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<0> WHY?
<1> raden: yes this looks fine
<0> $output = "$oil\t$spark\t$tire\t$total\n"; <-- just as effective but much cleaner.
<2> putting them all in the " makes it more readable :P ;)
<3> dools: ok this IS odd... phpinfo() says nothing about mysql, BUT when I do: php5-cgi -m it actually shows mysql compiled in!
<3> dools: unless i misunderstood what -m does
<1> Stormchaser: no thats not good code,... try putting arrays in quotes and echo em... wont work
<4> parse error, unexpected T_VARIABLE in /srv/www/site/mlsna/test/process.php on line 26 with all the periods
<0> lists enabled modules
<4> Stormchaser, thank you ill try that
<0> r00tk1d: ...
<2> r00tk1d: as you said the {} will do it ;)
<5> $output = "{$oil}\t{$spark}\t{$tire}\t{$total}\n"; // even cleaner
<4> freaking books make things soo complex
<4> LOL
<4> how many ways can u write it ?



<6> php-bot: tell raden about u
<2> oh there's more i think
<2> you could append to the var xD
<7> can i get a hand with what i believe is either a logic error or an ***ignment error? http://hashphp.org/pastebin?pid=6398
<0> okay
<0> anyone else?
<3> dools: ok this IS odd... phpinfo() says nothing about mysql, BUT when I do: php5-cgi -m it actually shows mysql compiled in!
<2> Does anyone know here www.thedailywtf.com?
<0> yes
<8> da9000: obviously running off different binaries
<2> halarious
<6> $output = sprintf("%s\t%s\t%s\t%s\n", $oil, $spark, $tire, $total); // :P
<3> dools: hmm.. ok, I'll try to trace those
<1> Mozzy: i do haha
<4> thank alot appreciate that
<3> dools: the "which binaries" depend on apache's config, right?
<8> da9000: probably :-)
<0> raden: Do that again, and ban will follow. Same for you, r00tk1d.
<2> You wouldn't believe how many WTF codes i found in my company. always tried to submit them but they were never accepted
<3> dools: just double checking :) thank you for your help
<1> Stormchaser: do what again????
<7> i write most of the wtf code for my company...
<0> r00tk1d: Abuse english language
<7> anybody looking at my code, or can i go to the can real quick?
<2> How come that most of the hostings do not provide PHP5?
<4> ok i dont get this, I have been in 100's of chat rooms in 8 years. Never have I been banned, nor have i ever been kicked. Except in this channel for using "you" incorrectly and saying whatever to someone one day. I dont understand why things have to be soo uptight in here were all here to learn help each other, this channel is developing one of the worst reps on freenode and thats just sad. People need to be a lil more leaneant. And sadly
<4> enough I will probally be kicked or banned for just stating my opinion
<0> Mozzy: Backwards compatibility
<1> okay u fagget me do hate thus retarded nerds on irc that think they make thangs better by bitchin other's nicks,words,text,language... big FU m8 now go have a wank for kick-banning me i dont need you
<9> This is a freenode channel about a programming language...
<7> bye r00tk1d
<9> The strictest places possible.
<2> Stormchaser: But isn't PHP5 backward compatible?
<4> Mozzy, to a certain extent
<7> raden: it isn't tough... don't use aolbonics and don't be a dip****....
<0> (yes, I know... I'll remove the ban in 30 minutes)
<2> he he
<7> make it permanent...
<0> no
<2> I actually like this about this channel
<10> yeah
<10> morons
<7> what's that mozzy?
<2> The strict language
<7> ah
<4> nater, dude it has nothing todo with me !!!!!! This channel is getting a horrible rep ask in #debian or #mysql even #suse everyone says same thing people in here are @ holes :(
<2> it is then easier for people who don't have english as their native language to communicate
<7> probably because they were asking debian or suse questions... mysql i can sort of understand
<7> i don't think i've been kicked from this channel ever... and last time i was kicked at all was back in the linpeople days
<4> nater, know specific comments about how people are soo rude in here last week 3 people in #suse were talking about how we were all banned me for using the incorrect you and another guy for not punctuating properly and i dont know about the other guy
<0> Mozzy: Actually, it's much more sad. Instead of learning proper english, that might use it, when they're older, they're using phonetical bastardization of it. Pretty bad, tho.
<8> Mozzy: most of my php4 apps broke in 4.10 because the way that & is handled for objects changed.
<7> raden: register #phputopia then
<2> Hmm...but that is a switch from PHP4 to PHP4.x. All my PHP4 applications worked best in PHP5
<7> all of the programming channels are pretty intolerant of nonsense
<0> yay for that
<2> Stormchaser: actually i had at first extreme problems to understand the 1331 language and the chatter english
<4> im just saying people in here have to get off the /kick /ban high their on
<7> i disagree
<0> seconed



