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<0> lol
<1> ffmpeg may be a good program. But, '-php'? :)
<2> Unless there's something better?
<3> mattmcc: :)
<4> I fail to see your basis for proving anyones ignorance.
<3> mattmcc: I can see ffmpeg being used in say... video lan... but php?
<2> Lateralus: ffmpeg-php.sourceforge.net
<2> its just an extension
<0> noel, what you want to do with ffmpeg-php?
<2> And purpose isn't really why i'm here. I'm having trouble loading the extension in PHP and was looking for some help
<3> walterwo1: failing to recognize a huge disabling feature of his application seems like ignorance to me. But perhaps you're right and he does recognize it as a problem and just doesn't want to fix it. In that case, it's just plain old stupidity.
<2> johndoe: take videos and get thumbnails from them, and/or transcode to flash 7
<5> Lateralus: You're getting a bit abrasive at this point. Hardly proper channel behavior :/
<3> You're right, but it wasn't intentional.
<6> Lateralus: I am perfectly aware of this ghastly hack to work-around magic quotes horribleness, and I'm entirely unwilling to implement it



<4> I think that it is a short coming but i think that name calling is sort of 'the kettle calling the pot black'. There are things we all do that are less than correct but we should be polite about pointing it out.
<6> Therefore, not ignorance, it's stubbornness.
<0> noel, as far as i know, ffmpeg-php simply capture frames of images
<3> MarkR: I fail to see it. Losing over half of your market goes beyond being stubborn. But to each his own.
<2> So, I installed FFMPEG with --enable-shared and then added in the extension into php.ini, but when i try to load it in PHP it says this: Can't load extension /usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20041030/ffmpeg.so
<7> ignorance, n: A willful neglect or refusal to acquire knowledge which one may acquire and it is his duty to have.
<6> I have not yet lost any work due to havign my app not work on some useless hosting provider
<7> Just for the record.
<6> It is NOT because I'm ignorant of this hack, it's because I don't like the bad smell it causes in my code
<0> lol
<7> MarkR: Which some people might justifiably count as "willful neglect"
<6> As and when some client insists on it, I might consider implementing it (but probably not)
<0> but I was screwed by customer once due to magic_quotes
<4> I have to see some of MarkR's point. I like to code using 'best-practices' but i am willing to make adjustments for special case.
<6> But, if we can't change magic quotes, there are probably lots of other settings which are required which we also can't change, some of which have no workarounds.
<1> Safe mode would be another one. You can't effectively handle file uploads with safe mode unless the server is very specifically configured.
<0> the problem is hosting at first disable magic quotes. when their installed new version of PHP, they enable magic quotes and everythings not working
<8> caffinated: You still around?
<6> This is why I dislike using hosting I don't have complete control over; the provider may upgrade PHP without notifying its customers beforehand (or they may not p*** the info on to the developers)
<6> I cannot test my apps with every version of PHP released
<6> In every config
<4> MarkR: I install the app and after that the customer has to worry about it, it is in the contract that i am not responcible for hostin changes.
<9> does preg_replace need PCRE?
<10> yes
<9> cheers
<9> is PCRE usually on on most servers?
<9> I don't want to write an app that isn't portable
<6> pcre is a standard component which is in by default, and has been for a long time
<6> I'm not even sure whether you can disable it
<7> You can
<6> But nobody does
<9> ok
<7> I think BSD does
<6> Because almost everything uses it
<11> MarkR: Don't worry... I'm sure your apps will wirk on PHP/Fi as well >:)
<1> You can disable any extension if you want.
<10> the pcre library is bundled with php too
<6> Stormchaser: PHP/Fi ... yes, of course.. just after hell freezes over
<10> freebsd php port disables everything by default, doesn't it?
<1> FreeBSD even disables the session extension by default.. :)
<12> does anyone have a WYSIWYG they like? I have to give this client a little one in his admin area..... theres so many when you google around
<1> PHP/Fi! Write your PHP in radio waves!
<10> heh
<11> yeah! :)
<0> Tac Work, use tinymce
<4> Any one know any good Advanced PHP - MySQL books out there?
<13> i learned from www.php.net
<4> I want ADVANCED, and i want a BOOK that i can have for when i'm not on the net.
<14> WROX has some and Mysql themselves
<15> walterwo1: what isd your definition of advanced?
<16> PHP and MySQL Bible is one of the best, IMHO.
<3> walterwo1: MySQL, by Paul Dubois is good.
<4> Tranactional Systems, Templating, and anything else i don't know.
<15> php hacks is good reading, php5 obj, patt, practice, php5 power programming, advanced php develpment...
<12> johndoe: looks nice.... youve implemented it before?
<0> yup, Tac Work
<15> Tac_Work: yeah, tinymce is great and it works on all the main browsers
<4> Thanks.



