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<0> Stormchaser: let people
<1> I tried that, now I have yellow streaks all over my new viewsonic
<2> It's got a bunch of built in Javascripts for you as well. :)
<3> Imdsm: wah..?
<4> itrebal: he wants notepad with highlighting ;) so he can colour in his monitor
<3> Imdsm: gotchya
<3> Drew you should get emacs - it does highlighting ;)
<5> rofl
<6> emacs is an OS
<5> true :)
<4> I knows Drew !! 3d gl***es !
<7> check this out: http://eml.nu/index.phps <- am I iterating wrong in output_dirs() ?
<4> you can have some red words and some blue words
<5> eml: Where is $dirs defined?
<3> masq|lappy: an OS that supports highleting, though!
<7> Stormchaser, int he begginning?



<5> lol
<7> in the*
<3> except, spelled write
<3> right
<4> eml: not in the function though
<3> damn.... i need help today
<1> correctly
<4> eml: it's a new scope :)
<7> oh..
<4> function output_dirs() {;
<4> you might wanna get rid of that wandering ; as well
<8> Please take a look at this: http://pastebin.com/526463
<7> ah..
<4> lol itrebal
<5> eml: PHP isn't Python... The definition in the beginnong of the variable isn't global... P*** the variable as parameter...
<9> itrebal: typing*
<7> Stormchaser, I'm confused with C actually, not python =P
<3> nforbes: damn you.
<7> well, that went fine
<7> thanks
<3> Imdsm: i imagine it hurts wherever you poke them, if in the eye - that is
<5> SunShineLady: It has a problem connectiong to the server.
<4> itrebal: a good friend of mine called Cameron told me if I aim for the center of the retener it will cause the upmost damage let alone pain and give me enough time to run and hide.
<10> got a code here http://www.phpriot.com/2607 to insert multiple users and p***words to mysql db. can someone please check it and tell me if it will work Im afraid to mess up my db
<3> Imdsm: two things, 1) thats cool, 2) thats really creepy
<4> unprovoked!
<8> Stormchaser - its working fine if I call the same string DOMAIN A trying to file_get_contents from my browser, it seems to happen only from other domains...
<8> Im clueless why this happends
<11> just because
<3> the gods hate you, sunshine :)
<8> What do I need to secrifice?
<12> Your CPU.
<3> SunShineLady: a sheep, and your first born son (if applicaple, otherwise your CPU)
<12> What if the first born son was her CPU :-O
<3> (also, if you sacrafice your CPU since you dont have a son - if you do get one, your CPU will come back and your 1st son will die)
<13> anyone with joomla experience here?
<8> Could this be because of some php.ini settings?
<5> #joomla
<13> Thanks.
<12> Too much death. Doods, this is ##php :P
<3> SunShineLady: the sacrafice requirements? or the script failure :D
<5> punkstar: Yes, PHP causes that.
<11> php has a die statement you know.
<12> Blimey.
<12> Supaplex: Yuppers.
<12> :P
<5> SunShineLady: no -- Your server probably can't handle the request...
<8> Why?
<8> What part of it should I blame?
<14> I'm trying to do a file upload form, that doesnt' seem to be working, when i do a var_dump($_FILES) I just get array(0) { }
<7> bah, now I have problems with getting a damn stylesheet included.. hah
<5> Well... The connection timeout can be caused with a killer loop as first...



<11> the gods hat you, SunShine :)
<11> hate*
<11> ;) hehhee
<5> (or that server is unreachable but the DNS is working)
<7> and now it works
<8> Stormchaser - it is working in the browser...
<5> SunShineLady: Then you probably miss spelled something
<15> s/miss spelled/misspelled/
<5> FlamingCows: That was on purpose :P
<8> Stormchaser - It even gives the right address in the error...
<15> Pffft. :)
<0> PHP = PHP Hides Python
<5> DavidHKMrPowers: It does?
<16> Or is it the other way around?
<0> PHP = PHP Hides Perl
<15> 'Hides'?
<8> Does file_get_contents() returns all the file at once of while it retrieves it?
<17> file_get_contents() returns the file's contents as a string.
<18> I was wondering if there was a *cleaner* way to put a bunch of XML into a variable like is done at http://pastebin.com/526480
<0> SunShineLady: did you mean whether you would have the value of $content one second later larger than that one second before?
<8> kuja - I know it is... but does it gives me bits of the file while it retrives it or at once after its done fetching the whole file
<17> SunShineLady: The whole file.
<3> religion debate, ##linux
<17> itrebal: Ooh goodie
<8> DavidHKMrPowers - yes
<8> I think
<19> itrebal: Debate or fanatic flamewar? :P
<0> SunShineLady : it hangs waiting for the whole file
<3> Elazar: the two core people are debating, other people are flaming... its pretty much dieing down now
<19> itrebal: And religion as in the kind that gets a tax break or as in "using [insert your favorite distro here] religious?"
<8> DavidHKMrPowers - Is there a way to return bits while its fetching?
<0> yes, do not use that function
<3> Elazar: the 'oh my god has a bigger **** than your god' or 'god cant be proven/disproven' sort
<17> SunShineLady: fopen, fread, fclose
<8> Like if Im file_get_contents(SOME WINAMP BROADCAT)
<0> get thousand bytes by thousand bytes
<19> itrebal: Ah, tax break religions. Gotcha.
<5> TML: Are you around?
<3> SunShineLady: do you know how Shoutcast broadcasts?
<19> itrebal, SunShineLady: Stores its playlist in an XML file as it plays songs, somewhere in the Shoutcast installation folder I think.
<8> itrebal - not really but I remeber opening it with IE and the file grew till I got the blue screen of death
<12> Just out of curiosity.. what do you guys listen to when you code?
<3> SunShineLady: it has a URL to the stream, which is (IIRC) server:8080 period, you cant open them with PHP, IIRC
<12> Music wise?
<20> hi. which is the fastest way to count the number of slashes in a string?
<18> thx for ignoring me
<3> punkstar: whatever comes up on my ipod... i have 8000 songs - cant be picky :)
<19> punkstar: I find techno helps me concentrate more. Probably has something to do with the mathematics of it. :P
<12> I do dance too, it helps a lot
<12> lol, to be honest.
<5> there is math in techno?
<19> punkstar: There was a study done once on cl***ical music that found it has the same effects, I'm betting for the same reason.
<0> punkstar:I am sleeping while I am writing codes
<3> Stormchaser: more of a repetative rhythem
<19> Stormchaser: In the rhythm and progressions, I meant.
<19> Stormchaser: Yeah, what itrebal said.
<20> I know a lots of ways to do it, like count_chars, str_replace and so on
<12> chx: Never heard of it, any good?
<16> 2:50, restate my ***umptions. 1. Mathematics is the language of nature.
<16> 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.
<12> Maths is nature.
<21> pi ? :)
<22> pi is awesome :)
<8> itrebal - Im not trying to get the content of a broadcast stream I was just thinking that maybe it has too big interval in between the packages or something...
<3> mmk
<0> punkstar: seriously, beware of the alpha,beta,gamma signal insprired by your music. it may affect your performace. to know more, have a research on it
<0> inspired in your brain
<5> punkstar: Well... I have 1 song on the in eternal loop, but when I shift my focus to what I am doing, I don't hear the music anymore :)
<12> Alpha, Beta, Gamma?
<12> Radiation.
<5> theta
<21> i choose theta too
<3> Stormchaser: same here, but if there *isnt* music player, then i cant get into The Zone
<12> Physics ALevel Student here ;)


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