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<Meltir> itrebal: and now tell me why :P
<Jymmm> kuja: Sounds pretty Korean to me
<kuja> Hm... mushroom alfredo... or parmesan cheese.... grrr
<itrebal> because i could, but i wont - 'cause that keybaord doesnt work for ****, its my USB hub :P
<kuja> Bought 2 kinds and I can't make up my mind :D
<Jymmm> kuja BOUGHT?! WTF what you mean BOUGHT! YOu MAKE alfredo sauce, you dont' buy it!
<Meltir> say - anyone have an idea of how to stop output to the borwser without actually killing the script ? :>
<itrebal> kuja: just MAKE it! its easy.
<Jymmm> Meltir dont echo
<kuja> Jymmm: Man, I'm lazy as it is just to heat it up.
<kuja> I prefer microwavable food... but I'm kind of digging for a better meal today :S
<Jymmm> kuja it's just butter, flour, cream, and seasoning
<Jymmm> cheese
<kuja> Jymmm: Well bring your *** to Korea and make me some!
<kuja> :D
<Meltir> Jymmm: the script is running atm. i dont want to loose the data its already processed, but i can see now that the browser is killing my system and slowing down the script :(
<Jymmm> kuja wharre's my utha fskcing ticket?!
<kuja> Jymmm: Is there a way to make Alfredo sauce without the flour? Or any ingredients containing flour?
<kuja> My girlfriend can't eat anything with flour :(
<veepster> any kind of flour?
<Meltir> kuja: why not base the sauce solely on water and good intentions ? ;)
<kuja> :S
<Lord_Loki> kuja: take her back then.. say she is broken.
<kuja> veepster: Nothing with ANY flour.
<Meltir> Lord_Loki: LOL
<veepster> thats messed up
<itrebal> kuja: you know that alfredo sauce you bought today..?
<kuja> itrebal: Yesterday
<itrebal> same thing..
<|Lurch|> Meltir: $all = eval(var_export($a,TRUE)); doesn't work, but eval("\$all = ".var_export($a,TRUE).";"); does. is that expected?
<kuja> itrebal: What about it?
<Meltir> hmmm... maybe if i kill the browser in an abrupt way - like sending a -9 to it the script would keep running ? any ideas anyone ? :P
<itrebal> kuja: it has a 90% chance of having flower in it
<kuja> itrebal: Yep, I know.
<kuja> itrebal: So I plan on enjoying it myself :P
<Lord_Loki> kuja: better yet.. take her back... bug report include (ie.. $flour_digestion = false
<Meltir> |Lurch|: wtf is your goal exactly ? :>
<Meltir> cause what you just showed doesnt make much sense to me :>
<Lord_Loki> kuja: she alergic to wheat? or just processed flour?
<kuja> cl*** Lord_Loki < Person; def is_retarded?; true; end; loki = Lord_Loki.new; while loki.is_retarded?; loki.stab_the_****_out_of!; end # :) :)
<Meltir> crap, im ending this. killall -9 firefox. >:|
<kuja> Uh oh, missing an end; there
<weasel00> kuja: is there somewhere that i can look to see if mysql is being processed right during the install process?
<kuja> weasel00: Your configure process.
<Lord_Loki> :kuja parse errored and stabbed himself
<weasel00> kuja: but what am i looking for?
<Lord_Loki> :kuja i was only playing man
<kuja> rescue SyntaxError; loki.continue_stabbing
<kuja> :P
<Lord_Loki> haha
<Lord_Loki> umm ummm
<Lord_Loki> ?>
<Lord_Loki> HA!
<kuja> weasel00: Where it checks for MySQL, probably.
<Meltir> well.. it looks like apache just died :( im right back where i was 4 hours ago :(
<itrebal> bleh, i need to get my "hub" working
<weasel00> kuja: would that be while its "checking for ..." ?
<kuja> weasel00: Probably
<weasel00> sorry i sound so stupid... i think my brain has been injuried from all the hair i have pulled out over this inane problem
<Lord_Loki> weasel00: you dont sound stupid as long as i am around
<ruben> Meltir: seeing the php script, it uses posix_getpwuid, so, what is the way to disable all posix_* functions?
<weasel00> loki: thanks...i think... *p***es a cold one to lord_loki
<weasel00> :)
<|Lurch|> Meltir: i am saving a pretty large array to a file
<Lord_Loki> :)
<|Lurch|> Meltir: i want to be able later load the file and read the array back out
<|Lurch|> Meltir: when i read the file back in, $contents = eval($file_contents); errors.
<Lord_Loki> weasel00:see at least your trying to solve a problem.. me i am hoping to absorb some stuff so i can start my app and THEN have problems. But the real problem is I dont know Jack about php really so..... therein lies my problem
<Meltir> |Lurch|: $file="<?php $foo=".var_export($array,1)."; ?>";
<myconid> Lord_Loki: i take it you didnt take my advice and buy a book.
<Meltir> include ("file");
<weasel00> Loki: grab a beer, and just start mashing away at the keyboard ;)
<Lord_Loki> myconid: if i had the money to buy a book, I'd be reading it instead of bugging you guys
<myconid> Lord_Loki: what do you want to do with php?
