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<0> hmm
<0> let me just look in the manual for you... :P
<1> Thank you
<1> jiggster - thanks but ne need for it... :P
<2> I'm gonna put lady in my nick, I'll get a bunch of help.
<3> hah http://tinyurl.com/ypzfc is my favorite site =)
<2> :D
<2> hmm tinyurl.. has to be bad.
<3> lol
<3> how long you guys been here?
<2> where ? here ?
<3> oh freenode
<3> err on
<0> a year or so
<1> CPUnerd - your just jealous
<2> SunShineLady, haha yep :D



<2> SunShineLady, hope you didn't take it back, was a late saturday night joke.
<2> although I don't generaly ask for help :S let's ask something
<1> CPUnerdX - Im taking this sort of stuff as a proud pirate!
<2> haha
<2> ok people talk to me about static variable binding in php5
<0> say what?
<2> static::var_name; ;)
<2> no no I was just being an ***, the code is done, but it's not in cvs yet.. hrmm
<0> mm, what about it? :P
<2> I gotta stop procrastinating and get some actual work done.
<2> oh alghough, Pollita ping
<2> if you would have some link to the tiger hashing that'd be awesome.
<3> i haven't gotten much into php5 yet.. unfortunitly.. i'm mainly interested how they upgraded the interlacing of cl*** objects
<3> or maybe i could just go install php5, read the manual a lil and figure it out
<3> could someone teach me how to install php5 on my windows me machine?
<4> mmm in phpmyadmin i get the "maximum mem size of 8388608 bytes exhausted, failed to reserve more" etc etc... is this the mem per script set in php.ini guys?
<2> loe, next, next, next, next REBOOT
<2> susperia, I would say memory_limit in php.ini
<5> why does <?xml try to get parsed as php?
<6> no
<3> chovy cause your configs aren't correct
<2> mfonda no ?
<6> oh sorry, CPUnerd , i misread
<4> CPUnerd thanks, think you are right.
<5> loe: i'm using .htaccess
<2> chovy, I would say disable short tags
<5> i guess i should use .php instead of .html?
<3> .html shouldn't be compiled as php actually
<2> print "<?xml";
<5> CPUnerdX: I don't have root, is there a way I can just dump the ?xml declaration with a php statement?
<2> just told you.
<5> yeah. figured there may be a standard way like $cgi->header(). but oh well.
<5> print then it is
<3> $cgi->header() o.O standard way.. o.O wtf?
<0> lol
<3> this channel must be over my php4 head
<6> CPUnerdX, anyways, so how are you?
<4> whats a decent value to allocate memory limit to in php.ini ?
<4> i set it to 16 M now, and I still run dry
<3> susperia how much ya got?
<0> someones a fan of voyager :p
<4> loe the box has 256 physical mem
<3> susperia eh.. 192 should be sufficent =P
<4> heh
<3> web serving is all the box does right?
<2> mfonda, sorry was fixing crap :) Good thanks you ? :)
<2> susperia, just stick it to 32.
<3> susperia i'd do a trial by error thing and make sure your shyt doesn't have some mem leak loop or something update by like 8,16,32 etc
<2> 32M is not too much and is actually most likely some default for frameworks
<6> not too bad
<3> buzzword?
<2> framework
<2> :P
<3> lol
<2> mfonda, i'm actually dying, fixing the hash pecl extension for ppc
<2> wow what a pain.
<0> ppc? apple spec? :P
<2> da :)
<0> heh well i appreciate your efforts :P
<2> jiggster, hein ?



<4> CPUnerd/loe thanks.
<2> susperia, worked ?
<4> yes
<2> good :)
<3> so is this like a no bot no problems kinda irc network?
<0> i use Apple, i rely on people like you so i can install crap that works on this thing
<0> we have a bot
<0> and problems
<0> so i dunno
<3> lol
<2> jiggster, haha ok :)
<2> loe, there is a bot ;)
<0> php-bot actually
<0> :P
<3> yea i read the guidelines :P
<2> anyone caught this today ?
<2> * ChanServ has quit (ACK! SIGSEGV!)
<2> thats beautiful :P
<3> lol
<0> i'm writing a CMS in php 5
<0> thats no fun
<2> dude it's no fun ??
<4> wth
<2> How can you say that! :)
<0> i'm no good at OOP :P
<2> if you were writting in php4 I would understand
<2> oh ok :)
<4> dont use oop :P
<7></buzzword> to php5
<0> i can put down procedural easy enough, but... the OOP design patterns are messing with my axons
<2> my 10 years old brother can put up procedural ;)
<2> hehe
<0> i have a pretty good "shell" happening, so now i just need to fill it in :D
<2> anyone has a good .vimrc handy ?
<2> I can't access to my other dev box.
<0> negative here, i'm no vimmy
<2> hmm
<2> mfonda, any chance ?
<2> :)
<0> eye candy slut, and i dont do any other code except php right now :P
<2> jiggster, this vimrc is for php
<0> lol oh
<2> check this one out, I love it
<2> http://www.schlitt.info/misc/.vimrc
<0> well :P
<2> i'm just used to vim.. :(
<0> holy hell
<0> alien to me :\
<0> people write those!?
<2> of course
<0> thats almost as bad as m4 :P
<2> this guy has one with code completion somewhere :)
<2> have you seen the php config.m4 files ?
<0> lol no
<2> hehe you don't want to :)
<0> i'll take your word for it
<6> CPUnerdX, nope, I use emacs :)
<2> traitor.
<2> :P
<2> hehe
<2> jiggster, here's a funny one
<2> http://cvs.php.net/viewcvs.cgi/pecl/domxml/config.m4?view=markup&rev=1.50
<2> so yes, people write those too :P
<0> tasty :\
<0> or torture
<0> oh well :P
<0> nice, i think 80% of my code is comments :P
<0> heh
<0> * @todo Make sure this doesnt stay like this.
<0> i know what i'm talking about :P
<8> ...but NOBODY else does.
<0> or at least i did... when i wrote it
<0> nobody ever knows what i'm talking about


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