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<0> dbe: Do it, you'll see why.
<1> bitchslapped.
<2> TML, ok
<3> because I have to ask a question about .csv
<0> webdesign: What's the question?
<1> if the answer is csv, your probably asking the wrong question
<4> webdesign you, have, a , question, about, comma, seperated, values ???
<3> Sorry this is not the proper place to ask here. This is only related to php
<1> Jymmm: what\tare\tcomma\tseperated\tvalues\tyou\tspeak\tof?
<5> Jymmm: you're, such, a, smart, ***, :P
<0> webdesign: You have my permission to ask ehre.
<0> here, too.
<2> TML, SCRIPT_FILENAME
<0> dbe: Now you know why.
<2> TML, =)
<0> dbe: There's also the magic constant, __FILE__



<2> TML, nice
<2> TML, thx for the tips
<5> have they stabilized __FILE__? i thought there were "inconsistencies" with it?
<0> dbe: But I felt it more important to get you to see phpinfo()'s value than to answer the question in the short term.
<1> i ihave an urge to write a named in php
<2> TML, indeed
<6> rofl
<6> "This is not a proper place to ask here" ... "This is *only* related to *php*"
<6> Uh okay, makes sense? :)
<1> Just sak the fscking question already
<0> whiteline: Please stop speaking to me in private.
<5> who?
<1> whoever,had,the,csv,question
<5> uhm
<6> whiteline: Stop speaking to me too...
<5> left hours ago
<1> oh,
<6> Actually, that was the first PM I got from you, whiteline. But stop.
<5> lol
<0> whiteline: If you have a question, ask it in the channel, please.
<5> whiteline yeah if you ask in the chan, chances are you'll get more input and a better answer than just asking one person
<5> thats not to say TML couldnt handle it, but you know what i'm getting at :P
<7> is there a way to get the value from a hidden input from $_Post
<0> Darkstar: hidden inputs are just like anything else.
<5> should be available like any other value ***uming it has a name and a value
<0> Darkstar: $_POST['inputname']
<7> TML, that doesnt seem to work tho
<0> Darkstar: Then you're doing something wrong.
<0> Darkstar: Show us the form html
<7> TML, indeed, didnt use caps ;)
<2> TML, but I can't use <?php $filename = __FILE__; echo $filename . ': ' . filesize($filename) . ' bytes'; ?> in header, that will only show the size for header.inc so is there some other way to link it to the actual file that is being viewed?
<0> dbe: function showsize($file) { your code; } and then showsize(__FILE__); in each file.
<8> PHP_SELF ?
<2> TML, yes that the whole thing, nobody wants to include showsize(__FILE__); in each file.
<5> erm?
<0> dbe: I can't think of any way to work around it.
<9> Does anyone know any good guides for ereg syntax?
<5> yes, dont use ereg
<0> spyro_boy: Don't use ereg, use PCRE
<5> damnit tml :P
<9> TML, er?
<0> spyro_boy: ereg is deprecated
<9> TML, what's that?
<5> spyro_boy: www.php.net/pcre
<8> http://www.phpro.org/tutorials/regex.php
<0> spyro_boy: Not to be used anymore and will go away someday
<2> TML, <? header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s", filemtime($SCRIPT_FILENAME)) . " GMT"); ?> is that a clue for auto_prepend file (this is for filemtime but)
<5> heh ereg was quite nasty
<9> TML, oh, you mean preg_* commands?
<0> spyro_boy: Yes
<10> what would this return? 0 or 1? true or false?
<9> TML, haha, okay I know what it is now.
<9> :D
<10> $result = mysql_query("select p***word from logins where user = '$username'", $linkID);
<2> TML, read this pls, it's intresting: http://www.faqts.com/knowledge_base/answer/versions/index.phtml?id=30866
<11> dbe: uh, this only makes sens if the scripts output does not change unless the script changes. I.e. it's a static page.
<11> in that case, why do you use phph?
<0> LokyDoky: php.net/mysql-query discusses the return values.
<10> ty
<9> Ox41464b, I think I'm going to print this and read it all warm and snug in bed. Such a good guide. :P http://www.phpro.org/tutorials/regex.php
<11> n8



<8> bed? toilet better
<5> sarcasm? :P
<5> what does n8 mean exactly? I'm lost in "translation"
<9> Ox41464b, lol.
<9> n8? nate?
<9> neight? :P
<5> some perverse form of night?
<5> i was thinking, nate, but you mentioned bed just before, so it could signify "gnight"
<9> jiggster, lol.
<5> but then why should anyone care to say so? people leave and join continously
<9> jiggster, where did you see this 'n8'?
<5> Duesentrieb: n8
<9> jiggster, yeah I just noticed.
<5> just another puzzle i guess
<9> jiggster, maybe he has phawked up keyboard where his N is near his 8 and he went for NN and press N8 :P
<5> that is quite an interesting theory spyro_boy
<12> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=n8
<9> nitishp, er, you beat me to it.
<12> Heh.
<5> good thing we didnt bet on it
<5> it provided a great conversational piece though
<9> jiggster, haha. Yeah, well you were closest.
<5> i'll admit i abbreviate sometimes, but usually only the well recognized ones
<9> Urbandictionary is a good site
<9> jiggster, yeah, me too.
<5> and of course, the every-day necessities, eg, etc
<9> jiggster, 'cept when I get my 'roflmfaololawlalaz0rz' moments. :P
<13> anybody can fix me this code?
<13> http://karlsberg.pastebin.com/569581
<5> oh good god :P
<13> im not a dev...
<9> jiggster, lol!
<9> KarlsBerg, are you spanish?
<5> KarlsBerg: you'll have to be more specific buddy
<9> KarlsBerg, yeah, he's got a point, we don't even know what to look at.
<9> Atleast..which part.
<13> yeah
<13> im spanish
<9> KarlsBerg, cool.
<13> u_U
<14> then deleted it
<5> what do you mean? code and layout? or layout? or code?
<5> why the hell would you waste the time doing so, THEN delete it!?
<5> *high five* :P
<13> help me :S
<5> KarlsBerg: with what exactly? you havent told us what the problem is
<14> it was a complete duplication of pastebin.com (except a few syntax highlighters)
<9> jiggster, good point. I'd never throw anything that good. Er, I never do throw anything out now either.
<13> this code dont run
<13> im a end user
<9> jiggster, unless it's static, of-course. :P
<13> im not a ddeveloper
<13> http://karlsberg.pastebin.com/569581
<5> KarlsBerg: we're not human debuggers, and we dont do third party application repairs
<1> I do.. for $1500/hr
<5> contact a developer of that particular script then
<0> KarlsBerg: If you're not a developer, you're in the wrong channel. This is a developer support channel.
<9> Myconid, lol
<0> KarlsBerg: Please take your problems to the developer, not us.
<1> oops.. i screwed up the decimal point on that..
<5> myconid: no job offers in ##php
<5> :P
<1> I ment to say $15,000/hr
<15> i've never quite understood that
<15> why are job offers a bad thing?
<9> Myconid, rofl.
<13> its only a else error
<13> please...
<0> KarlsBerg: No.
<1> firefly_: because they are scams


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