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<0> <?php
<0> $ip=@$REMOTE_ADDR;
<0> echo "<font face='Verdana' size='3'><b>IP Address= $ip</b>";
<0> ?>
<0> for some reason it doesn't show $ip
<1> no takers for me eh? :\
<0> lol, none for me either
<2> aidan : i use __FILE__ if i use it in http://localhost/ i get the name of the script. if script is in a directory i get Error : 500
<3> $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']
<0> mrkris_ - that isn't working, either =(
<2> aidan : $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] , $_SERVER['SCRIPT_URI'] all give the same error
<4> 40,CobaltBlue;10,White;20,Almond
<4> I'd like an efficient way to turn the above into an array that's like this: $arr['40']='CobaltBlue'
<4> $arr['10']='white', ec
<5> nick|away: they are variables, they don't give errors .. what are you talking about?



<6> !+arrays
<7> [ARRAYS] Please read http://php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php for a basic understanding of how arrays work in PHP, as well as http://php.net/array for functions to manipulate arrays. Be sure to read 'user comments' as well.
<4> Jymmm, I know I can explode based on ";", then in a while look, explode on ",", and build an array in a loop, but I was hoping for a better way.
<4> s/look/loop
<1> hmm
<1> including slows down a lot
<1> 0.0005 including one file; 0.0012 including three all-together.
<8> What is the function that sounds like gethttpcontents that will load the contents of a url into a variable... I forget its name
<9> jiggster - how exactly does that slow anything down? :P
<1> i dont like the fact that including bogs down
<1> it's just... it seems like it should make such a big impact :P
<9> bogs down what? :P if you were a C++ programmer id understand your comment - but php?
<9> php is inheriently a slow language lol
<10> anyone know of a way to test if there is data pending on a socket? If I try to check @socket_recvfrom, it locks the program on that line until some data comes in.
<11> dampjam: file_get_contents(), and it's not specific to http
<11> socket_select()
<11> Or just set it non-blocking and deal with it returning no data
<9> is recvfrom a blocking call?
<9> id guess so
<11> m-ookie: It is if the socket is blocking
<1> it maybe a "slow" language, but that doesnt mean you should make it even more so :\
<10> Pollita: it's perfectly fine if it doesn;t return any data... how do I set it to non-blocking?
<9> jiggster - c'mon get off that already ;P nobody on earth is going to notice a hundredths of a second lapse
<11> See that list of socket_*() function on the socket_recvfrom() manual page?
<11> Which one do you think will do it?
<1> unless i'm timing it and i see the difference echo'd out
<1> anywho i'm over it, so enough said
<10> oh hey look at that!
<10> sweet! God I've been banging my head around this problem for two days
<9> Shdwdrgn - yeah, that can be a pain if you're not familar with socket programming :)
<5> jiggster: include uses a bunch of stat calls, obviously it depends on your disk access speed, but it's usually quite slow
<1> rawr
<10> not at all... this is the first time I've tackled it
<1> time for scsi
<1> lol
<1> require_once is no different then except that php reports failure on it differently
<1> hrm
<9> jiggster - im not sure i'd bother with scsi :) either go solid state, or wait for IBM's holographic storage to lower in cost enough to hit mainstream :)
<1> well i was joking, i can' even afford scsi, because i'm not serious enough about computers to implement it myself
<1> it's been 7 years, my glossy eyed dream of server administration and management is long gone
<9> what do you do?
<5> I've moved several gig of content around in the last month on our box. I haven't bothered redirecting the stuff, as it was mostly old content... unfortunately I'm getting thousands of 404's an hour... I'm pondering which is the better option:
<1> well i dabble with a lot, but not as an employed person
<5> a) their links are un-mapable, so redirect them to base folder of the new content
<5> or, b) redirect them to a info page, which then redirects them to the base folder of the new content
<1> people like to know whats going on
<9> doesnt really answer my question as to what you currently do, jiggster ;)
<5> that's what I figured
<1> m-00kie: nothing
<9> unemployed?
<1> i'd opt for b aidan
<1> m-00kie: yes
<5> okay
<1> well -c3 or -c1 didnt do anything
<9> try -d1 -X sdma1
<1> what the heck is sdma1
<9> or udma1 whichever
<1> oh :P



