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<0> it was started =/
<1> It doesn't think it was.
<2> alright: rss feed works too :D
<2> $bob = new Math();
<2> try that :)
<0> where do i put it?
<2> uhm was talkin to t0rc there
<0> i think i fixed it o_O
<3> uh
<3> [t0rc]: $this-rad = $this-deg
<3> please add > as appropriate
<2> heh, yeah, add that too :)
<4> $this->rad = $this->deg Kog ? why would I need a $this after the = ?
<3> [t0rc]: because deg is an internal var to the cl***
<0> how do i add a meta redirect?
<0> >>



<3> Di`Nadu: you a big fan of bit shifting or what...?
<0> yeah xD first i fixed it now i need to add something to remove the person from that page >>
<5> Di'Nadu <meta http-equiv='Refresh' content='2;url=URL' />
<2> Di`Nadu: header("Location: URL HERE");
<0> ok
<0> that should be all for a while <<
<2> Hmm, I don't want to get banned, but what are these "keylogger" commands?
<6> how do you build under freebsd?
<2> something that logs keys.. i'm ***uming...
<7> hehe
<0> xD
<0> ponders adding them to a random page >>
<7> Di`Nadu: dding what to a random page?
<3> GregVernon: huh?
<2> in the topic
<3> GregVernon: oh, it's a cheap ploy to set off norton and d/c a user
<2> ha
<2> awsome
<8> hi, im trying to compile a pecl module (memcache) but all i have in the source dir is config.m4 can someone tell me how i can install it?
<3> I actually haven't seen it work, and I sit in a C# chan...
<2> shwa?
<7> Kog: wait... what are they? PM me
<2> w/e, I use clamwin, its cool
<3> itrebal: no thanks
<9> evilbulgarian: phpize; make; make install; //edit php.ini
<3> zircu: don't help him... he's evil
<7> Kog: do they start with an at sign?
<2> @keylog itrbal
<2> yes
<3> itrebal: considering I've never seen them work, I'm not sure
<4> thanks for the help Kog
<7> ok
<3> GregVernon: remember that time the topic said you'd get banned...?
<8> zircu: wel there is no makefile
<3> [t0rc]: fix your issue?
<8> zircu: only a config.m4
<9> evilbulgarian: http://us2.php.net/install.pecl
<2> Kog: maybe...... I'll stop
<4> Kog: yep
<10> GregVernon: You ALMOST got banned for even asking.
<2> heh, sorry, just wondering what they where
<3> GregVernon: see that part where it says "immediately" and "no questions asked?" heh
<9> i think he should have been banned for saying 'ha, awsome'
<3> [t0rc]: yeah, it's a big gotcha in OOPHP
<8> zircu: thanks
<3> [t0rc]: I'm used to writing in other OO languages... so $this->var is something I forget to do :(
<2> :/
<2> I don't like where this is going....
<11> $this->var is somewhat dumb
<9> evilbulgarian: phpize reads the .m4 file and sets up your ./configure & make environment
<3> Owner: got a better idea?
<11> it enforces bad practices that get frowned upon in other languages
<11> yeah... why not just resolve to the object scope?
<3> because PHP is so procedural it wouldn't seem right
<10> Owner: Then quit bitching about it and go do something about it instead
<4> Kog: makes sense. THanks again. You too GregVernon
<8> zircu: where can i find phpize
<11> no! Cuz I wanna bitch! :P
<3> [t0rc]: chao
<3> no wait, ciao ;)
<2> t0rc: no problem, if you need any help, just ask



<10> Owner you know I'll win, right?
<11> dammit, PHP is crap until it supports Generics! :P
<9> evilbulgarian: it should be installed with php
<3> Owner: oh god, I don't even want to see that
<11> hehehe
<11> private <Array>$foo;
<3> Owner: at least they didn't use say... smalltalk's syntax for OO...
<11> LOL!
<3> oh ****
<8> zircu: used find and cant find it
<11> ban me! :P
<2> this isn't good :(
<11> er, please don't ;)
<3> run Owner run
<9> evilbulgarian: do you have php installed on the machine?
<8> zircu: yes
<9> evilbulgarian: is so, how did you install it?
<10> Owner: Yeah, you run bitch! Go make me some money !
<8> zircu: php5 ubuntu package
<9> evilbulgarian: hmm.. well i'm not sure about the package, is there a php5-devel package of some sort?
<8> zircu: installing that now
<11> anyway, I've been working on a version of Castor for php5
<9> evilbulgarian: that should include phpize, in theory
<9> some sort of oil for php?
<11> LOL
<11> nah, castor is a tool I use in java to marshal/unmarshal objects to and from xml
<11> it's quite handy
<11> kind of think of it as an ORM like tool for xml
<11> castor.org
<11> I'm sure it will be **** easy to implement in php
<3> Owner: you might find it amusing to know I'm serializing an array full of XML, encrypting that in rijndael and sending it
<3> s/in/with
<11> why?
<3> Owner: because it's so perverse
<11> why an array full of xml?
<3> oh
<3> the XML is required for some stupid xmlrpc wannabe
<2> Hmmm, whats with php 6?
<12> It's in development.
<11> nothing wrong with xml... at carfax we use xml to describe the vehicle history information we get from different sources
<2> yeah, I thought PHP five just came out... why would start on 6, and not develope 5 further?
<11> since different sources send different formats, some of them quite perverse :(
<12> GregVernon: It's relatively standard practice to bump the major version component when signifcant changes are beng made.
<2> ahh, whats new in 6?
<11> GregVernon, I think 6 will be the major change that loses alot of the old php syntax
<3> Owner: there's nothing wrong with XML... there's just a stupid XMLRPC-like language being used
<3> Owner: so, I need to sync the two commerce apps
<9> GregVernon: the biggest feature with 6 should be unicod support
<11> Kog, oh, I hate that crap
<3> Owner: so I h ave a cronjob that sends these encrypted payloads every 2 hours
<9> not to mention no more magic_* stuff
<2> zircu: thats nice :D
<3> GregVernon: they're also setting register_globals and that gpc magic quote crap to E_FATAL
<11> I had to integrate with some commercial server that used it's own little tag soup that was invalid xml
<3> although, by the time my boss elects to run PHP6 osCommerce MS3 should be out :(
<2> wow, can't wait :)
<11> Kog, oh, oscommerce MS3 will be incompatible with PHP6
<11> of course
<3> Owner: probably
<9> you can even have your function names in unicode.. it is rather wierd to see japanese characters used but heh
<3> Owner: but at least MS3 doesn't have everloving register_globals on
<2> Kog: you should give my shopping cart a try
<11> that is, of course, if MS3 ever comes out
<13> whats the easiest and most painless way to get captchas working on a site? the pear package?
<3> GregVernon: give me a link, I'll send it to my boss... we're evaluating products
<3> Owner: sad as it is, OSC is still the best cart - or rather, the only ocmplete one
<11> I checked out the CVS source for MS3 not long ago... it was crap
<2> well, its not 100% done yet, I'm the only person working on it
<2> http://enamour.gregvernon.com/
<3> Owner: I was looking at CPCart, there's no download for it


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