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<0> adding goto right :X
<1> Ah, GOTO.
<1> Also, LBL maybe.
<2> draakje__: goto has been shutdown. goto has already been written for PHP. Pollita wrote the patch, but it wasn't implemented.
<3> how about overloading
<3> that'd be nice
<3> and some strict type checking
<4> bah, my bug got marked as bogus >:(
<2> roaet: Pollita has also written an operator overloading extension. It's called operator, I believe, in PECL
<3> well I'm more or less talking about function overloading.
<3> not just operator overloading, but that's pretty hot too.
<0> i want to be able to replace the OOP related crap :P
<0> with my own implementation :P
<0> oh well, mainly using Chrome now anyways ;)
<3> chrome...
<0> http://www.chromesville.com/ :)



<3> I want PHP to be like ASP!!!
<3> </sarcasm>
<4> oh my
<0> http://www.chromesville.com/page.asp?id={7494E57F-73F9-47DE-83CB-B67CB74AF646} :X
<0> gone though
<2> Heh
<0> back to symbian programming ;-) yeah \o/
<2> ASP is ... so ugly.
<3> i don't like those.. curly.. things and those comma/periods
<3> i prefer lines!
<3> LINES!
<2> %w(roat is dumb).each { |w| puts w } :)
<3> heh
<2> roaet? Yeah... typo... :P
<2> Periods and curly braces... except in a pretty/logical way. Yum
<3> periods and comma+periods
<3> doh
<3> curly things and comma+periods
<2> What ya mean?
<3> semicolons.
<2> Ah
<2> roaet: You must be a Python guy :)
<3> I'm being sarcastic
<2> :P
<3> braces and semicolons are great.
<3> In comparison to ASP
<3> LINES
<5> !+enter
<6> Don't use the enter key as puncuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<2> roaet: Oh, okay you're traditional then
<3> The enter key was being used to denote stresses on certain lines.
<7> fags
<3> that was quite fast.
<3> So fast you gave him whiplash.
<5> Aren't you supposed to be a frog?
<3> You'll be hearing from his laywer soon.
<3> I'm a talking frog.
<5> ah
<8> haha
<3> Why is it i'm finding that most of the things I could write in C I can write so much faster in php?
<5> scripting languages tend to do that :)
<9> roaet, because you don't know perl :)
<3> I know a bit of perl though.
<9> pelr is even faster
<9> perl
<9> python is also cool
<9> php is the worse of these three
<2> roaet: Because PHP is based on C's syntax, without the memory allocating and has loose types to deal with?
<3> Quite the coward!
<3> He ran!
<2> Heh
<2> ...Clearlooks-QuickSilver looks... awesome :P
<3> So this is my situation.



<3> I want OpenGL to render to a surface at about 30 FPS or more through PHP. Then I will take this surface and render it as a JPG or whatnot in a browser. Maybe even through a flash thingie. Then, through the PHP, I will use AJAX to send realtime streaming data from User input. what can I do?
<10> Are there "magic functions" in php 4?
<5> yOz: What 'magic functions?
<10> Stormchaser, __call for instance
<5> yOz: no, PHP4 doesn't have that
<10> Stormchaser, none of any kind, that I can use for function overloading in a cl*** in any way?
<2> __call() doesn't overload.
<5> yOz: you can't do it in 4
<10> kuja, "can use for function overloading"
<2> To my understanding __call() is for catching missing methods.
<2> Guess not.
<2> I wouldn't considering "missing methods" as overloading.
<10> kuja, you _could_ use __call for that.
<10> __call is a generic function call language construction. It's up to you what you want to do with it.
<2> Uh, are you saying that __call() is a language construct?... um.
<2> Stormchaser: Spit it, is this TRUE?
<5> nope :)
<2> That's what I thought.
<2> That'd be insane.
<10> How so? __call() is called for every function call...
<2> yOz: Doesn't mean it's a construct.
<2> It will just detect if the cl*** responds to the magic method __call(), and p*** it args.
<2> There's nothing special about it that requires it to be a language construct.
<10> Why not? It's a function calling construction in the php language (as opposed to constructor).
<3> No one have any idea about my problem?
<2> yOz: It is not a *language construct*.
<10> Hmm
<2> empty, list, isset, echo, print, for, foreach, if, elseif, else (and what else I may be missing) are language constructs.
<2> while
<2> ...but you get the idea.
<2> yOz: __call() is a method, as it says, a magic method.
<10> The way I understand it, __call() is the generic construct handling calls for these functions (empty, list, isset...).
<10> You're probably right.
<2> ...
<2> __call() is not generic anything.
<2> As long as you understand it, I suppose there's nothing stopping you from what you want to call it.
<0> PHP is just one big hack :P
<5> it is?
<0> they should just rewrite it from the starts :+
<5> from what?
<2> A hack of...?
<2> The original Perl scripts, I presume.
<2> Well, no.
<5> haha
<2> PHP was completely rewritten.
<11> const C_HIMG_RESOURCE = imagecreatefrompng(C_AURL_MAIN . C_SDIR_IMAGES . C_FILE_IMGHEAD);
<0> the OOP part of PHP
<2> When ZE1 was introduced in PHP3.
<11> That code'll work, right?
<5> no
<2> [Karlprof]: No
<11> Dang.
<12> does one often make crojobs in php?
<5> eml: If needed... but I prefer to do it in Python
<3> no one can help me! how sad!
<13> could anyone point me in the way of a function or code snippet that generates full urls from relative ones? like p*** it the current url, adn a link like '../newsite.html', and have it generate the full url?
<11> ...
<11> Stormchaser?
<11> That's a fairly common name, I expect, but... are you the Stormchaser from GamesRadar?
<12> okay, well I'm looking for a way to make a cronjob, anyone got a good guide for it in php?
<5> karl: I hope not
<11> Oh.
<12> or are they just built with sleep(n); command() ?
<2> eml: A cronjob is a cronjob. Google. It's got nothing to do with PHP.
<12> kuja, well, on this server I don't have any access for a cronjobd (vixie cron) in this case, so I was looking for an alternate way
<2> Uh, so you're saying you're going to make a daemon out of PHP? You're quite insane.
<14> to make a string parameter in a function optional one uses: function($str=''); What is the best way to make an integer parameter optional?
<11> $C_HIMG_RESOURCE = imagecreatefrompng( C_AURL_MAIN . C_SDIR_IMAGES . C_FILE_IMGHEAD );
<11> $C_HIMG_TEMPWIDTH = imagesx( $C_HIMG_RESOURCE );
<11> define( "C_HIMG_WIDTH" , $C_HIMG_TEMPWIDTH );
<11> Will that code work?
<12> kuja, uh, no?


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