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<0> Coal we will run out in 20 years of that
<1> Hubberts didn't know about the oil-filled core of the earth
<0> Oil will peak in 5 year time
<1> all they need is stronger alloy drill bits
<0> Uranium in 20 year time
<2> We need the birds dead so that in 20 million years time they will turn to oil...
<3> coca cola is the answer to all energy problems
<3> my car already runs on it
<4> wobbles: lol
<5> I don't know about oil. We'll find out.
<1> If the uppity Chinese would just stick to bicycles we'd be fine
<0> Gas peaks also in 5 years
<6> Ruud: that's good.. Coca Cola tastes so **** it's probably best we use it for fuel =)
<3> :)
<7> peaks? peaks in price? peaks in consumption?
<0> lol



<4> If bird flue gets any worse they will be dead anyway
<3> peaks in consumption also means peaks in price
<8> 5 billion years and we're gone... though that's only the natural lifetime we have left... I highly predict Earth will be long gone before that due to the mistakes of... people :)
<3> i'll kiss the ground the day i turn 5 billion and 23 years old :)
<1> peak oil is the best thing that could happen: all the fat people will have to walk
<0> just read peakoil.com and something about hubberts peak ...
<8> Resource consumption will probably kill the planet before the sun does.
<9> becaouse of people like kuja
<4> lol
<3> lol
<4> Yes kuja, it's all your fault
<9> which waiste resources
<8> Oh noes!
<8> It's t3h kujar's fault!
<9> people like kuja
<4> IT'S 'WASTE'
<8> I'm sorry, but I honestly don't give a **** about my ancestors 20 million years later.
<8> err
<8> decendants
<8> lmao "ancestors" wtf
<4> lol
<10> kibibyte decides to change the world, and comes to ##PHP on freenode to do it...
<3> :)
<8> ##php, to save the world... if anything, it'll destroy the world.
<1> Biofuel from human fat (liposuction) will keep the cars rolling long into the next millenium: http://calorielab.com/news/2005/11/11/biofuel-promoter-to-power-boat-using-human-fat/
<2> better than becoming a politician
<5> It's a start
<9> i turn off my computer when im not using it
<8> kibibyte: Good for you.
<5> kibibyte: maybe you should stop using it now.
<4> peqe: hah!
<8> I've been leaving this p3 500 on 25/7 for NINE years.
<8> Leaving it on, I mean.
<4> 25/7?
<2> Is s/he still rabbiting
<8> 24
<4> :P
<4> You still got that P3? rofl
<2> Daylight saving adds the extra hour
<3> 25/7, anscestors...
<8> Dangermouse: **** you :(
<4> kuja: :D
<3> loose typing...
<8> My typos today, they're really... killing me.
<3> :D
<4> kuja: you may have 100Mbit Internet...
<4> but your PC ****s =]
<8> I don't have 100Mbit lol
<8> It's 4mbps, I need to live in an apartment to get the 100 for the same price as the 4
<5> I have 1M up ... that's screaming compared to 300 baud.
<8> er
<4> ;p
<8> It's 10mbps, I believe, down.
<3> can we get back to the energy discussion, much more interesting :)
<8> I think kibibyte should be a good citizen about now, and turn off his computer, cause no one wants him in ##php, in fact, no one wants him near a computer.
<8> He should recycle it, so we can make better stuff out of the cursed thing.
<3> kibibyte, what about changing your name to kibibit, that's much more resource friendly
<5> #1. You're going to die.
<5> #2. I don't know anyone living older than 150 years old.
<5> #3. You're going to die.
<2> r recycle himself?



<8> wobbles: His computer
<9> kuja your brain is limited
<2> r =or
<9> capacity of your brain is is about 1 kibibyte
<5> kibibyte: you're the closed minded person here.
<8> Limited? I thought everyone's was, except that the difference between you and everyone else in the world, kibibyte, is that everyone has more braincells, at least 2 trillion more.
<8> Heh, trillion, I love that word and number :)
<8> Honestly, who *doesn't* have a limited brain?
<8> No one in the world uses the full capacity of their brain, idiot.
<3> it's only limited by the size of your head :)
<3> sizewise
<9> no youre idiot
<5> Is there any proof that more brain cells would actually help?
<8> That's nice, kibibyte, that you know how to intelligenty respond to an insult.
<8> the-erm: Let me try banging your head a little, and see if less makes anything worse!
<8> :P
<5> Those are damaged brain cells.
<9> youre idiot becaouse you dont understand simple things like wasting energy
<5> I'm saying if you had ... more brain cells in your head to begin with. Like a brain twice the number of cells.
<11> how do I change characters to lowercase?
<11> lcase?
<12> Brian_S strtolower
<13> type in lowercase ;)
<5> Brian_S: strtolower
<8> kibibyte: Who says I don't "understand"?
<8> kibibyte: In fact, I understand it clearly, that I even said things to you to clarify that you're whole idea about it is retarded.
<5> kibibyte: are you a smoker?
<0> kibibyte, it no use to try to change people by telling them how good something is...
<14> you are whole idea is retarded
<8> Idling to play some FFX... yes, idling. Shut up kibibyte
<8> Meh
<5> kuja: FFX ROCKS!
<8> syf: bah, my English is off today
<8> syf: Sue me
<4> I can't believe i've never played FF
<5> Dangermouse: Final Fantasy?
<8> syf: My Engrish module is loaded, but I forgot to load the Spell Checker component.
<4> yea
<8> yes, Engrish :D
<4> Engrish..lol
<8> That was deliberate, you know :P
<4> Yes, we know
<8> Okay, just making sure lol
<15> I didn't know
<8> Cause I made a lot of typos today :P
<15> ;p
<8> enygma: That's cause you're a lousy 2 cent whore that not even Jymmm would touch! :'(
<15> 3 cent, thank you very much
<4> haha
<4> 3...cent ****y ****y
<8> Pfft, no wonder he doesn't touch you!
<8> enygma: Kind of reminds of Microsoft. High prices, ****ty quality.
<8> Well, that's kind of like Apple too :P
<16> is there a function which handles fopen/fwrite-errors? I'm not sure about what's wrong
<15> :o
<8> Except Apple is just, incredibly high prices, for normal quality :P
<8> FFX time :)
<5> eml: it's pretty much if ($fp) { // error opening}
<5> actually that's if (!$fp) {}
<16> the-erm, yeah, well I don't know what's wrong :/
<16> there is a problem opening, ok. But I don't know what's wrong
<5> eml: you could do a few checks like is_writeable()
<16> ye
<16> I was just hoping for a function like mysql_error ;)
<11> is there an easy way to capatilize the first letter of a word
<5> eml: pastebin your code.
<4> Brian_S: ucfirst / ucwords
<5> we'll take a look maybe it's something simple.
<16> the-erm, nah, I'll use your way
<16> I was just checking if there was a good debugging-function
<16> woah, it was neither readable or writeable, probably wrong filename then
<17> Hey
<5> eml: error_reporting ( E_ALL );


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