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<0> one less character, too!
<0> i like smaller code... even microscopically smaller
<1> well, its a lot less to code, when you're writing MyPackage
<2> what are your opinions on using a single index file as opposed to seperate files to navigate through an application. IE: /?page=profile or profile.php
<0> i'm the kind of guy that's happy when i can reduce a 12,502 line program down to 12,500 lines.
<1> since MyPackage gets prefixed for you
<0> ^Artnez: i don't have a problem with it provided that mod_rewrite is properly taking care of making it look nicer and more search-engine friendly.
<3> woooooooooooooooooooooooow
<3> hi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll
<1> maximuse: stop that
<4> AcidReign: That's what copy/paste are for
<4> /remove maximuse BYYYYEEEEE DOCTOR NICK!
<2> b1n0ry: i'm more referring to an application that requires a login to enter -- if it's something like a new site i take a whole different approach
<5> Hello
<6> can anyone give me some insight on how i would go about capturing the text between body tags of a url. i can read it in full w/ fread, now i just have to slim it down...



<2> i was just wondering if performance can drop if 4,000 people are all hitting index.php, as opposed 2,000 hitting profile.php and the rest hitting index.php
<5> I have a PHP related MySQL question
<0> ^Artnez: whatever works works :)
<3> ok <1>
<5> I'm trying to query MySQL, can I query it like $query="select id from paste order by id desc limit 1";?
<4> arpegius: Use a preg_match() or a set of strpos() calls
<7> Idiot.
<2> ShuaiKing: you will need to use PHP's built in MySQL functions to query MySQL
<0> ^Artnez: personally, if you have 4,000 hits to your server consecutively, i doubt that which file is opened is going to be the bottleneck.
<5> How would I do that?
<5> ^Artnez,*
<8> they come back if you don't use enough
<2> ShuaiKing: some people choose to format their query in a variable first, like you did.. then p*** it in the MySQL functions of PHP
<1> enygma: no no, you have to cut off the head
<0> ShuaiKing http://us3.php.net/mysql
<6> i thought i had a strpos setup that worked, but i cant make it happen. preg_match seems intimidating...
<4> no, that's marketing weenies
<2> ShuaiKing: Although I wouldn't waste the memory just to stick somthing in a variable if the variable is one time
<8> AcidReign - well, of course you do. but it's fun to watch them burn too
<1> mattmcc: remember to cut off the head, and burry it in consecrated ground ;-)
<1> then you burn the body
<4> arpegius: Sounds like the perfect time to learn regular expressions
<8> speaking of project managers, the new The Apprentice starts tonight
<0> haha, donald trump is a genius
<9> ShuaiKing: $linkid=mysql_pconnect(<database identifier here>); $result=mysql_query("SELECT something FROM sometable etc...",$linkid);
<10> by genious you mean bankrupt
<0> myc: no, i mean genius
<11> Anyone here tested PHPUnit2's Mock objects?
<8> genius == has fake hair
<12> are the xslt functions simply deprecated in php5, or do they not exist at all?
<2> IdahoEv_: mysql_pconnect should be used with caution at times
<10> ^Artnez: whats wrong with pconnect
<5> IdahoEv_, What is "database identifier here"?
<7> jcoby: See http://php.net/xsl
<10> shadow`: SELECT cx.listing_id
<10> FROM Categories as c
<10> LEFT JOIN Category_listing_address_xref as cx on cx.category_id = c.category_id
<10> WHERE c.listing_type = 'business'
<10> and cx.l_status = 'Ok'
<10> order by cx.listing_id DESC
<10> LIMIT 50;
<8> guh
<10> Sorry!
<8> moron
<5> www.pastebin.com
<9> ShuaiKing: http://us2.php.net/mysql_connect
<7> Don't be sorry, just don't do it. ;)
<10> dude.. bad paste
<10> didnt mean to paste
<5> dang
<5> harsh
<5> well, I already connected to MySQL. and um, hope I don't get punished for talking about MysQL.
<10> my appologies.. hit ctrl+insert
<12> mattmcc: yeah, i've been reading that. is registerPHPFunctions supposed to be the replacement for xslt_set_scheme_handlers?
<2> myc: read this - http://us2.php.net/manual/en/features.persistent-connections.php
<9> ShuaiKing: it might look like $linkid=mysql_connect("localhost:3306","username","p***word");
<0> why is he a genius? The Apprentice -> he gets paid, and his company makes money. why? because he has a bunch of people doing projects for him to get a job. AKA: HE and HIS COMPANY are GETTING PAID to get projects done by people that are working for FREE! and these are educated people, too.
<5> something like $conn = mysql_connect($dbhost, $dbuser, $dbp***) or die ('Error connecting to mysql');?