<9> DMA mode
<1> yeah yeah, lol
<1> lowercase + 1 confused me
<1> hmm
<1> well I'll man hdparm before i blindly do it :P
<9> :)
<1> i concur
<12> I'm about to start a big project alone that is going to have a lot of forms and a lot of database interaction. What do you suggest? I hear PHP isn't well suited for big projects.
<1> hmm **** i closed the term and cant remember what my old -tT benchmarks were
<11> I suggest using the languge you're most comfortable with
<12> sorry, I mean, what do you suggest I use to reduce the amount of work. Like which framework.
<11> Well, if you can wait, Zend is coming out with a framework
<1> udma killed buffered reads nicely
<9> again that probably also depends on the language you're comfortable with ;)
<12> I have 3 years PHP experience, but all my past projects have been started by other people. Now I'm starting something more or less new.
<9> doesnt matter
<13> is there a way to go through a string and replace a string like, say, ((link)), with, say, <a href>?
<9> are you comfy with the lingo? knowledgable in it?
<11> Mewshi: str_replace()
<12> m-00kie: yeah
<13> ah... ok ^-^ thanks ^-^
<9> then stop asking stupid questions and get to work! time is money! work work work
<9> :)
<12> coding fast without a real design is going to get me nowhere fast
<13> was that at me O-o
<11> Start designing then
<11> Mewshi: no
<12> I guess I need to do some more reseach then.
<14> if you code with objects, UML cl*** diagrams is a good place to start
<14> that you can do before deciding on a language
<12> I have no choice about the language. I have to use PHP because when I finish the project and leave in 6 months, everyone else in my department already knows PHP and they'll be the ones to have to make changes to it.
<14> then whether it's well-suited or not is a moot point ;)
<9> good way to force them to learn a new language ;)
<9> i know quite a few languages - i dont see why a department should rely on a single language for everything - its rarely best..
<12> I've picked up abandonded projects from other people before, and cursed them for their poor style and planning.
<9> but hey :) not my problem lol
<12> haha, I don't think my boss would like if I made other people learn a new language just to maintain my code.
<14> m-OOkie, it's called unreasonable management
<9> khrome - que?
<9> me making em learn a new language, or their inadequacy in programming taste? :)
<14> like a boss not being willing to invest in employee education
<9> ah
<9> yeah
<9> unfortunately some companies (especially large ones) have an internal "standards" policy when it comes to design - especially of their webpages.
<9> its both good and bad
<12> I work for a university and that's unofficially what we have
<9> universities should be more flexible.. they're supposed to be the testbed of the industry :)
<9> i came across an interesting company last year
<9> that implemented their own ASP stuff - except it was in C++.. they called it CSP
<9> very nice - i loved it. only problem was their apache module only worked on windows platforms :(
<9> wonder if they've added linux support yet.
<9> hmm nope.
<9> http://www.micronovae.com/default_csp.html
<15> Hi. I'm getting a lot of notices like: "Use of undefined constant name - ***umed 'name'" in the output. It's the result of this kind of thing:
<15> return array('begins'=>$shift_begins, 'ends'=>$shift_ends);
<15> I know that you can change the reporting level
<9> i bet that if large companies started to use that, they'd make a linux module :)
<15> But what I want to know is what part of that little snippit of code raises a condition that php would want to report on.
<16> Is there a way to get around validation when using sessions? It complains about the session ID being in the links.
<9> uru - hmm looks fine to me
<9> whats $shift_begins / ends contain?
<15> a timestamp
<15> integer
<11> uru: That error doesn't correspond to that line.
<11> uru: Please paste a matching set
<15> array('name'=>'Morning', 'begins'=>'6:00am', 'ends'=>'3:00pm'),
<14> m-00kie, those guys aren't well informed...
<9> i think he means paste a bigger chunk of code at pastebin..
<14> "The ability of making direct system calls, allows the development of advanced web applications that are impossible with ASP and JSP"
<14> is not true
<9> ?
<11> uru: Most likely you have an errant ' hiding somewhere that it shouldn't be.
<14> JSP can access external binaries through JNI
<5> is there a neat way to strip all the numbers from a string? 'fo23ffs2' and I want 232


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