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<0> damnit, i need to find out how to throttle internet :/
<0> someone is playing CounterStrike on my network and it is destroying it
<1> thats usually done on the switch your on if im not mistaken
<2> whoever wants to shake their head at American justice, read this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060523/ap_on_fe_st/crazy_cat_1
<0> Suepahfly: yea, i just moved him to another hub and it should be getting alot better (Stormchaser: thats why it was going so slowly)
<3> jfarrell: Holy... Um... Cats!
<2> Stormchaser: interesting eh?
<3> jfarrell: f'ing idiots
<0> i wonder if theres a way to limit the connection to it...
<2> Stormchaser: my dad always told me
<2> if you become a lawyer i will disown you
<3> :)
<0> O.o! my connection is dead now
<2> and i would wager if i ever tried to have a cat prosecuted he would hunt me down and kill me for stupidity
<4> Cats are good for one thing... dog food.
<2> Jymmm: and guardians of the underworld, according to ancient Cgyptians
<2> *Egyptians
<4> jfarrell and those ppl are dead, and the cats are still alive. think about it.
<2> lol
<3> Jymmm: That's the point
<2> that is an entertaining point Jymmm
<4> Cats should be on a leash, just like any other animal.
<2> even a hamster
<4> jfarrell unless caged
<2> fine :)
<4> they should be under 100% control of their owners
<4> I dont' like cats becasue they kill for sport; and the only animal that I know of that does. I dont like huntinfg for sport either. Killing for food is another story.
<5> Jymmm instincts ;)
<4> Jax dont care why
<2> i wonder how often cats attack humans?
<6> Jymmm: No one cares.
<7> when you sit on them
<4> by that article, quite a bit it seems
<8> Does lovingly shredding you count?
<5> cats can't help they exist
<5> we breeded them
<5> everything is our fault.
<4> then they should be under their owners control 100% of the time
<2> jax, we breeded dogs too
<2> and hamster
<5> why, did you get harrased by a cat Jymmm ?
<2> and guinea pigs
<5> jfarrell i know, i like them :D
<5> had some guinea pig for dinner yesterday
<5> mm
<4> Jax scroll back
<2> in fact most common human pets are domesticated breeds
<2> Jax: disgusting
<8> enh, just deal with the 0.5% of cats that bite. they're badly socialised.
<9> http://hashphp.org/pastebin.php?pid=6870 -- can someone please tell me what I am doing wrong?
<10> I'm with Jax. It's time we took responsiblity for the world around us and killed every other form of life.
<5> TML kill? ***imilate!
<11> mmm, daycare
<2> TML: i think WW3 is still about 5 years way or so
<8> i'd rather get the damn seagulls under control first
<10> bullrage: Impossible to say without a description of the problem
<2> Xyphoid: yeah no kidding
<6> I think the only thing worse than Jymmm's personal convictions are PHP syntactical conventions.
<2> i hate when they poop on my car
<12> can anyone tell me how to compile mysql support into /usr/ports/www/php5-cgi/ ???
<10> Ducks. I hate ducks.
<2> EvanCarroll: i rather take offense to that statement
<8> if we have to engineer the cats to be twice as big and graft wings on, so be it
<2> :)
<10> Milezteg: #freebsd probably can
<5> i hate birds. they make babies in my shutters early in the morning >;/
<9> TML: error in syntax, taking the variables from a form and inserting them into the database, but an error in syntax apparantly
<8> Aw, I like ducks. Any species that I can get worshipping me that easily deserves to survive.
<5> now the stupid baby birds are in the shutter case thing
<6> jfarrell: Darn.
<10> bullrage: Please provide the precise error message
<8> come, bow down before me - no food for you today, but grovel just in case!
<9> TML: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '143' at line 1
<2> bullrage: you find that error difficult to understand
<2> mm caffinated he really wasnt saying anything that bad
<13> jfarrell: it's always the same with him when he's here. bitch about php, make some cheap shot at one of the ops
<9> jfarrell: what's the 143 for?
<2> the best way to solve that error is echo the query to the screen and scan through it
<2> its the text in the query where the error is found by
<10> bullrage: What that says is that the SQL generated by your PHP code is invalid.
