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<0> nah i'm kidding
<1> TML: if I rename it to .mov it doesn't work :(
<2> Every Linux media player will correctly play broken files, but Windows media players won't! :(
<0> aidan: i like you're php work, just knocking you down a peg so you dont get too arrogant :x
<3> aidan: URL?
<3> kuja: Hmm? TCMP and WMP both do.
<2> WMP or any other media player native to Windows has failed to play 2 broken AVI's I had... while VLC and mplayer on Windows did :(
<1> jiggster: haha :)
<4> *groan*
<3> kuja: I've never heard of WMP having a problem with it.
<1> TML:
<1> http://virtualexplorer.com.au/journal/2001/04/lebel/media/figure05.avi
<1> ah, that wont' work, it's behind the firewall thing
<4> this backup is so slow
<4> currently migrating an nt4 server to linux



<2> TML: I downloaded every codec possible =(
<3> aidan: I got a PNG file from that page
<1> nasty, mazon
<2> Even attempted to fix the AVI with some software (which I never got fixed)
<1> TML: yeh :/ firewall
<1> I call it a firewall ... it's not though ... but I lack a better name
<5> what happened to phpmattkg?
<5> mattk_?
<1> banned
<3> muted
<3> Not banned
<5> oh, ok
<3> I got sick of being called a troll
<5> I've got those things ignored
<2> Heh... `apt-get install ^xfonts-* ^ttf-*` ... this is going to take a while :(
<2> Heh, 250MB just about, 50% done though =D
<2> God damn font cache has to get regenerated for each damn font package... gr
<2> That's like, 100+ times... on a p3 500 that takes like 2 minutes per regenerated caches
<1> oops
<2> lmao
<2> Very responsive :)
<3> kuja: When I'm doing a bunch of them, I usually move the program and link /bin/true in its place
<1> "convert animated.gif some.png" is not a good idea
<2> TML: For the font cache thingy?
<3> kuja: yeah
<2> And what, just manually regenerate after the packages are installed?
<3> kuja: And then run it manually at the end
<2> Ah
<2> TML: Thanks, never knew :D
<0> oh wait my mistake it was just kuja
<2> Take that bitch
<2> :P
<2> See who burns out now next time lightning strikes
<0> lol
<2> And people in the neighborhood won't bother to save you, cause they'll all be like, "Hey it's that geek wannabe that we stole $10 from in high school, haha! ****er!"
<0> just knockin ya down a peg... no reason :P
<2> =D
<2> me too
<0> i never borrowed $10 in school :P
<0> but
<2> -_-;
<0> i did have debts... :\
<4> hurrah
<0> i.o.u's
<4> files all backed up at last
<4> that was slow an boring
<2> Take that! :(
<2> <3 aidan, mazza[W]
<4> oh you bastards
<4> the ESC key doesn't work on this keyboard
<4> and i need to set the bios to boot form cd
<6> how can I print "foo" if the variable $x does not exist?
<1> if (!isset($x)) { echo 'foo'; } please read the manual
<3> mazza[W]: Hold a key down
<3> mazza[W]: Most BIOSes will detect a stuck key and give you a chance to get into the menu
<4> i'm in the bios



<4> you need to use esc to go back to the main menu
<4> so you can save
<3> oh
<3> heh
<4> i pinched the keyboard off the bosses comp anyway :P
<4> hmm
<4> i wonder if i can fit a reasonable slackware install into 800mb
<4> damn 800mb hdds
<4> no X needed
<4> *formats the living heck out of ntfs drive*
<3> mazza[W]: 800MB?
<3> That's an old drive
<4> this install is going to take a while...
<4> damn 1x cd drives
<0> smallest drive i have is 20g
<0> used to have a 10 and a 12
<0> gave away the one old comp i had
<0> and the other one ;P
<4> the smallest drive i have is 20mb
<7> mazza[W]: my smallest drive is 2.3 gigs
<7> mazza[W]: i use it for swap
<0> fun things to do: open up a hard drive... plug in into a comp you dont care about and watch it, then mutilate it by shorting out circuits
<0> it's a reall stress reliever
<7> O.o hahaha
<8> hi, i need to change the magic_quotes_gpc value to off, i tried in .htaccess (php_flag magic_quotes_gpc off) but it doesn't change it. Have i done something wrong or apache isn't configured to read the .htaccess? (can't check httpd.conf, shared webhost)
<0> just make sure you dont do anything to cause the disk to break while it's spinning :P might slice you up pretty good
<7> http://tools.itrebal.com/various/info.php my kitchen sink module lives (http://repository.itrebal.com/kitchen_sink.tar.gz)
<0> lol
<0> itrebal: hrm
<0> this you? http://images.itrebal.com/me/blackwhiteblue.jpg
<7> jiggster: yea
<0> well that explains a lot
<7> jiggster: minus about 12 hours of sleep
<0> multiply yourself a haircut :P hippy
<7> jiggster: how so :)
<7> hahaha
<9> itrebal: Your sinks are made out of steel?
<0> my sink is stainless steel
<7> nforbes: the old one was
<9> Interesting
<7> jiggster: http://images.itrebal.com/me/working.jpg thats me when working
<9> Ours are fake white stuff
<0> already saw
<0> :P
<7> :)
<0> poking around your website :P
<0> but there's nothing interesting :|
<7> meh
<7> not yet... i
<7> ''m trying to do something cool
<9> My site is pretty interesting
<9> http://www.cynigram.com/
<9> yah
<7> nice
<9> Indeed
<0> hmm...
<9> And thanks ;)
<0> so youre like what a batman fan?
<0> mr. joker? :P
<10> What's a quick way to convert unix timestamps in a column all to the datetime format? for mysql db
<7> uh oh... someone broke into my friends house... this moment
<0> ****ty
<7> shes hiding in the closet
<9> itrebal: And she called you?
<9> What a dumb****
<3> GaryKing: That's really a ##PHP question
<0> lol
<7> nforbes: i've been talking to her
<10> TML: is that even a chan?
<9> itrebal: Tell her to call 911, and then tell her she's an idiot
<9> And hang up
<10> TML: wait um wha. this is it.


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