<|Lurch|> Meltir: that'll work too.
<Jymmm> Lord_Loki then get a job you cheap bastard!
<ruben> what is the way to disable all posix_* under php.ini ? disable_functions posix_* will work?
<|Lurch|> Meltir: however the file contents are not always local, but they are in $file_contents var in my case.
<Lord_Loki> myconid: same as before, creat an app that add's edits' delets multiple entries with images, and connects them to a user table
<weasel00> php-bot
<weasel00> bah
<Lord_Loki> I created the links table and the data fro the medals as stated before.. no i have no idea where to begin to do what i want
<Meltir> k. script modded to give output every 1000 querys. this should take the memload off my back to some extent.
<Meltir> |Lurch|: you might want to use a db to make it simpler.
<ruben> no idea anyone how to disable all posix_* functions?
<|Lurch|> Meltir: use a DB for what?
<Meltir> |Lurch|: the big array that is in diff places at diff times.
<|Lurch|> Meltir: really, all i want is to be able to dump an array (var_export does that quite well) and import it back from a string, which eval() does not seem to do well.
<Artnez> rube: http://us3.php.net/posix
<Artnez> *ruben: http://us3.php.net/posix
<ruben> yes, but I want to disable all this functions
<weasel00> kuja: so this isnt working then is it...? http://php.pastebin.com/574260
<Meltir> |Lurch|: then simply create the file in a format (add the <?php $array=(output of var export here); ?>) and include it. you dont have to eval a thing that way.
<Artnez> ruben: rtfm
<ruben> My idea is to disable all system functions :)
<Meltir> serialize will also work for you, but it has a way of failing with really big objects/array's
<weasel00> kuja: because of the missing socket information?
<Meltir> (from my experience anyhow)
<ruben> Artnez: it's possible with php.ini, some option?
<|Lurch|> Meltir: my original question (to which you answered var_export) was "is there a more human readable serialize?" :)
<ruben> like --disable-systen-functions ?
<Meltir> yes, but you didnt specify why exactly should it be human readable :)
<Artnez> ruben: i just sent you a link that has all of that information
<Artnez> readi t
<|Lurch|> Meltir: to enable a human to examine the file or potentially modify it.
<Artnez> |Lurch|: XML :P
<ruben> Artnez: yes, I see --disable-posix and thanks, but is possible something like --disable-all-system-functions ?
<Artnez> ruben: this i do not know
<ruben> ok, thanks again
<|Lurch|> Artnez: preferably not.
<Meltir> |Lurch|: i still say to go for an include. write the contents of $file_contents to some temp file and include it. that way you dont get any parsing errors and keep the variable within the scope you want it.
<Artnez> |Lurch|: i don't know the specifics of what you're after .. but if you want to retain type/content/etc and want it to be humanly readable and editable XML would make the most sense .. or comma delimited or something
<Meltir> Artnez: those mean parsing. parsing means time. depending on how big the array is - an include might be much faster :)
<S4nD3r> Hey, is Zend free to use and to download ??
<Meltir> ...
<Artnez> Meltir: hmm.. good piont.
<Artnez> *point
<S4nD3r> ?
<Meltir> S4nD3r: what do you think ?
<Meltir> google ?
<S4nD3r> I think is pay
<Meltir> good thinking.
<weasel00> trial last i saw
<Meltir> weasel00: 30 days.
<S4nD3r> ummmmm.... maybe emule.. eheheheh
<Artnez> S4nD3r: Zend Studio?
<Meltir> S4nD3r: we are not #zend-studio, not #emule.
<Meltir> *nor
<Artnez> aye, pirates are bitches
<Meltir> aye!
<weasel00> Mel: reminded me a lot of coding with visual studio with the hints, colors, and all... it was like tripping on acid after grinding for 48+ hours on a deadline lmao
<Meltir> weasel00: i use it on a daily basis :>
<Artnez> If Zend had the FTP support I need, i'd be all over it.
<Artnez> I love everything else about it.
<Meltir> Artnez: ... newsflash - ftp is supported.
<weasel00> kuja: so this isnt working then is it...? http://php.pastebin.com/574260 < can someone take a peek at this and tell me if because of the socket info not being there that php is not wokrin with mysql?
<Artnez> Meltir: I said the FTP support "I need"
<Meltir> Artnez: an what pray tell do you need ? :P
<Artnez> Zend cannot keep a local "cache" of the FTP server i'm connected
<Artnez> *to
<weasel00> anyone:: http://php.pastebin.com/574260 < can someone take a peek at this and tell me if because of the socket info not being there that php is not wokrin with mysql?
<Meltir> Artnez: i consider it a good thing. its always 'live' :)
<S4nD3r> Which is the best IDE to programm in php
<Meltir> S4nD3r: dont go there...
<Artnez> Meltir: I'd prefer to have a copy of my work on my HD
<Meltir> Artnez: rsync :P
<S4nD3r> ??
<Artnez> Meltir: bah


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