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<0> Lateralus: Listcomps are god.
<1> TML, they're damn convenient, and I love that. But my coworker uses them for _everything_. Everything. His code is unreadable.
<2> Lateralus: Being hard to learn, or being like Perl?
<0> Lateralus: Well...
<2> or both? :)
<0> Lateralus: You can write unreadable code in *any* language. :)
<3> i'm the only coder on our staff
<1> Ceran, Like perl. I didn't find Ruby hard to learn, however.
<4> ^Artnez: Meh, more that bad habits are let loose wide in the open for anyone to **** around with :)
<1> TML, But in some cases the language helps
<0> Lateralus: Nah, every language has its own way of helping.
<4> Lateralus: gangsta!
<1> kuja, You keep up this gangsta routine and Kim is going to abduct you to train his army.



<4> Lateralus: GANGSTA! :D
<5> hello, i'm tring to build a form and submit some data and i wish to preview the page before actually submiting it, but the problem is in that preview there also has got to be a picture that i uploaded with the form, but how can i see that picture without uploading it to my pictures folder on the server ?..
<6> can you refer to an item of an array in another way other then $Array[Item] someway to break it out of [] so its like $array->item ?
<6> I have an array of array's and its getting real messy.
<7> FatalRemedy: $array[][][][][] :)
<8> VisezTrance: you need to upload the picture one way or another. the best thing to do is to first validate to make sure it is a valid image of choice (jpg, gif, etc) and then move it to a temp folder
<5> previewing pages will create quite a mess, i'll have many unneeded pictures uploaded
<8> VisezTrance: if the image is bad, unlink() it :)
<8> VisezTrance: if the user closes their browser for example, the image will stay. in this case you'll need to periodically go through the temporary directory you've established and truncate it
<5> well i wanted everything to be smooth ..
<9> ;P
<5> is there anyway i can clean an entire directory.?
<5> as in.. delete everthign within ?
<8> VisezTrance: i'm sure you can use rmdir()
<10> rmdir will recursively delete files also ?
<5> rmdir -R :) ?
<8> p0windah: my mistake, i'm wrong it wont
<8> VisezTrance: are you using PHP4 or 5?
<5> 5
<8> goody :)
<8> use the new Iterator functionality
<8> i'll send you a link for reference, one sec
<1> Jymmm, I love you for pointing out Synergy2. Marry me?
<8> VisezTrance: in PHP5, you can loop through an entire dir with this handy little snip:
<8> foreach( new RecursiveDirectoryIterator( $path ) as $fullpath => $basepath ) {
<11> Lateralus: No, but I will have *** with you anytime you like, how's that?
<8> VisezTrance: check the new SPL library for more info: http://us3.php.net/SPL
<5> thanks!
<4> Lateralus: Let's do something. Come up with a new design pattern. Implement it in PHP, feeling a little bored. Get me a svn repo so we can start.
<11> Lateralus: You really should ask BigE to marry you, she's the one that pointed it to me a ways back.
<4> rofl, "she" :)
<11> kuja what you laughing at you shemale!
<4> :'(
<11> kuja =)
<11> kuja you know you love it
<4> Jymmm: Weeeeelll, maybe if you poke me, a little here and there :O
<11> kuja: sure, where's my broomstick?
<4> Harry Potter stole it, use the pogo stick from now on.
<12> i little regex help: http://pastebin.com/575279
<11> !+mre
<13> [MRE] 'Meal, Ready to Eat' used by the military in the field and others during a disaster as they have a long shelf life. But you probably wanted 'MRE - Mastering Regular Expressions' the bible of regex http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/regex2/ Use this utility for learning/understanding/troubleshooting your RegEx --> http://www.weitz.de/regex-coach/
<14> hey ya'all is the most prefered method when dealing with managing xml data "DOM" ?
<4> tonester: Is that the real question? Or is the real question "what is the easiest way to parse XML?" :P
<14> kuja: heheh well I found the EASIEST way
<14> SimpleXML was super easy
<14> until I needed to add a node
<4> Well, sure, I was going to say that :)
<4> tonester: Well, if SimpleXML is available, I'd use it :)
<4> Jymmm: There is.
<14> then I ended up finding this guy that converts xml to an array
<11> kuja: Last time I looked, it was icky
<14> and back and forth
<4> Jymmm: Not sure of anything native, but, there is. Libraries of the exact same name somewhere, in phpcl***es.org (yes, very icky) :P
<4> .org or .com? Meh, who cares :P
<14> but found that it[ incredibly inefficient and slow
<14> with the dataset I am working with it took 3 minutes just to convert the xml doc to a php array
<15> how do I print out the URL of the page?
<11> !+gv



