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<0> lol
<0> no
<1> no what?
<0> its not true
<0> take it back
<1> which part?
<2> Stormchaser: Unleash your powers
<3> torgau: The error log of your PHP installation. Do you run PHP on a server you control, or on a shared host?
<3> torgau: Or perhaps locally?
<4> shared
<5> Ajax is what im looking at now :D Thanks olleolleolle
<4> i havent installed it
<4> its my isp-provider i rely on
<0> psh
<3> torgau: Is die() a requirement for the function you have in mind, or could we work with exception?
<0> emacs doesnt support egyption hieroglyphs



<0> how lame
<1> Chowmeined: ...
<2> Chowmeined: Why are you in this channel?
<0> I always write my documents in Egyptian
<0> uh oh
<3> (For the first time in my life, I have needed the /ignore command in IRC.)
<4> ok slowly i have code (not mine) i have to debug and i want to see what eerors it throws
<4> may exceptions are ok
<4> im not a scripter
<4> php does have exceptions ?
<1> Chowmeined: Are you now willink to make non-idiotic statements?
<3> torgau: OK, I'm asking to be able to help - have you turned on error_reporting(E_ALL) ?
<1> torgau: yes, but PHP5-only
<4> danke oleole
<0> As long as you dont ban me
<0> cause its a pain to change my IP address
<4> never heard of that - is that an environent var ?
<6> Well, change it and you'll just get klined, Chowmeined
<3> torgau: Do the error messages get written to the browser now? Yes. http://php.net/error_reporting
<4> ok gonna read it
<1> Chowmeined: Don't push it.
<7> will the following bit of code work? return mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query($sqlClient, $db_link))[0];
<8> Stormchaser i doubt he can change his IP
<8> he's on a home broadband link
<1> lol
<0> yes i am
<0> its quite easy
<1> NetwrkMonkey: PHP doesn't support that...
<7> hrm, didn't think so, but wanted to make sure :-), thanks Stormchaser
<4> what a language
<3> NetwrkMonkey: Perhaps with some extra ***ignment in the middle. return mysql_fetch_row($hmm = mysql_query($sqlClient, $db_link));
<8> now we'll see if he can
<9> hehe
<2> Why would you change your IP address just to piss off people by coming back in? Garrr.. i hate wankers.
<3> NetwrkMonkey: You could also try to shave off the first elem with an array_pop.
<9> punkstar: just to spite people
<1> Well... I +q'd his nick... IP change won't work :)
<3> NetwrkMonkey: ...or is that array_ gaah, something else. array_shift
<7> rhanks
<9> Stormchaser: in reality is just easier..
<2> is he banned from freenode? or just this channel?
<1> itrebal: I *know*
<9> Stormchaser: its going to be amusing how long it'll take him to get back in
<1> punkstar: HE's not banned, just quieted.
<8> Stormchaser shoulda banned his IP and issued a specific challenge, then if he did manage to change his IP %ban his nick just as a "congrats, now get lost" type thing
<2> oh.
<8> :)
<7> olleolleolle: something like? array_shift(mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query($sqlClient, $db_link)))
<3> NetwrkMonkey: I say perhaps.
<1> IT's _REALLY_ annoying, that PHP lacks func()[0] functionality...
<7> yeah, i think it'll work i'm going to ***ign the ''shift'' to a value
<7> then return that value
<9> Stormchaser: i know..
<3> NetwrkMonkey: Is the goal just being obfuscated, or is there a real use-case for this?
<10> Hi, Would this, include(/var/www/htdocs/bunny2/Andreas/bunnyA*5.db);
<10> include every file
<10> That starts with bunnyA and ends with 5.db?
<9> granden: TIAS
<7> ah grabbing a client's name from a db based on id
<7> then returning that client's name



<10> itrebal: TIAS? What is that?
<7> and putting it in an edit field box
<9> granden: try it and see
<1> That's why I code in Python :) But there the annoying thing is, that it's base64 encoding doesn't supports unicode, so... o.O
<10> TIAS
<3> NetwrkMonkey: Your code really would be more readable if you broke it out to another function/method, with a descriptive name. But you know this.
<1> granden: PHP isn't Java
<7> yeah :-)
<8> Stormchaser you cant use unicode in python?
<10> Stormchaser: I know, but Im not coding java. :) I dont barley know the language.
<11> granden: "dont barley?"
<1> MrNaz_Laptop: Sure you can, but BASE64 doesn't support unicode. Or that or I'm missing something...
<10> My english isnt that good, I dont know any other word for it.
<11> granden: Ah. In English we call that a "double negative." Just "I barely know the language" works. ;)
<10> Ok
<1> MrNaz_Laptop: ustring = u'\ufff' <-- unicode character of 0xfff :)
<7> olleolleolle and Stormchaser thanks for the help
<12> hi guys.. what do in have to do/get to reinstall mod_php in apache when i upgrade php itself?
<8> Stormchaser i dont know enough about char encoding to really understand what you're saying
<6> Hm...
<8> well.. . i know zero about char encoding
<13> Ok
<8> heh
<13> I promise to be nice
<10> It didint work did get some error message about No such file or directory in <my path>/index.php
<6> Who's bought greatist hits games for PS2? :P
<14> hello all! could someone give me a lil help, i'm burned out from information overload
<15> haha
<13> hey
<13> thats mean
<13> i said ill be nice
<2> GMTF_FoE: Don't ask if you can ask :P
<10> How would I include every file that begins with bunnyA and ends with 5.db?
<12> is mod_php part of apache itself?
<6> Chowmeine: Doesn't ****ing matter, you evaded a ban.
<14> lol
<3> granden: You might want to look at glob. http://dk.php.net/glob
<3> voidy: mod_ means that it is a module that Apache can load dynamically. You can run Apache without mod_php.
<10> thanks
<1> bah
<12> olleolleolle, aye, i need it though
<10> Its looks like something that can be used.
<12> where is the apxs path likely to be found?
<9> voidy: /usr/local/apache2/bin/apxs
<3> voidy: Perhaps in apacheinstall/bin
<12> cool :)
<1> I'll leave it for few hours
<9> back in a few
<1> laters
<12> hmm, locate apxs fails to find anything..
<2> Time for some halo2, peace.
<3> voidy: mine was in /usr/sbin/apxs (on OS X)
<4> whats the semantics of 'or' ?
<12> i don't think it's installed..
<16> Undefined offset means what?
<12> so do i have to remake apache?
<12> it's a redhat distribution stock copy at the moment... rehat AS3
<6> torgau: The semantics? Well, it holds a different precedence than ||
<3> torgau: http://dk.php.net/operators might tell you more.
<3> BaMM: Where'd you get the error?
<16> Looping through an array
<4> thx
<3> voidy: Oh, is there no "rpm" or the like for Apache+PHP. If it feels too crazy to fool around with config, you could look at the free XAMPP package.
<3> voidy: http://www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html
<12> hmm, cool..
<17> voidy: Why not just install the existing package(s) for PHP and Apache on your system?
<3> BaMM: With what code did you get that error? offset refers to the element index, I guess.
<12> TML, the hosting company retain the license and manage the package repository, and it'#s really limited..
<18> is that xammpp site for real ?
<16> olleolleolle; http://pastebin.com/528722
<18> many people know its hard to install apache... and even harder to install mysql, php and perl
<6> It's hard? Heh


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