<15> IE, Firefox, Safari etc.
<0> I even wrote some image manager and template manager plugins
<12> what I am doing is allowing him to edit about a 300x600 pixel space..... is there a way you know offhand for me to give him an area like that?
<12> i guess i could just make the window he edits in that size... and hope... :-D
<0> lol
<9> can someone help me make a PCRE for "[link=Fish]fish are creatures that live in the sea[/link]"
<4> I have always wondered... Why are there 455 people in the room but only 10-20 people 'in the room'.
<9> can someone help me make a PCRE for "[link=Fish]fish are creatures that live in the sea[/link]"?
<0> Tac Work, just tell ur client that its like MsWord, word wrap
<12> i can alwasy give him a preview button and lay it out in the page
<11> !+typing english
<17> ##PHP does not allow aolbonics (or leetspeak) such as "u for you, r for are, ic for i see -- etc" and typing like this will result in you being silenced; furthermore, inability to adapt may result in a ban.
<12> all im doign is taking the HTML and throwing it into a database... i can always pull it up and throw it into a window
<4> I would think that some would prefer leetspeak over my horrible spelling.
<12> johndoe: since you worked on the image manager..... how does it write the URL's ...... does it use qualified paths ... or does it try to make relative ones...
<0> sorry
<11> !+sorry
<17> Don't be sorry, just don't do it.
<0> i always use relative path
<18> lol
<16> I think whoever coded php-bot's responses had waaaaay to much time on his or her or (other) hands.
<0> lol
<12> johndoe: is there a way to set where it does the relativeness from?
<7> Ahroun: You'd be surprised.
<12> johndoe: he will be in the admin area, editing something a user would see in their member area
<16> What, by the amount of time or by 'other' ?
<11> aholmes: all 3.
<7> Ahroun: If we didn't put it into the bot, imagine how much MORE time would be lost typing that exact string 3-400 times per day.
<16> TML: Hrm. Good point.
<3> TML: you should release a dump of that database for print purposes. T-shirts and what not.
<4> Just how many respnces does php-bot have 25? 50 ? more?
<7> walterwo1: Far more
<0> yes, Tac Work. You can set it
<19> whats the most efficient way to use php to create a copy of the structure of a mysql table as a new mysql table?
<12> johndoe: rightio
<16> When did I get nicked 'aholmes' anyways? :P That's like the third person to call me that.
<3> Ahroun: Nick tab-completion.
<12> johndoe: can it be set to display in the editor with one path but save as another? so its visible for the admin too?
<11> walterwo1: I'd say around 300... But rather more.
<20> I have a table with 10 fields, how do I insert into only one field?
<7> select count(*) from factoids;
<7> 890
<16> Ahhhhhhh, I see.
<0> Tac Work, the best is you downlaod and play around with it
<4> TML: How do you remember all of them, i can barely remember the commands for IRC.
<11> heh... '300'... Waaaaaaaaaay off :)
<10> do function definitions count as factoids?
<19> CHANDRA: insert into TABLE (field) VALUES ('value');
<11> walterwo1: Experience
<7> philip: Yes
<11> philip: yes
<12> johndoe: just trying to make sure.... you know how the people that write the checks can be ....
<12> :)
<1> walterwo1: That's a big*** postit.
<11> lol
<7> walterwo1: I guess I'm just smart that way? I not only remember the bulk of those, I also remember almost that many for the #debian bots, as well as carrying about a dozen programming languages and their "standard library" around in my head.
<4> I have been IRCing for a year and i still only know 5 or 5.
<18> So THAT'S where you've been hiding it all
<4> I know the programming languages, i have about 10 in my head.
<7> walterwo1: Just consider it another programming language.
<7> It's all just a bunch of hash tables to me.
<19> TML: oh yeah, we need more languages don't we?
<11> [fields]: do we?
<4> I think that i don't enjoy IRC-script as much as i do java or PHP.
<16> How could we need more languages? Ever since Commodore VIC20 BASIC came out, everything else has been chumpchange. :P
<7> Which is why some of you get confused with others. My ##PHP hash table for nicks is only one character wide.
<19> how do I copy a mysql table's structure to a new mysql table using php?
<13> [fields]: describe _tablename_
<10> php provides mysql_query(), use it :)
<13> then you can script it


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