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<0> TML: First half is freenode privmsg, second half is dev channel on the other network
<0> My favorite line: <dbs> Hmm -- I call bull****
<1> :)
<0> Mike: No, that'd disable notice and warning
<1> Pollita: I got that PDF file, I'll send it on.
<0> groovy
<0> I've got to run atm though
<1> k
<0> doc appt in fremont in 40 minutes
<1> sarag@php?
<0> pollita@
<1> grr
<1> right. :)
<1> Been too long since you ranted, I guess
<0> Just hit reply on what I sent you :p
<1> :)



<0> Well, a couple of my recent rants have my UCB addy
<0> too many personalities in one email client
<2> can anyone point me to a nice page about the new things php5 introduces and their uses?
<3> MikeH: php.net/oop5
<3> will give you at least some
<3> MikeH: php.net/migrate5 might help as well (iirc)
<4> yay... mcrypt time
<5> yay! Nap time!
<4> hm... couldn't open my encryption module :(
<6> Hi. Anyone having Zend on Linux and had problems running it ?
<7> Disambiguate, please.
<6> I've installed it and when i start it, the menus and dialogs are missing, its just very grey :=)
<6> Really disturbing
<7> Keept trying. What are you referring to when you say 'Zend'?
<7> Everybody who runs PHP on Linux runs at least one Zend product on Linux.
<6> Zend Studio. The popular PHP ide program
<8> eclipse
<8> > *
<6> I just can't figure out why It doesnt work. I get no error messages or anything
<7> Ah. Yes, it works fine here.
<6> Is eclipse good ?
<9> mattmcc that thingy about the input doesn't wonk on ie7 :P
<7> xshad: Hrm. If you still have 7 handy, compare http://mmcc.cx/css/css2selectors with it and FF.
<9> mattmcc sure, thanks
<10> guys, I want to execute something withing a page which should not be shown, any idea how can I do that?
<9> include ?
<9> and call the desired function
<10> I have to call another page, can't include it
<11> DUMB*** -----> robTheDumb*** <----- DUMB***
<12> yep
<12> I am a dumb***
<13> lol
<12> anyone care to tell me what the hell I screwed up on some code that puts a jpeg into a session and then pulls it out later?
<14> is there any recourse to complain about abuse of operator priviliges in this room?
<12> relevant code:
<12> $_SESSION['image']=addslashes(imagejpeg($im,"100"));
<12> <img alt="a conway game should be here" src="image.php?display_image=1" height="$widthOrHight" width="$widthOrHight">
<6> dools: go to #frenode
<6> freenode even
<6> Talk to lilo
<15> i have a word "hithere" and i want to explode each letter into an array
<14> cavediver: thanks
<6> If he's in a bad mood, don[ bother :=)
<14> hmmm 11:37 -!- ##bookmark Cannot send to channel
<15> any idea guys
<9> dimitri "hithere" is an "array"
<4> dools: yeah, there was some cracksmoking in the thinking of ##bookmark h eh
<9> you can use $string{INDEX}
<14> dimitri: use preg_split
<4> dools: might want to try /stats p
<14> dimitri: there is an example on http://www.php.net/preg_split
<16> in the regexp '/(.+)e(\d+:\w+l)/' how could I change it so that (\d+:\w+l) could also be EOF
<16> I want to match everything that's not e$ or e\d+:\w+l
<14> Kog: no staff members listed :-)
<4> imagine that...
<14> Kog: it's cool, got lilo on a pm now
<4> dools: ok.. I know he used to get pissed when you PM him and he's not showing up in /stats p
<4> times may have changed, or it just may have been my lovely presence ;)
<17> Kog: huh?
<17> Kog: I don't think I've ever expressed that sentiment ;)
<4> lilo: you've told me several times not to PM you when you're not in /stats p



<18> alright!
<17> Kog: uh....no.....
<18> three new albums!
<4> lilo: it was a while ago
<18> this is the first time i've bought music in like 8 years :P
<4> unless you're not tomsawyer?
<17> Kog: I've probably suggested you get hold of someone in first level support though ;)
<4> lilo: you were otherwise unhappy with me...
<4> but I really don't want to start ****
<4> so I'll just drop it heh
<4> dools: is getting the help he needs - and that's the important part ;)
<19> hey all - my first time on this channel. What goes on down here?
<4> dools: although, if it isn't the channel contact, I'd prefer to go to them instead of staff
<14> Xanadu: php mostly
<4> Xanadu: php magic
<4> don't suppose anyone in here is using a symmetric alg/mcrypt and has some suggestions on speed
<19> mainly questions or do you just chat about stuff?
<14> Kog: cavediver seemed to think lilo was the man with the plan, i'm lost
<4> dools: well, lilo DOES run the network... but in the interests of escalation I'd go to another chanop or the founder/group contact
<17> dools: well, freenode staff doesn't run ##php
<4> you don't start at the top and work down ;)
<17> dools: I can talk to the channel staff, but so can you
<6> Well. That's the only name I could come up with from the top of my head. Must be all those notices he sends my way :=)
<4> cavediver: you should be ashamed. now please tell me you use mcrypt?
<17> atm Jymmm doesn't seem to be around
<20> hey friends. please recommend me a pure and good php editor/IDE for linux (free)
<14> lilo: cool, i actually asked first up who i should talk to, was told join #freenode and ask lilo
<17> dools: I might be overkill 8)
<14> mustafa: vi :-)
<14> lilo: okey dokey, sorry to bother you
<20> i use quanta plus but it is not enough for me.
<19> mustafa: I use Jext - has its pros and cons
<21> i hate debian.
<20> dools: common.
<6> Use Ubuntu .)
<21> ubuntu == debian
<19> so do you guys mostly argue in this channel?
<18> gentoo rawks teh socks off
<9> that you're boring us Xanadu
<21> jiggster: err, you mean gentoo rawks t3h sockzz of
<21> +f
<19> friendly bunch
<6> Seem like it. I'm just trying to get Zend Studio to "# work, but I'm getting tired of this
<4> itrebal: whose socks?
<18> itrebal: i dunno the dialect well sorry
<4> cavediver: I use vim or jedit
<9> Xanadu :)
<21> jiggster: lol
<4> Xanadu: actually, some people in here can be quite pleasant
<21> jiggster: just look at the topic...
<18> no doubt
<14> cavediver, Kog: so, umm how do i tell who runs this channel?
<4> Xanadu: and even sometimes useful
<18> lol yeah itrebal
<4> dools: apparently Jymmm does, or so I gather from lilo's statement
<17> dools: at this point, you should /msg chanserv info ##php
<19> okay then I'll ask a question Kog and check that ;)
<6> Well, I like Zend. However the dapper repos are a bit broken tonight so I'll wait until tomorrow.
<14> Kog: haha right, well i might complain about his own conduct to him
<18> Gentoo isnt bad though, everyone thinks you have to compile everything, not true
<6> What I ment was that I'm gonna try eclipse
<14> mattmcc: you around?
<17> Kog: nah, I mentioned Jymmm because dools said he had a problem with him
<19> *thinking of a question*
<4> lilo: my mistake
<6> Don't know wheather that is good software or not.
<4> dools: listen to lilo, he knows what he's doing heh
<14> Kog: thanks, i'll try to remember that ;-)
<6> It was my mistake.
<6> Mistake and mistake btw
<4> oh hey, you can talk to mattmcc ... he's hanging around here somewhere
<19> cavediver I found Eclipse with the PHP plugin to be amazingly slow - but that could just be my machine


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