<2> myc: mysql_pconnect() has its issues and should not used unless you really need it, which is rare in most cases
<9> ^Artnez is right
<7> jcoby: Similar idea, yeah.
<0> ShuaiKing: then you need to look at the mysql_query function at http://us3.php.net/mysql and while you're there, read the rest of the section to learn what you're doing ;)
<0> ShuaiKing: you likely also need to read up on the mysql_select_db() function
<12> mattmcc: ok, thanks. it's a little confusing since the docs don't say anything one way or another about xsl vs xslt in 5.
<13> anyone know offhand -- which is faster for getting stringleng -- strlen or count?
<7> jcoby: Sure they do. php.net/xslt recommends php.net/xsl for PHP5.
<14> absentia, count ???
<12> mattmcc: yeah, i just found that. i just overlooked it
<14> count will return 1 for strings
<0> faster as in one takes .000000001 and the other takes .0000000015?
<9> ShuaiKing: or mysql_db_query() as another option, but b1n0ry's point is better
<0> colder: unless you p*** the string with a [] at the end, i think.
<5> b1n0ry, I hear you.
<14> $string[] won't work.
<0> colder: eh, ok.
<0> absentia: use the function that's designed for the task. don't pound nails with a screwdriver handle.
<15> Hey I was trying to learn some OOage for PHP but I have a syntax error I can't figure out... can someone look at my simple little test script
<2> Kurrasoe: pastebin it
<2> and post the error
<16> how do I get the extension libgd to work under FREEBSD?
<17> Supperman: Same as any other unix?
<13> thanks
<17> make that 'unix-like' OS
<15> ^Artnez, http://pastebin.com/575518
<15> line 5 i get the error, scroll to bottom of pastebin
<15> for error i get
<18> Hey everyone. I'm trying to compile php5.1.2, but when I load the apache module none of the mysql_* functions are available. I have --with-mysql in the my config line, so is there something I should check to figure out what's up?
<16> whats the normal way under linux stormchaser?
<18> Hey everyone. I'm trying to compile php5.1.2, but when I load the apache module none of the mysql_* functions are available. I have --with-mysql in the my config line, so is there something I should check to figure out what's up?
<17> !tell Supperman about modules
<17> Like that
<0> ok, interesting problem (i think). i have an abstract cl*** that contains private functions. i extend that abstract cl*** to a child cl***. i instantiate the child cl***. when i try to access the private functions defined in the abstract cl*** from functions internal to the child cl***, i'm told that i am unable to access the function. would not the child cl*** have access to private functions internal to its parent?
<14> b1n0ry, not private, but protected, yes.
<18> b1n0ry, No, you need to declare them as "protected" instead of private to make them accessible to subcl***es.
<2> Kurrasoe: you are not cloning the object properly
<15> ^Artnez, What does that have to do with line 5?
<2> Kurrasoe: actually, you are. what version of PHP are you using?
<0> ficusplanet: so declaring variables as private is ok but not declaring functions as private? i can define private variables in the parent and have no problem accessing them in the child.
<15> ^Artnez, they have 4.1.2 on there
<2> that's why
<13> protected
<15> Blargh.
<2> private/public is not supported
<15> blast it all
<2> yea, frustrating .. i know
<2> Kurrasoe: you will need to use var $whatever
<15> I thought it might be that... well thanks.
<18> b1n0ry, You shouldn't be able to access those variables either. Not sure what is up there?
<18> *.
<0> ficusplanet: heh, perhaps it isn't. i'll see.
<14> b1n0ry, give me a reproduceible script, because private variables are not accessible.
<0> colder: nm, i thought something was going on that isn't.
<0> colder: heh, maybe it 'is' doing it
<14> err ?
<0> seems like i can access a private variable in an abstract cl***
<0> i'll pastebin my script example
<14> you can access them if you access them from the abstract cl***.
<19> im just trying to insert a hyperlink inside of a php file
<0> colder: nope, i'm accessing this one from the child cl***.
<19> any reason why <a href="http://www.google.com">google</a>;
<19>
<19> doesnt work
<19> sorry i do not know the tags i need to surround it with
<14> b1n0ry, I doubt it, paste your code please.
<0> colder: http://pastebin.com/575542
<20> d3vlabs, #web
<0> when i instantiate the object, the screen shows 'This is an error.'
<19> Julian|Work: kind of a php question
<19> inserting a link inside of a php file
<0> and it shouldn't
<0> d3vlabs: i guess that would depend on where you're inserting it


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