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<0> <6> I need a login script which holds secure files for each user that know one else can access without a username and p***
<1> but it also could have been .net - don't remember
<2> rtao: a blind shot - safe_mode ?
<3> Meltir: disabled
<0> know = no*
<4> !+g7
<5> Guideline #7) No spam, bots, scripts, trolls, job postings (no job posting / asking for jobs on ##php. You might want to check out: ##php.jobs http://www.geekfinder.com, http://www.monster.com, http://www.rentacoder.com or http://www.getacoder.com, or php.net/links, "Developers and Job Opportunities"), advertisements or onjoin/away/back messages.
<6> hey luckyshot, there are alot of details still needed to be able to ***ess the situation and work to be done. however, i'm not your man since i can't accept work now. Mozzy private-messaged you - you might talk to him.
<6> Not to mention Guideline #7 :-)
<1> he he
<1> is anybody alive?
<7> no
<1> too bad
<1> see you guys. got to go to work now
<8> hey
<8> reikon



<9> hyphen4,
<8> noob
<9> poon
<8> 426 people and no one is talking
<9> thats uh. IRC
<8> lol
<8> to many idlers
<8> Hello everyone.
<4> I'm sorry... do you have a question?
<8> Nah
<9> he wrote a nopaste site and wants people to check it
<9> make sure theres no obvious exploits, etc, works well, and so on :P
<4> okay: In advance -- We doon't do that.
<8> lol
<4> ask in ##betatesters (or something)
<8> you any good in php
<4> No.
<8> Oh
<9> oh and to any ops in here... "immediathy" in the topic should be "immediately"
<10> reikon: Stormchaser gonna ban you.
<8> lol
<9> WhiteWlF, what for?
<4> it says 'immediate', FYI
<9> aye?
<8> yah
<8> it does
<8> Immediate
<9> hold on then
<9> my bad
<9> blitch in the client
<8> lol
<9> ...g
<11> re regex search and replace, apparently . in ereg_replace is greedy by default
<11> any way to turn this off?
<4> use PCRE
<9> use non-greedy perl regex?
<11> reikon: preg_replace doesn't work for me
<8> what are you trying to do?
<8> $text = preg_replace("/\[url\](.*)\[\/url\]/siU", "<a href=http://\\1\>\\1</a>";, $text);
<11> print preg_replace( "a", "a", "a");
<11> that simple line fails
<4> trogdoraoeu: DUH.
<8> my line?
<11> PHP Warning: preg_replace(): Delimiter must not be alphanumeric or backslash in c:\tmp\tmp.php on line 2
<11> hyphen4: no, mine
<8> o
<4> trogdoraoeu: Where do you have your delimiters?
<9> you're trying to set a literal to a variable?
<4> !+pcre
<5> [PCRE] Perl Compatible Regular Expressions - See http://www.php.net/pcre
<11> Stormchaser: delimiters?
<12> regex start and end "tags"
<12> eg:
<4> trogdoraoeu: yes. Delimiters around the regex statement
<12> "/[a-z]+/" <-- the two forward slashes are the delimiters :p
<11> ah
<4> trogdoraoeu: Read the link suggested by php-bot
<11> cool, this works: print ereg_replace( "/a/", "a", "a");
<11> thanks
<12> ugh
<12> dont use ereg!!



<9> just use perl XD :P
<8> lol
<9> i like perl's regex ...
<12> :P why would you want to replace a with a? :P
<11> oops, meant this: print preg_replace( "/a/", "a", "a");
<8> Preg_replace
<9> hyphen4, ditch the caps ;)
<8> accidently hit the shift
<12> i think some red70sShow is in order
<11> jiggster: the "a" thing was the simplest test I could think of
<11> just wanted to get the error to go away
<4> jiggster: It's them InsaneHamster's fault, I tell you!
<12> last time i tried to say dumb***, i said, dub*** :P
<12> sounds like a prison exersize to me
<13> When you use -> in $tran->invoice=$params["invoiceNumber"] does -> mean equal? I'ver never understood this.
<9> isn't that like a city or something
<12> anywho
<9> dub***?
<12> lol i dont know look it up
<13> Google does like the search when you -> :S
<9> apparently not...myspace comes up
<14> JetBlackT: No, it means that $tran is an object.
<13> Is $tran an array then?
<14> No, it's an object
<12> omgz ur sUch a DUB@$$!!!111!!
<8> Anyone familiar with using search on mysql database?
<12> sorry :p
<13> Cause I have a log list of lines that beting with $tran->...
<15> uhm, I'm running a PHP script in FF: now there is the gif icon near the name of the page which indicates that the page is still loading, but in the status bar it's written "Completed" :-/ which one should I trust? :-)
<9> jiggster, OMGOSHWTFBBQ?! Did you just call me a DUB@$$? ;)
<14> JetBlackT: I'm not quite sure how you managed to write code you don't understand.
<12> no i called j00 a dumb***, you dub***..
<9> hahaha
<13> TML: This is a hack and paste project.
<14> jiggster, reikon: Enough
<8> CronJob
<12> *cough* of course
<13> New to this stuff, learning. Hense why I came on to ##PHP
<12> one shouldnt let immaturity get the better of themselves
<9> Yeah...how dare we interrupt thy web scripting for a bit of humour?
<12> themself*
<12> theirself*
<16> how can I get a program to be executed (on the server) when someone visits a page
<17> ##########################################
<12> nice one Jymmm
<14> reikon: You and I clearly have vastly different definitions of humour.
<17> Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a bumpy ride....
<12> is that the "everyone below this line is stupid?"
<15> Adam1213: http://www.php.net/exec
<18> (9:13:59 PM) TML: JetBlackT: I'm not quite sure how you managed to write code you don't understand. <-- Haven't programmed in Perl before, have you? :P
<12> oh no
<9> TML, yes well if we were all the same life would get pretty boring
<16> I have been trying exec but it is not doing anything
<14> Elazar: Sure I have. I also understood what I was doing in it. :)
<8> lol
<14> reikon: What you call boring I call satisfying.
<19> is there a quick way to say, get a string wtih 10 'a's ?
<18> TML: Then you are a smarter man than I. :P 'Cause I didn't have the first faint @#$%ing clue.
<20> ...
<14> citrus: php.net/str-repeat
<19> in python it can be done mystring='a'*30;
<19> or something
<19> ok
<20> That's alot of bans.
<19> nevermind then
<19> $space = ""; for ($i=0;$i<$indent;$i++) $spaces .= "<td>&nbsp;</td>"
<21> Jymmm: ban clearing?
<16> exec("C:\test.bat"); - a.bat has in it echo %1 - %2 - %3 >a.bat
<12> they need more space for new bans :P
<22> Jymmm: cleanup?
<22> lol at jiggy[wasted]


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