<14> using the alternative notation for if ( if():, endif;) how can i use else
<14> ?
<2> caffinated: i had no idea
<2> bullrage: something like: select **** from tables where id = 143';
<15> That's ironic. A perl bot in a PHP channel =)
<2> that would cause that error
<10> bullrage: I have no idea what SQL would result from the PHP code you've shown us.
<10> Xorlev: Why is that ironic?
<10> Xorlev: There's no irony in being smart enough to know that PHP isn't the best solution for EVERY problem.
<9> TML: It would result in.. INSERT INTO dvd_title (id, title, year, genre, runtime, plot, link, added) VALUES (NULL, 'fsdf', 2005, 'sdfsd', 'dsdf', 'fsdf', 'sdfsd', NOW())
<8> bullrage: echo out hte actual query. not one you're guessing at.
<10> bullrage: I don't see "143" anywhere in that, so I highly doubt you're correct.
<15> TML: I never said perl wasn't the better solution, I said it was ironic.
<10> Xorlev: There's no irony in choosing the best solution.
<2> Xorlev: php is built on perl (or was)
<16> is perl wakky
<16> is php easier
<2> and, as you can probably tell, like most languages Perl is one of its fathers
<2> star-trekio: it is designed that way
<15> Perl is very powerful.
<15> But, PHP is written in C/C++
<15> Not Perl :P
<2> iirc PHP3 was written in Perlk
<10> No
<10> PHP/FI
<2> err 2
<2> or that
<10> Yes
<17> hello
<2> lol sorry TML mistype
<17> have a problem :)
<9>
<2> so do i
<9> Genre:
<17> apache+php
<2> i need money for college
<9> sorry
<2> lets hand it over
<18> PHP V 4.4, I use xml_parser_create(..) to parse a 80KB document, takes 300ms on a 700Mhz machine. Is there any other and faster method then using xml_parser_create???
<9> Xyphoid: The 143 appears after the now()) when echoing the query
<15> Have you tried simplexml, or do you need the more powerful abilities of xml_parser?
<15> Err
<15> Upgrade to PHP 5.1 then use it :P
<10> ries: Faster than 300ms? Almost certainly not.
<8> bullrage: so your code is adding that 143 somewhere to the query.
<8> put the rest of the code on pastebin
<15> But even so, 300ms is pretty fast, less than half a second.
<10> Indeed
<2> bullrage: either that our your looking at the wrong query
<8> maybe you're doing mysql_query($sql.$dbhandle) instead of $sql,$dbhandle or something
<10> Parsing XML at 300ms on a 700Mhz machine is nothing less than remarkable.
<17> apache outputs Content-Length header with length of responce, but, in my situation there is no Content-Length header, every one or more lines of script's output is preceeded by length of line(s)
<18> TML: yes 300ms... I find it kinda slow actually... the code is fairly optimized Xorlev it's relative... I also done this with compilers... and you can imagine that that is a bit faster... But my search stops here... 300ms is good enough I guess
<17> anybody knows something about problem ?
<10> ries: For a high-level language, 300ms on the hardware in question is quite good.
<18> Xorlev: it also means that I can't handle more then 3 req/sec if I want to do it real time :)
<15> ries: If you're parsing the same document, implement caching. If the filetime on the xml file changes, reparse, otherwise just store the parsed data.
<9> Xyphoid: http://hashphp.org/pastebin.php?pid=6871
<3> cfg: problem, problem... YEah, I heard about that word... Never knew what it does...
<10> ries: If you want to do things in realtime, you probably don't want XML. :)
<18> TML: as I understand... I will leave it like this :) if there is no newer functions in PHP4.4 then I pressed the most out of it
<10> cfg: PHP doesn't output the length of a line.
<18> Xorlev: I understand... however I have callbacks on nodes, so it's more complaicated to store a cached version of a array... but it's ok...
<15> I prefer PHP 5.1 personally. I had absolutely no problems changing to 5.1 without any code changes (I did eventually change my cl***es to use __constructor and such though)
<2> bullrage: make sure you havee or die(mysql_error()) on all mysql_query function calls
<17> TML: i mean - that output from web server is something like this - 7
<17> #306090
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