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<0> mattmcc sonora at http://storm.homeunix.org/misc/bts/page1.jpg
<1> all
<1> hi
<1> hih
<1> hi
<1> hih
<2> What a lame virus.
<3> toodles
<4> anyone here know anything about PHP5's SoapClient? I can't get it to work with Google's web api :/
<5> Thank god.
<4> anyone? :Pp
<6> Pollita: OH, what the heck... Just ban *!*@213* :)
<5> Not I.
<7> hello
<7> how can i debug php 5 code under linux?



<6> s|k: I have it done :) Gimme a sec.
<4> Stormchaser: cool! :)
<5> ... Try putting the code on a server
<8> ROBOd: Same as you'd debug it anywhere...
<5> ROBOd: It's not different on *nix
<4> Stormchaser: this wont work for me: $client = new SoapClient("http://api.google.com/search/beta2";); There must be an option I'm missing :(
<7> guys, i want to use visual debugger, just like in an IDE
<5> pfft
<0> ROBOd www.zend.com
<7> nah
<7> except that
<7> i want free :)
<5> PHP IDE's are dumb.
<5> Just use Kate with highlighting
<0> Jaywalker agreed
<5> PHP isn't hard enough that one would need an IDE... Lol.
<7> eh
<8> Use xgdb with Xdebug
<5> That's the beauty of it.
<5> Lol.
<5> He ran off.
<8> Hope he finds a nice MS.NET tool
<0> lol
<4> hehe
<6> lol
<5> Haha
<5> He'd do well with ASP
<0> Stormchaser page13 please?
<5> ASP: "You can use um.... VBScript... Javascript... Perl... um... yeah, whatever you want really."
<9> i'm using preg_match. the asterik * normally means any number of any characters, but PHP doesn't seem to reconize it. what should i use instead?
<10> how may I turn notices off?
<4> depends on your client
<11> Hi. need some help setting up an udp socket, problem description included in nopaste http://nopaste.php-q.net/214003
<4> I think that /ignore * notice might work for irssi
<10> I mean php notices
<6> xshad: When I start the official page, then you'll have to wait like the rest...
<4> oh
<10> :)
<6> finally!
<6> s|k: http://pastebin.com/731516
<4> py1nb: @ to supres warnings
<0> py1nb error_reporting(E_ALL ^ E_NOTICE);
<4> Stormchaser: kk checking
<0> Stormchaser wtf? what now? I'm a bit curious about sonora tasks :)
<12> Why am I getting Warning: mysql_result(): Unable to jump to row 0 on MySQL result index 5 in mail.php on line 13 when I do this?
<12> $res = mysql_query("SELECT email FROM users WHERE user_id='$recipent'") or die(mysql_error());
<12> $to = mysql_result($res, 0);
<10> thank you
<6> xshad: So? you'll wait, dammit! :)
<0> **** :( I hate you
<4> Stormchaser: can I replace the "GoogleSearch.wsdl" with the url to make it work?
<6> s|k: no. The WSDL file is the one provided in Google API
<4> ohhhhhhh
<4> I've been doing it all wrong I think
<0> $r = $g->search("bush monkey"); lol
<12> and what's result index 5?
<6> xshad: Well... Ironically, that was written by someone here... I never actually bothered to think of something like that :)
<0> I've read "Posted by Stormchaser" there :)
<6> xshad: In the time since the php5 came out, I never bothered to change it :)
<6> oh, and xshad: *SLAP*
<0> :P



<4> Stormchaser: that got me somewhere thanks! :) Now Ijust have to solve this deserializer error
<13> Killaz: was afk, figure it out?
<6> s|k: :)
<14> hi
<9> i have preg_match( '[^.].*', $string ); but it errors: Warning: preg_match(): Unknown modifier '.'
<9> i want to to match everything that doesn't start with a full stop .
<6> slicslak: You're missing delimiters for PCRE
<6> (and you probably want \S.*, anyways
<15> Hello
<6> 'woof
<9> Stormchaser, sorry, delimiters?
<0> slicslak /\S.*/ (/ are the delimiters)
<16> is there a way to list all variables that have been s et?
<0> cekc get_defined_vars
<0> who was having some troubles with Deserializer (under google api) ?
<9> ok, i give up. i'm ***uming this is really simple. can someone just show me?
<17> i'm trying to compile PHP and I get this error : "configure: error: libjpeg.(a|so) not found." but I have those files in /usr/lib64. I tried compiling with --with-jpeg-dir=/usr/lib64 and --with-jpeg-dir=/usr but still the same error!
<18> do you guys think it is possible through php to get a distance of a location through google maps?
<6> slicslak: Um... xshad already did?
<6> !tell retro_neo about devel-packages
<9> Stormchaser, it just: Warning: preg_match(): Unknown modifier '/' in
<17> Stormchaser: I do have them, I have those files in /usr/lib64
<16> thank you xshad
<6> slicslak: show me what you got
<6> !botsnack
<6> he's DEAD?!?
<0> lol
<6> grrr...
<19> Hey ramsey :)
<20> hey davey
<6> \o/
<20> is it possible to get the date for the last Monday of May using some string in strtotime()?
<6> davey: Then bring the php-bot in first
<21> what is the php function that prints out the nice table of what is enableed in your php build?
<0> jamesd phpinfo()
<20> phpinfo()
<21> thanks.. i couldn't think of it :-)
<20> strtotime('last Monday') obviously gives me the date for last Monday, and strtotime('last Monday in May') gives me a -1, since it can't parse the string as a date
<13> ramsey: 'June 1st last monday'
<20> arpad, that returns: string(31) "Tue, 01 May 2001 00:00:00 -0400"
<22> i just did a "pear upgrade pear", and my pear binary disappeared. any ideas?
<20> arpad, and in PHP 5, it returns April 24
<6> retro_neo: Managed to fix it?
<13> ramsey: odd, gives me Mon, 29 May 2006 here (5.1.4). perhaps strtotime('last monday', strtotime('June 1st'))
<20> arpad, in which, I think April 24 is the correct result, because you're saying the last monday before May 1st
<20> hmm
<17> Stormchaser: no
<20> arpad, I'm using 5.1.4, too
<20> arpad, the first time I tried was with 4.4.2
<6> arpad: There was some changes in the 'last' word how to calculate the date
<13> ramsey: $ php -r 'echo date("r", strtotime("June 1st last monday"));' ?
<20> php5 -r 'var_dump(date("r", strtotime("May 1st last Monday")));
<20> oh
<20> nevermind
<20> I see what you're doing
<20> arpad, so yours should return the proper result... great!
<6> retro_neo: Well... You're best off with hacking your configure file, since PHP doesn't look into /lib64 dirs
<17> Stormchaser: I'm on amd64 with 64bits Suse
<17> Stormchaser: but I need libjpeg !
<23> where should i start looking for a PHP unit testing framework?
<6> retro_neo: Gack the configure file
<6> *Hack
<0> don-o pear.php.net
<6> don-o: ore that or google
<23> i can google and find phpunit but it seems to have been abandoned.
<17> Stormchaser: someone has the same issue: http://lists.nyphp.org/pipermail/talk/2004-September/012001.html
<23> i figure people here would know whats hot as far as php best practices
<0> don-o http://pear.php.net/package/PHPUnit2
<23> thx
<6> retro_neo: It's a well known issue, I've reported a bug and it was denied. Now go hack the configure file.
<0> hehehe
<6> I hate it when kids don't listen
<0> Stormchaser how long to release the official site? :)


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