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<0> php.net/preg_match
<1> Artax: absolute truth is global but a global belief is not necessarily truth
<2> jager: thnx
<3> nxvl: is_numeric() perhaps?
<1> just thought i'd throw in that random philosophy
<4> b1n0ry: then in that case everyone is wrong and we as a species havnt yet grown to the level to understand what the truth is
<2> joh: no, i want to check if it HAS numbers, not if it IS number
<1> Artax: such as the belief that the world was flat
<0> regex :)
<0> enjoy
<3> nxvl: Oh, preg_match then, as jager pointed out :)
<4> the world was 'flat' until someone proved it otherwise... just as there will always/never be a god until its proven
<0> the world was never flat
<0> it was believed to be flat
<0> :)
<0> major difference



<4> just as Morrocco doesnt exist?
<1> Artax: the earth was not flat, it was perceived that way.
<5> TML: tell you what, later tonight I'll phone you on my dime and you can explain what your method is ;) (***uming you have time/want to do such a thing)
<0> morroco doesnt exist? what?
<1> Artax: it matters not what we believe, it only matters what is.
<4> b1n0ry: thats not what you sadi before?
<4> b1n0ry: you said how do i know Morrocco is there...
<5> I'm out for lunch though! *vanish*
<1> Artax: sorry, scroll back. i never mentioned morocco.
<4> hm.. who was that?
<3> b1n0ry: Well, what "is" depends on what we believe. I believe I'm sitting at my laptop right now, typing messages to you. It's not necessarily "true".
<6> Alrighty... My QA manager is walking around playing a Ukulele. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
<4> that was TML; sorry
<3> haha
<7> mattmcc: has anyone called him Tiny Tim?
<8> caffinated: Let's do it next week. Tonight I'm going home to see my family, and I honestly don't want any interruptions. :)
<9> Will $_POST['myvar'] work if register_globals is disabled
<6> Yes.
<9> ok]
<9> ok
<10> close_to_debian: it will work, but $myvar wont
<4> $myvar wont
<11> register_globals is a very VERY bad choice of wording :/
<6> Eh, I don't think so.
<6> It creates global variables.
<12> php is the best programming language ever made
<6> skiddieleet: You have not spent enough time with other languages.
<13> hi
<12> sure I have
<12> I'm a seasoned programmer
<13> just a little question concerning the understanding of the horde sources. Where can I find an explanation for the meaning of a ampersand in a function call like "function &HelloWorld() ... ?
<6> Then you're either lying, or delusional.
<12> both?
<14> Or under his own opinion!
<2> where do i find documentation about regular expretions?
<6> Julian|Work: I put that under delusional. ;)
<2> exprecions*
<6> el-presidente: See http://php.net/references
<14> mattmcc: true thatr
<13> thanks mattmcc
<10> !tell Julian|Work about oppinions
<10> !tell Julian|Work about opinions
<6> nxvl: See http://php.net/exceptions
<10> woops :)
<14> Tell him, not me!
<6> Oh, you didn't say exceptions.
<6> You just have trouble spelling.
<15> !tell me about opinions
<6> nxvl: See http://php.net/pcre
<12> I changed my mind
<12> C# is the best programming language ever made
<4> wha?
<11> no, Python is :)
<0> i disagree
<6> skiddieleet: I submit that programming languages cannot effectively be listed by quality in a linear fashion.
<0> the best is VB6
<4> ugh!
<11> jager: ew.
<12> what about VB.NET?



<6> skiddieleet: On the other hand, the hammer is _clearly_ the best hand tool ever created.
<0> vb.net makes me up chuck my cookies
<6> Hammers totally kick screwdriver's ***es.
<0> its so disgusting
<11> !+hammer
<16> When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail... so get more tools in your toolbox already.
<11> :)
<17> can someone help me to find where is the problem in this code? http://pastebin.co.uk/429
<18> what happens when u run it?
<14> hydraling: add some indentation to your code
<18> its not my work
<14> Well add it to their work. I'm not reading that :P
<10> !tell hydraling about u
<18> i didn't paste that
<18> it was the other guy
<14> Oh.
<14> hafiua
<18> yeh
<0> hydraling, its about the usage of u
<9> itrebal: After changing to new server $_POST['myvar'] does not work its runs php as cgi how do i check that
<15> hey, what's the best CAPTCHA system (php-oriented, please) any of you have dealt with?
<9> itrebal: any idea
<5> TML: fair enough
<11> grav: Hum... There's a text-captcha in the PEAR module
<10> close_to_debian: print_r($_POST);
<15> Stormchaser, oh? have you worked with it (do you like it)?
<19> roar
<11> grav: I don't like PEAR, but yes, I worked with it... It's quite simple to setup
<11> yo, M!
<15> cool, I'll check it out. thanks
<20> hey
<20> anyone not from the UK here?
<18> did the other h guy respond?
<11> 'h guy'?
<18> hafiua,
<18> that one
<17> hydraling no i cant add identation, because i havent any program for that if you know online site to do this?
<18> ohh
<21> Excuse me for asking, but what's a 'keylogger' command? (If it's some kind of black magic that'll corrupt my innocent mind and turn me into a babbling phychopath, leading eventually to my suicide, then don't tell me. :P)
<3> hafiua: Do it manually
<1> [Karlprof] it's an attempt to spark a potential trojan that an irc user may have on his/her system
<8> caffinated: I only get to see them for 4 days out of every 30, so it's precious time. :)
<21> I see.
<1> [Karlprof] the trojan is called SpyBot and you can find information about it on most Antivirus manufacturer sites
<21> Ah, right.
<21> Thanks.
<13> my last question for the day: what's the meaning of a "@" in front of a functioncall ? Thanks.
<21> @ supresses errors.
<13> thanks
<18> hafiua, i dont' care about indentation i just want to know what's wrong before i look at it
<13> and have a nice day all of you. bye
<22> @die ("is this an error or not? ;) ");
<3> Supaplex: It's not.
<3> Supaplex: @trigger_error("foo"); is
<22> nice
<17> hydraling the problem is that when i search for users script shows the pages.the first page is ok but when i click on second or other there are no results.
<3> Supaplex: or (hopefully) @fopen('/etc/shadow', 'r'); :P
<22> heh
<18> that shouldn't be an error if for some weird reason soem changed the permision on /etc/shadow
<22> not a php error
<3> hydraling: hence (hopefully)
<22> but most certianly a sysadmin@localhost error
<3> Supaplex: Yes, but a php error is still raised.
<0> skiddieleet, i need help
<8> joh: In @trigger_error("foo");, any error that may have been raised is supressed
<12> what with?
<11> TML: Checked out the comic yet?
<23> the boolean NOT is != or !== ?
<8> Stormchaser: I'll do it right now if you remind me what it's called.
<8> !tell derek_ about !==
<23> thx
<23> !tell derek_ about !=
<22> who needs a bot, I have php.net/foo :)


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