<8> Mozzy: they all broke in PHP5 for similar reasons. in fact, some extremely weird behaviour occured where using & with an object would somtimes try and allocate ridiculous amounts of memory (in the GB range)
<2> Stormchaser: I alwayse appreachiated it when people wrote "normal" english ;)
<7> go into ##c and ask them a question about mysql and see how polite they are... and be sure to ask it like this: ne1 know how 2 use mysql?
<2> dools: WOW! now that is weird
<4> what is the justification of kicking someone the first time they use "u" instead of you ? yeah get a warning from the bot and next thing you know your kicked what no single warning or 3 warning and a kick or something ?
<0> raden: I can't see the purpose of "letting things go". Moderators are here to keep the channel sane and riot free. And that they should learn to respect the channel guidelines.
<8> Mozzy: it was an extreme code raping. took me days to figure it out
<11> i use "u" all the time yet xchat replaces it :]
<2> dools: he he (btw. did you get my /msg?)
<8> Mozzy: nope
<11> xchat converts aol speak effectively...
<2> dools: syntax is /msg nick: ?
<8> >> /msg Mozzy here is my message
<7> i'm tired of debating this with you raden. we're not going to convince each other of the other's position, and if we did, nothing would change anyhow
<7> which would still be a win from my perspective
<4> nater, regulation in moderation is fine
<2> hmmm...i think i'll RTFM a bit xD
<8> raden: what about moderation in regulation?
<7> if you're complaining about not getting warnings, take it up with stormchaser
<5> Mozzy you have to be registered and identified to send /msgs
<7> i'd suggest instead of a giant bitchfest you try asking nicely though
<5> at least, on freenode
<4> nater, how would you like it if you went to hungaria and touched a womans hand by accident at a store and they threw you in jail ? no warning ? same thing coming oin here and getting s kicked for using U
<2> Oh...where do I register?
<7> lol... nice analogy that doesn't fit at all
<8> Mozzy: just go to #rocket-sled, i'm in there
<0> raden: It wasn't a minute after the bot warned the channel about the language abuse. You were warned, yet you still used... I had no intent of repeating the message ahain
<5> type /msg NickServ help
<7> more like i went into an exclusive club and peed on the carpet and was kicked out
<5> and you'll get info on how to register etc
<0> Mozzy: /msg nickserv help register
<7> why am i still arguing?
<4> im not gonna get into this
<7> actually, we should have taken this to private messages long ago
<8> later chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmPS
<0> raden: Are you getting somewhere with that or are you just blabbering and hope you don't get quieted?
<7> my apologies to the channel and our esteemed mods
<2> Thanks GarethAdams
<12> hi
<0> yo
<12> how can I get the username of the computer that goes to a page
<2> Did anybody try the Zend Framework?
<0> I hear it's crap.
<0> Adam1213: You can't?
<13> adam: that info isn't usually trasmitted to the server by the browser
<12> there has to be someway
<13> you can get IP, useragent, and other enviros
<13> no
<13> there isn't
<13> the webbrowser has absolutely no reason to tell a webserver that
<12> I have seen frontpage do it and javascript apperently some times can (depending on the server)
<0> Adam1213: There is, but not with web languages.
<2> You want to get the username and p***word of the client?
<12> not the p***word
<12> just username
<2> hmmm...you could try it with active x ;)
<2> But then you're restricted to IE
<12> how do I do the active x anyway
<2> After developing the ActiveX component you can go on developing a Mozilla plug-in xD
<2> www.msdn.com and earch for active x ;)
<2> I don't know either how to do it. But it is possible.
<14> Bit of an odd need, isn't it?
<0> Adam1213: You don't, since most people don't allow AX to mess with their computer.
<2> Yupp
<12> without mysql is there an easy way of saving info like for high scores
<2> Well, at least most developers won't allow. Usual usrs just click on 'yes' in anyway xD
<13> it seems like that kind of functionality would be very invasive security wise
<14> ADam1213: Some people use text files, some others use SQLite which lets you do SQLish thing w/o having a database required.
<0> Adam1213: Sure. flatfile or sqlite
<12> how small is it...
<13> flatfiles are pretty simple, just make sure that apache has the right permission to the file/directoy
<12> I am not running apache
<2> CalcMan: Actually no. You can use WMI and if the one who accepted the ActiveX runs it...BOOOM you can have any information about the windows system


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