble grumble)
<2> disdain?
<0> AcidReign, Oh yeah, you are right there, pedantic as sh*t
<8> but atleast they have a REST interface
<9> me too. does that make me a dirty hippy? :)
<6> you know, this whole conversation, out if context, would be just hularious
<8> ||cw: it always is!
<8> "I hate SOAP!" "you smell like it too..."
<2> lol
<8> I swear SOAP was just one big joke to begin with
<0> AcidReign, Nice idea, bad implementation
<8> someone said "hey, lets be funny, and make the most complicated and convoluted XML grammer possible!"
<8> "then we can seriously market it to large companies, and force their developers to develop codeine addictions!"
<0> Ill second that
<2> XMLRPC should be good for most cases... I'm not familliar with the REST thingy
<8> (then we can invest in pharmaceudicals, and make lots of money)
<8> wow, I just realized the SOAP conspiracy
<2> lol
<0> not familiar with REST either, any use?
<8> Thedonn: REST is URL based service requests
<0> Ah
<8> http://server.com/service?method=foo&arg=bar
<8> then you get XML back
<0> I believe someone has now coned the term JSS = Javascript Simple Syndication
<8> rather then having to POST an XML request



<0> coined != coned
<8> heh, coned
<0> ...and Ajax, whats all that about, Ive used it (Javascript + XML) but come on does it warrant its own acronym?
<8> a friend and I once defined an xml method request grammer that was extremely simple
<8> it didnt bother with type secifiers at all
<8> none of this "<values><value><int></int></value></values>" crap
<2> AcidReign: Might be that AJAX uses the same semantict to rip off cleaning liquid? :)
<5> heh
<5> shuoldnt it be AJX anyway
<2> not even X, for that matter... Because the data CAN be XML... OR it might not be :)
<9> a decade ago, it was called dhtml
<5> true
<2> So it should be just AJ :)
<8> Stormchaser: actually it was funny, when I first heard of that, I wondered "what mullet brain came up with that" (its only funny if you leave in southern ontario, and you know people from Ajax)
<2> AcidReign: In my brain that is anchored as cleaning liquid ;)
<0> Agreed, Bog cleaner of Dutch football team
<2> lol
<0> Should have called it: CDH
<0> Cool Dynamic HTML
<0> Frosty Cool Dynamic HTML
<10> foreach doesnt work: Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach()
<2> CDH sounds like a disease :)
<10> foreach($this->conn as $id)
<0> tjx, do you know ajx?
<11> Is this a bug? If I run php -r "print date( 'm-Y', strtotime( 'today +1month', time() ) ) . \"\n\";", it will print "03-2006"
<2> Thedonn: Because $array isn't array...
<11> same with "next month"
<10> what is ajx?
<0> Stormchaser, What you telling me for?
<11> how do I get it to show february?
<2> Thedonn: rats *stabs tab*
<9> Ajax is called ajax because it fits into the "Web 2.0" methodology, where we leverage optimized e-business web services using enabled enterprise paradigms.
<0> Stormchaser, reconfigure your tab finger
<10> how do I write it the right way? foreach ($this->conn as $id)
<10> $this->conn is an array of integers
<0> tjx, is $this->conn an array?
<12> if I use the following SQL query in phpmyadmin, it works just like it should - but if I use it in PHP, it just returns "Resource id #3" or Resource id #4 etc.
<12> >> SELECT Thema1 FROM Themen WHERE Thema1 LIKE "%o%" <<
<12> anyone knows why?
<2> Ace_NoOne: php.net/mysql
<10> yes, its an array, it is initialize in another function of this clas
<6> Ace_NoOne: cause that's how the manual says it works
<12> shouldn't it return the string
<13> can someone tell me why session keeps expiring in internet explorer right after I load it but it works in firefox?
<0> tjx, are you sure print_r() it
<12> it used to work like that
<9> Ace_NoOne what if its more than just one string?
<12> it's not
<9> Ace_NoOne but it could be
<6> Ace_NoOne: no, it should return a resource that you can use parse the resultset
<2> tjx: Well... I'd want to bet that $this->conn isn't array...
<12> how would I do that
<0> Ace_NoOne, mysql_fetch_array()
<6> Ace_NoOne: php.net/mysql and read the examples
<9> Ace_NoOne php.net/mysql
<12> k
<12> thx
<2> !+thx
<14> THX isn't a replacement for 'thanks'. THX is a digital sound system,produced by Lucasfilm. If you want to thank a person for their help, use 'thank you' or 'thanks'. More details : /msg php-bot aolbonics
<11> can anyone help with my strtotime problem?
<0> OR.. "Right on brother.."
<0> lobo78, shoot
<11> For today (2006-01-30), If I run php -r "print date( 'm-Y', strtotime( 'today +1month', time() ) ) . \"\n\";", it will print "03-2006"
<15> What's the easiest way to create a blank file? Just so I can set permissions
<2> lobo78: I don't see it as a bug, since you don't tell it to display 'February'
<15> on it.
<10> $this->conn declared in this cl*** as "var $connections" and the function "add" adds integer each time it is called
<11> I know that there is no Feb. 30, but I don't care about the day, I just want the next month
<11> how could I get that?
<2> php.net/date
<11> uh, am I missing something?
<11> I've looked at php.net/date
<2> I'm sure of it
<2> lobo78: and?


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