<13> Global Variables - this will show you everything that php sees: <pre><?php print_r($GLOBALS); ?><hr size=5 noshade><?php var_dump($GLOBALS); ?></pre>
<14> hehehe
<4> dbe: print_r($_SERVER)
<4> That will give server related variables.
<15> kuja, thx
<11> I always mention $GLOBALS, that way they can see all the vars that are availabel to them and MAYBE they'll learn something more than they come in with.
<4> Jymmm: Then you get, "HOW DO I ACCESS THE _SERVER ARRAY IN $GLOBALS?!?!?" :)
<11> kuja: If they can't figure that one out, they have more troubles.
<4> Or, people start doing $GLOBALS['_SERVER']
<4> Jymmm: Yeah... people are retarded :) ... YOU TOO!
<11> kuja but i can bitchslap you any time I want.
<4> Jymmm: Sooooo, I can still totally call you a retard, which is like, not even an insult, but still...
<16> Auuhe.
<11> kuja: Yeah, keep pushing it bitch!
<17> moin mman ;P
<4> $jymmm->push(LIKE_A_BITCH)
<4> :D
<4> <3 Jymmm
<18> keylogger
<19> kuja: if it's a constant, it shouldn't be 'like' something, it should 'be' something ;)
<17> keylogger
<17> Oo
<11> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
<4> Someone take care of those two ****wads.
<4> caffinated: lol
<20> moin shad0w`
<4> Jymmm: Guest88438/shad0w`, offenders, rid them!
<19> eh? shadow` didn't actually do anything
<11> caffinated /topic
<19> ah
<11> caffinated =)
<19> missed that, apologies
<21> wtf is that about?
<4> caffinated: slow poke. That's what you get for hanging out in #ruby-lang too much! <3 :D
<11> Davey they are trojan commands
<19> kuja: #ruby-lang is a m***ive dissapointment
<21> I see.
<4> Davey|Work: And Norton will automatically kick you off IRC if it detects any of the commands
<21> I think shad0w was responding to the other guy
<4> caffinated: Why so! :(
<7> http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060218
<19> kuja: I really expected better out of that place. I think it's been useful a total of one time in months. I'm not sure why I'm even still in there.
<7> sorry about that :/
<4> caffinated: lol, I know more people now, so I generally get heaps of help. It's all about the connections man! The konnektions!
<22> how do I add dates with php? I want to add 2 months to a date value in my database when i click this nifty orange button. Please point me in the direction of date-add-ness!
<19> kuja: aparently I'm missing something. all I get out of them is stupidity and arrogance.
<4> caffinated: Not much different from #python or ##php, not until you start familiarizing yourself. You know how it works :P ... the only really helpful channels on this network are Linux distro channels
<23> how do i get to know the name of the cli script inside the script? if i call $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] from an include file, i get the name of the include file, but i want the name of the executed script
<4> outofjungle: __FILE__
<11> Davey|Work: Damn you have too many connections. and I didn't see a questionmakr in his response in his response or wouldn't have done a thing.
<19> kuja: the first time I was in there, I was asking if there was a way in ruby to resolve symlinks to real paths, so that a directory recursion method I was writing could be made to check to see if it was visiting a place it had already been. the response I got from one of the 'experienced' ruby programmers was that I should not bother with it, because it would never happen.
<23> kuja: doesn't work
<4> outofjungle: Yes it does.
<23> kuja: it returns the name of the include and not the name of the executed file
<4> caffinated: lol, who was that? The smart*** dagbrown, or rue?
<4> outofjungle: You're wrong.
<19> kuja: today I got called stupid because someone said that viruses in linux were not possible, and I said that was a false statement.
<19> kuja: I can't remember his name offhand, but it was one of the 'important' people
<24> Jymmm: LOL yeah that is a total ****y situation
<23> kuja: i just checked it. if i include it in the main file, it returns the script name. if i place it in an include, it returns the name of the include
<4> caffinated: Hah! Man, some people. I hear ya. There's some people who are generally very helpful for me. rue (occ***ionally), slyphon - dr_bob - dblack <-- Very helpful bunch.
<4> caffinated: Target questions at the right time :)
<11> strobedream: Hell, I wouldn't have even placed the order at all if it wasn't in stock. eeeesh.
<19> kuja: for other problems requiring some thought, people just don't bother to respond. I guess they just can't be bothered.
<11> strobedream but at least it's only on backorder till MArch 10.
<11> and will autoship then
<19> kuja: in any event, I haven't had too many problems getting along without them.
<24> Jymmm: LOL depending on what that is that could really screw you
<25> when using serialze/unserialze to store information is the resulting string safe for verbatim insertion into a database (mysql in this case)? or will i have to escape things such as ' and \?
<23> the $_SERVER['_'] seems to return the executed script filename in PHP5, but nothing seems to be working in PHP4
<4> caffinated: I do my friendly humping, and I get them answers. There's always the ***es and helpful ones, (I'm the *** of ##php).


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