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<0> I saw some really old Doctor Who a month ago. It was the very original, and he had two companions. The guy-companion had a kilt. :\
<1> Stormchaser: yeah, i thought so; especially since school starts up on monday.. ugh
<2> FlamingCows: lol
<1> so -- freaking -- busy
<3> DogWater: bash: php: command not found
<1> find / -name php
<2> perezidentt: *bliink
<1> Stormchaser: its possible he doesnt have the cli installed but i dont know a linux that doesnt.
<3> no its install at /etc/php5
<1> dude thats a config directory
<1> find / -name php
<4> Stormchaser: I do as well, i think it is a bias of mine. like how the original twilite zone compares to the newer onse
<2> DogWater: Um... I don't even have PHP installed :P
<1> Stormchaser: what the CLI? or at all?
<2> the twilight zone rocked... Pretty scary, since the time I saw it I was pretty scared o.O
<2> DogWater: All.



<3> DogWater: http://pastebin.com/622191
<1> the freakiest twilight zone ever was the one where the lady wanted plastic surgery to look like all the freaky people
<5> Gargoyle: ok, step for step .. the Cl*** AppController has the abstract function setup(). An other controller extends by the AppController and implements the function setup() .. now the error-msg says that the abstract function in the parent cl*** must be declared as abstract (which it is) .. or did the error-msg use some nifty gramar I dont understand as non-native?
<1> and then the one with the kid who could kill people with his mind
<6> how can get quicky a random value from an array >
<6> ?
<0> !tell HeliosTech about func array_rand
<3> DogWater: I remeber that one, so everyone was nice to the kid lol
<1> HeliosTech: figure out how many values are in the array, then do random (0,$num) then select one of them.
<4> HeliosTech: array_rand
<1> zircu: or do that
<7> defel: That't not what the error says! :)
<7> defel: The CL*** must be declared abstract!
<3> Dogwater: http://pastebin.com/622193
<0> Stormchaser is married to Python, he's just seeing PHP on the side and can't leave any evidence of his sordid affair where Python can see it. :|
<1> err sorry, that should've been figure out how many keys are in the array, then do $magic = random(1,$num); then select $magic;
<0> That's why he doesn't have it installed.
<8> FlamingCows, /whois ??
<1> that would be my half hour solution
<4> i hope not monty python
<5> Gargoyle: the cl***! omg .. i drunk too much cola ;) Have many thanks =)
<2> FlamingCows: Darn you for revieling my true self o.O
<1> perezidentt: ok so you must have a package installed for your linux distribution.
<1> Mmm..
<9> hey all
<1> i guess I dont know, do you get any errors in your apache error_log pertaining to the execution of the php scripts?
<7> defel: Then the cl*** that extends it MUST override all the abstract functions.
<0> A_Jelly_Donut: Huh?
<3> DogWater: let me check
<8> python could just /whois him, FlamingCows ;-----)
<0> Ah.
<2> A_Jelly_Donut: Good luck with that, since my ISP is cloaked.
<2> s/isp/ip
<0> He could be any one of a million Stormchasers.
<8> Stormchaser, just the channels
<3> DogWater: http://pastebin.com/622201
<4> oh i thought you ment 'Lisp'
<2> lol
<8> anyway...
<1> what exactly is the contents of test.php if i can be so bold to ask good sir
<3> lol <?php
<3> phpinfo( );
<3> ?>
<0> I like the 'lol' at the start. It adds a certain dignity, a gravitas that would otherwise be missing.
<2> A_Jelly_Donut: I really don't hang around a lot in #python, tho. Just for oc***ional questions.
<3> lol
<3> any ideas?
<2> about what?
<3> why my php isnt working
<10> Stormchaser: http://pastebin.ca/46961
<1> Ok so originally it was just downloading right?
<3> yeah
<1> and now it just displays a big white page
<3> now its just showing blank
<3> yup
<1> how did you go from A=>b
<3> well
<3> when i said i restarted apache
<3> i did after you asked
<1> ok.
<3> and then it went blank



