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<0> i had no time for such disscussions..
<1> fumanchi, are you kidding :{
<0> another reason is sascha :)
<2> $height * cfg_imgmax_x / real($width) ?
<1> fumanchi, and who is sascha :)
<0> Skinkie: it is/was one of the core-developers
<2> hot to defin a real constant ?
<3> cb921: += on an array would give an error, while .= on an array would result in the word "
<1> fumanchi, and he wasn't very amused with your working code?
<0> Skinkie: s/it/he :)
<3> "Array" with something appended
<0> Skinkie: he is never amused about code performing better then his owns
<4> TML += will work if the both operands are arrays, no?
<0> s/then/than
<1> fumanchi, lets for it >: )
<1> s/for/fork



<3> Davey|Work: Well, that won't throw an error, but it won't do anything sane either.
<2> A simple example work but in a certain context it seem that the result becames always 1 !
<4> TML: surely the same as $foo = $array + $array2
<1> fumanchi, you know what happened to the turckmm-cache guy ;)
<3> Davey|Work: Yeeeessss...but again, I don't consider that sane.
<4> Skinkie, he got employed by Zend ;)
<0> Skinkie: no.. i dont know him...
<3> Davey|Work: php5 -r '$a = array(1,2); $b = array(3); $a = $a + $b; var_dump($a);'
<0> Skinkie: whats his name?
<1> Dave123, exactly only because his 'partly' working product was working better than zend ;)
<0> :)
<0> im currently looking for a job, too...
<1> http://turck-mmcache.sourceforge.net/index_old.html
<5> hi! php4: when storing an object in $_session, is the constructor called everytime the page is loaded? no, right?
<1> fumanchi, i think you should try zend :)
<0> .oO(zend.. im waiting)
<1> putting this piece of software on your C.V. cannot do any harm
<0> Skinkie: my private projects are not on my C.V.
<0> Skinkie: no open-source at all...
<1> fumanchi, why not?
<0> Skinkie: describing these projects and their temporal order would be too komplex :)
<0> Skinkie: and i already have 2 pages of C.V.
<0> Skinkie: this is the maximum in germany...
<1> fumanchi, aahh :) so basically you are very smart dev guy ;)
<0> Skinkie: you _should never_ apply with more than that.. :)
<0> Skinkie: i did many different projekts...
<0> Skinkie: and i did my diploma.. but im still learning :) (who isnt?)
<1> fumanchi, why not get the tar.gz on your site and put it on the serialize comments on php.net?
<0> i had no time
<1> fumanchi, (got a diplom too... but started again in uvi)
<1> uvi -> uni
<0> i wrote that stuff during my diploma work
<0> and now im looking for a fine job :)
<0> uni means?
<0> university?
<1> yes, (Amsterdam)
<0> i have a university-degree :)
<0> s/a/an/
<6> a
<0> in computer science (and not in english-language as you see) :)
<7> hehe
<0> cb921: no.. an university-degree but an cb921 :)
<0> args...
<1> i got a Bachelor in Advanced Computer Science, but over here not considered as 'Uni'-degree
<0> an _u_niver.... but a _c_bt921
<6> lol an apple sounds nice - an university degree sounds horrible
<6> but I speak, I certainly don't study :)
<0> Skinkie: here not, too.. i did 15semesters for a complete university-degree.. that means bachelor _and_ master (and i think its a little more theoretical)
<7> I'm still working on my bachelor's :~(
<7> computer engineering, though, bleh on comp.sci ;o
<0> ndnet: i just finished :) (2 month ago)... so dont give up...
<1> before my math exams the only thing i want to do is give up...
<7> it's more a question of will they throw me out before I finish? ;)
<1> but after it i know failing is a part of life ;)
<0> ndnet: and i smoked a lot of weed during my studies :)
<7> I just have issues with getting up in the morning ;o
<7> sometimes I think it'd be nice to have a real excuse for being damned lazy
<8> i have some problem
<7> but being lazy by itself is fine enough for me
<8> anybody can help me with
<8> ?



<9> hi Dr!
<10> Dr-Linux: How can we say, until we know the problem?
<10> ;)
<0> ndnet: hehehe... i went just from the bar under the shower and in the lecture room :)
<8> xroberx: can i /msg you ?
<10> Dr-Linux: just ask here
<9> Dr-Linux: of course not
<8> hhm.. ok
<8> i'm not sure i should show you the link on main channel or not :S
<8> xroberx: that's my problem
<9> don't msg me Dr!
<8> there are some errors
<0> :-Q
<0> \\
<9> just paste the site here and everybody in the earth will help you :)
<0> ~~
<8> http://202.125.141.11/astguiclient/astguiclient_web/
<8> i'm having some errors to opening those pages
<8> permissions etc
<3> Dr-Linux: So fix them
<9> omg
<8> :S
<3> Dr-Linux: You're being vague, so you're getting vague help. If you want specific help, provide specifics.
<8> ok sorry to ask for help
<3> Wrong lesson to learn. Instead of being sorry to ask for help, why not provide specifics?
<11> curse this. <!DOCTYPE page SYSTEM "http://gv.ca/dtd/character-entities.dtd">;
<11> ahrhg. curse my fingers for pasting that.
<3> m4lu6: You mean PUBLIC, not SYSTEM, don't you? :)
<0> *lol*
<11> TML: damnit, no, i had just accidentally copied that from the blasted PHP docs page.
<11> i meant to curse why $foo->resolveExternals doesn't seem to have any effect.
<8> TML: i wish i could understand english fine, i'd not need to ask
<8> TML: anyways thanks for your help
<12> Dr-Linux: open dbconnect.php and change your username/p***word to access mysql server
<8> maver: yes i did that 3 minutes before
<8> but there is some other problem at main admin.php page
<8> maver: please check if you get a chance
<12> Dr-Linux: I can't access to source code. Copy it at http://pastebin.com/
<8> maver: you mean admin.php file?
<12> yes copy its content: hide private information, if any
<8> maver: okey
<12> however, you should check if mysql_query() returns false or not
<8> maver: please check that
<2> no way to obtain a height ! Always the division betwen cfg and width result in 1 http://pastebin.com/625193
<13> hello, i have a variable.. let's say $foo that has a newline in it what is the simplest method to remove the newline in it ?
<14> dony, trim
<12> dony: chop or trim if it's at the end or at the beginning
<12> otherwise, str_replace()
<13> dosen't work hmmm
<2> str_replace("\n,"",$data);
<2> str_replace("\n,"",$foo);
<13> i will try that too
<2> any help / corection ? http://pastebin.com/625193
<15> jullie zijn allemaal luls
<15> dommerike
<15> n
<15> muttens
<15> oei, nu zijn jullie allemaal boos zeker ?
<15> oei, is hier iemand van amsterdam !?
<15> oops, sorry, didn't know you guys don't speak dutch
<2> :) np man
<2> I would like to learn
<13> and another thing, when i want to echo some text i needed to used echo <<< EOF EOF... but what was the other end of.. because my file dosen't end..
<12> ace_me: what's the problem with that code? it should work
<2> \n
<2> TI am start to loog into a folder , i get the sizes from the files and than I try to resize based on cfg max x but I obtain the same height instead a lower one ! It seem the division betweeen width and cfg max is 1 always
<12> var_dump the vars, before and after the division
<2> look into the upload function http://pastebin.com/625221
<12> uhm, $height = $height * (cfg_imgmax_x / $width) ; is useless


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