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<0> eek
<1> fgrhty: I've been reading Code Complete, which I think is a good programming resource.
<0> !+jobs
<2> no job posting / asking for jobs on ##php (see /msg php-bot g7). You might want to check out: ##php.jobs http://www.geekfinder.com, http://www.monster.com, http://www.rentacoder.com or http://www.getacoder.com, or php.net/links, "Developers and Job Opportunities".
<3> how much would one of you coders charge to replicate a site like that?
<4> elance.com is a good place as well.
<5> SunShineLady - I'm using remote web hosting so I don't know how to tell if certain ports are open.
<0> fgrhty: $5... Still.
<6> Stormchaser: Careful. You might be taken up on an offer like that.
<7> is really incredible :)
<8> kai_wp: nmap are your friend
<6> Or have some other coder stuck with trying to argue up off your lowball :P
<7> is ignoring die;
<0> Tresnar: not to worry... I had a "chit-chat" with him, asking me to "replicate the template for $5" :)
<9> kai_wp - see phpinfo()
<7> LADY anything new ? ideas ?
<6> Stormchaser: Hahah.
<6> I take it that did not go so well?
<8> View Source, Copy, Paste
<8> Where's mah $5?
<0> TML: ash fgrhty :)
<0> *ask
<9> ace_me - you didn't tell me the name of the file its now showing
<7> http://facturi.talente.ro/default.php?table=filme&fieldkey=ID&fieldname=&fieldvalue=&page=1
<9> not the address, the name of the file included
<3> I don't want the site html template, just the php files to monitor and reward users
<10> Man, just join an affiliate program or something.. :)
<7> template.php
<0> fgrhty: Whith what? Cookies?
<10> It's not like there's a shortage of linking-paying setups out there.
<7> is a cl*** file
<3> not the cookies the program to monitor and reward users, could be a set of scripts, php, javascripts, mysql tables
<8> Today's TML Lunch recap: Steamed carrots: Good; Mashed Yams: Good; Pork: Can you actually *SERVE* cardboard as a meal?
<0> lol
<7> it seem that no one is able to solkve this problem ! I am doing completely wrong ?
<8> Gotta be some kind of health code violation
<11> TML: High in fiber, low in calories
<0> TML: Get rid of your neutritionist :)
<8> Stormchaser: :(
<8> I'd die
<0> drat
<8> At least, that's what my doctor tells me.
<8> Bum ticker and whatnot
<11> TML I'll be your nutrinonist... You probably die, but you'll be in heaven before your heart stops beating.
<8> heh
<7> I AM SORRY <9>
<8> Jymmm: pan seared ribeye with garlic and onions sauteed in butter?
<7> It was a different file indeed !
<7> I let you shot myself
<9> lol
<7> S O RR Y
<9> told ya'
<8> Maybe something with berries for dessert?
<7> I better go drink a beer !
<7> I will buy onme for you too
<12> ooo, beeerrr
<9> yeah im going out for a few beers later on myself
<13> it used to work until someone at work with root changed something and "doesn't know what", what does it mean when anything with a php wants to be downloaded by the browser?
<8> SyL: It means you haven't loaded the PHP extension, or you haven't told it to handle .php files
<8> SyL: First thing I'd check would be that the PHP module still exists on the server
<8> SyL: e.g., on a debian box, moving from apache2-mpm-prefork to apache2-mpm-worker would uninstall libapache2-mod-php4
<8> I believe other distros have similar rules.
<11> TML : Menu Day 1 - Breakfast: 4 eggs, sausage, ham, bacon, golden hash brown covered with cheese and country sausage gravy, biscuits and gravy. Lunch: Chili fries with onions and cheese, Beer of choice. Dinner: 16 hour Pit roasted roast beef served with a side of fresh horseradish and grilled onions, garlic mashed potatos, cream of leek/potato soup with sausage, garlic cheese bread, beer of choice, brocolli with cheese. and for dessert, one small diet s
<8> SyL: And consider installing an auditing tool, such as sudo, where you can *find* *out* what they changed from now on
<8> Jymmm: I hate you. Crawl into a dark hole and die.
<13> TML: it's still on the system.
<13> screw it...
<11> TML I *TOLD* you you'll be in heaven before your heart stops beating... and that's just the menu for day one (it's just a warm up for whats' to come).