<1> im ***uming it doesnt matter that there is an extra space in the ( ) ?
<2> itrebal: rofl
<1> i've never tried that before
<2> DogWater: no, that doesn't mater
<1> well; I have about 36 hours of work to do, and about 12 hours to do it in
<1> so if someone else can ***ist him in getting this working
<1> :D
<3> Stormchaser: maybe I should try phpinfo(lol)
<3> ?
<10> Stormchaser: me and my newly linux nerdy brother playing on a ubuntu live-cd
<1> ubuntu wont work on my laptop because its brand new
<1> i was pretty pissed
<1> well it works; but the wifi, the nic and the video card doesnt work
<2> DogWater: Pastebin the code?
<1> Stormchaser: oh, actually my stuff is all working fine for a change..
<1> Stormchaser: our buddy over there needs help
<1> but i think he's dead
<1> so you may want to roll him up in a carpet
<3> im alive still :)
<1> damnit
<1> roll him up in a carpet anyway
<3> :( :) :-P :?
<3> yeah
<1> BTW; if anyone ever asks.. dont ever use Cerberus helpdesk
<1> put that in an faq somewhere
<2> DogWater: Why?
<3> im gonna get some icecream ill bb in a bit
<2> !tell perezidentt about away
<1> Stormchaser: Uhh, a .1 difference in PHP or MySQL versions is the difference beteween bliss and total disaster
<1> and they claim to be compatable with *
<11> DogWater: why not?
<1> err compatible
<2> DogWater: o.O
<1> I am actually running 2 different versions of PHP and two different versions of MySQL on the same IIS6 box just for that piece of A$$
<1> until I can find a better CRM package
<12> can someone help me with a php search please?
<13> what is T_ENCAPSED_AND_WHITESPACE?
<1> paste the line
<12> I have done my search ok. and it displays the results ok
<1> or pastebin it
<13> DogWater, me?
<12> however i wanted to us a if and else command to either show the results or say sorry no results found
<12> what mysql results command should i use for the if ocndition?
<13> anything wrong with my quotations? $command = "python OOConvert.py --$_POST['extension'] $_POST['filename']";
<1> woah what now
<1> you may want to just do $extension = $_POST['extension']; and $filename = $_POST['filename']; just to kind of localize that mess a little first
<4> roundyz: if(mysql_num_rows($query_result) ) { // greater than 0 } else { // less than zero }
<1> then use $extension and $filename
<13> DogWater, bleh :P
<1> i guess it really shouldnt matter but you probably need to concat that in some way.
<1> may need to do something like this ".$_POST['extension']."
<2> <13> what is T_ENCAPSED_AND_WHITESPACE? <-- means you're using quoted array key in the quoted string... Like "blah['woof']"; that's a no-no for PHP.
<1> i need to go back and review all of that stuff about concat some day
<14> the gettype function returns an variables type i.e. object, but is there a way to find out the exact cl*** an object is?
<13> Stormchaser, er... why? seems like it shouldwork
<2> existance: It should, but it doesn't... Like func()['element'] it doesn't work... Remember... PHP != Python
<14> nm, get_cl*** is what I am looking for
<15> anyone knows any tutorial/manual to start using modules in web apps ?
<2> google.com
<16> start using modules =}}}D
<16> lol
<15> yes i've looked there
<16> =dd
<16> wait, =DD
<14> zepeuga, be more precise, what are you trying to do?
<1> #code=(.?)# <-- how would i modify that to get everything until it finds a whitespace?
<1> start after code= and end at a whitespace
<4> DogWater: it would be best to provide an example of the data you need to parse
<1> ok it just says code1=28472848243824627 code2=2837283672864274672 code977282=28372836286432737
<1> and i'm going to parse the codes i need
<1> so i'll put a 2 after #code


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