<11> TML teh cafateria ****s huh?
<11> how do you screw up pork?!
<14> I don't know why my .php is openning a new window. I am not printing anything and it opens a empty window. why?
<11> is it that pork loaf stuff?
<14> <form name="form_de_login" action="/login.php" target="login" method="post">
<15> TML: at least you don' thave to quit smoking ;)
<8> Jymmm: I think so
<11> TML Ah, that would explain it.
<16> you should have seen the **** they called pork in the joint
<14> <input cl***="button" onClick="javascript:processaLogin();" type="button" value="Login" name="Botao">
<8> Azuos001: target="login"
<8> Azuos001: Maybe go learn some HTML?
<15> TML: it's the 'ole pig. Eye 'oles, Ear 'oles and Arse 'oles. As my step-dad used to say.
<16> i wouldnt even put that trash on the same scale as spam
<16> i need another shot
<14> TML: it is still openning a new window after taking target="login" out
<0> #web or #html, please
<14> sorry guys
<14> #web
<0> .me takes a mental note -- never, *ever* let a 8 year old to run around with your latest sketches...
<15> well... DUH
<17> DUMB*** -----> Stormchaser <----- DUMB***
<18> have they been "improved"
<8> BOO YAH!
<8> "Your Krugle beta-access code is..."
<0> archivist: Just wrinkled :/
<19> what is the function to convert a text string from "don't" to "don\'t" ?
<12> yall have a good memorial weekend! have a beer on me!
<0> martianlobster: addslashes()
<19> Stormchaser: thanks
<0> woof
<20> HEy-- could I get some help on a compile error? http://pastebin.ca/59089
<21> SkramX: You might want to ask in #gentoo ... that's really a portage error.
<20> okay
<20> well, i downloaded the DB files from pear.php.net or whatever
<20> what do i do with them?
<20> sentien-web01 DB-1.7.6 # pwd && ls
<20> /usr/src/DB-1.7.6
<20> DB DB.php doc tests
<15> you don't do anything with them, you should use the 'pear' command to install them directly from pear.php.net
<22> apache on windows is using between 50% and 100% of CPU, could this be PHP thats causing thise?
<21> SkramX: Just type "pear upgrade DB" and that should do it.
<21> SkramX: But if you want portage to keep you up to date, you should really seek help in #gentoo or http://forums.gentoo.org
<20> Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in Command.php on line 254
<9> SkramX - not array
<20> i didnt do anything
<20> lol
<15> SkramX, awesome, if PEAR did that, Gentoo broke your PEAR install
<23> im having alot of trouble with an array traversion function ive written - anyone good with that stuff?
<0> gentoo \o/
<20> heh
<20> ill download a different file
<20> DB-1.7.5/tests/driver/skipif.inc
<20> tar: A lone zero block at 1437
<15> what the *hell* are you doing?!
<20> downloaded DB.tar.gz from pear.php.net and trying to install it
<24> that lone zero block error is generated by old versions of Archive_Tar
<15> et, thanks
<21> Hmm... by the looks of the Gentoo forum, the 1.7.6 PEAR-DB ebuild has some issues.
<20> yeah
<20> im going to do 1.7.5
<24> you shouldn't use $package_manager for managing $language's packages, imo
<20> but.. php 1.5.4 wasnt compiled with xml support, so im doing that now
<20> et: Yeah, I usually dont
<19> suppose I have a vector, V, what is the best way to get the element 1 before the last element of V? V[ count(V)-2 ] ?
<0> http://storm.homeunix.org/misc/bts/sonoratwc3.jpg <-- latest and greatest
<6> Offtopic! Take it to #furry !
<20> any good tutorials on using pear-db
<8> Tresnar: Clearly you misunderstand the purpose of ##PHP
<8> Tresnar: ##PHP is a playground for mattmcc and his friends.
<8> Everything else is happenstance.
<8> ;P
<6> TML: That's a sort of "Haha, only serious" isn't it :(
<8> Sort of.
<8> :)
<8> Tresnar: In the end, an IRC channel is nothing more than "Whatever the chanops want it to be right this minute."
<8> It's the anarchy of IRC
<6> Any reason that inspired this "life's lessons" sort of talk?
<8> My lunch ****ed
<10> "Well, y'see, Timmy..."
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