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<0> probably close to 500Km
<1> If he's serious, I'd suggest coming down during one of the brew festivals.
<0> well, he's buying a truck in the next few days, so he wants to break it in. might make a weekend out of it
<0> (I live with steve, he works here too)
<2> if there's full sail ale, i'm coming too
<3> sure, that's fine, ignore me :)
<0> s_20: ok!
<1> s_20: Sorry, geeks talking beer. Tunnel vision, and all that.
<4> ew beer
<1> s_20: Why do you want to define a cl*** within a cl***? :)
<0> s_20: you can't compete with the idea of an ale so dark you can't see through it. it's just not humanly possible.
<2> php4 doesn't support inner cl***es
<5> mattmcc: it's the concept of outer inner cl***es!
<3> mattmcc: i just wanna know if it's *possible* :)
<2> nope
<3> (is it in php5?)



<5> god a useless idea :P
<5> no
<2> don't think so
<1> There are some things you shouldn't ask about.
<6> inner cl***es makes no sense
<5> no inner cl***ses
<4> lol
<2> you can do it in python though
<2> :)
<7> inline? :P
<1> That doesn't mean it's a good idea.
<2> python is sweeeeeet
<3> mmh.. alright :\
<3> well thanks for the information :p
<7> wait
<2> s20, i love inner cl***es too ;)
<7> can you do eval('cl*** ...')?
<7> heh
<2> nice.
<1> No, that way lies madness. Stop thinking about that.
<7> haha
<2> hack-o-saurus
<1> And we won't even mention cl***kit.
<3> eighty: what are you doing in ##php then? :p
<1> Or runkit, whichever one is the one that replaces the other one.
<0> mattmcc: rofl, half the department wants to go now
<7> wha?
<2> php is sweeeeeet too, but not as sweet as php ;)
<2> i mean python
<2> d'oh
<7> d'oh indeed
<4> lol
<0> mattmcc: they're busy calculating the cost of the trip, how many vehicles will be required for the exodus, and exactly how much beer can be consumed in the space of time we'll have.
<2> factor in tips
<0> can't. tips are directly related to service.
<3> oh well, i better be leaving, i don't need to idle in another high traffic channel :)
<0> all you can do is ballpark that
<1> s_20: Right, because nobody ever does that on IRC...
<7> i idle in like 12 high-traffic channels:)
<2> take a % of total money spent on beer
<2> that a big O esitmate
<0> oh yeah, and when you're really plastered, tips are directly related to how good the beer makes the waitress look.
<2> that's why you include the beer goggle factor as well ;)
<0> so, your results will probably be skewed on that alone ;)
<1> http://del.icio.us/mattmcc80/Portland+beer
<0> haha, steve is all over the portland international beerfest
<0> I think we'll probably attend that in july
<1> That one's definitely the most fun.
<8> if i have 'joe tom sue sammy hawley' .. how can I get 'joe tom' (ie, chars(sapce)chars)
<9> myc: you want specificly, the first two words
<9> myconid rather
<8> preg_match('/^([a-zA-Z0-9]* [a-zA-Z0-9]*0) /', $data, $matches);
<8> something like that
<8> (remove the spurios 0)
<7> /(\w+ \w+)+/ might work
<8> wait that works
<7> might want a ^ at the start
<8> yep
<8> i did ^\w+ \w+
<8> thx



<9> myconid: you really dont need regex for that, way overkill
<9> $words = explode( ' ', $str ); $first_two = implode( ' ', array_slice( $words, 0, 2 ) )
<7> or you could explode() and get every 2 elements, or you could probably use str functions somehow
<10> hi all
<10> how I can sent a plain text mail with php using the mail() function but encoding the mail as 8-bit instead of 7-bit?
<11> Will using zend.compatibility_mode on effect php5 scripts that use the changes from 4 to 5?
<0> mm, that kicks ***. weekend in portland for m***ive quantities of beer in july, and then off to toronto in august. it's going to be a good year heh.
<1> Any pool players in your office? :)
<11> Anyone? :)
<0> they do, i've been known to - but I really ****
<0> jerrett's at the dentist, so I can't get his response
<7> someone put a dart board up here in the office, bad idea.
<12> What do you guys use for handling charactersets in XML?
<7> most people **** at darts, so, yeah the wall is a bit holy now
<12> eg, we're having numerous problems parsing data coming into an xml parser with encodings like utf-16 etc
<0> FzZzT: it gives you an excuse to have weapons lying around for when marketing comes to visit.
<9> caffinated: I have swords.
<9> caffinated: my friend has an axe >:)
<13> thus why I have a trackball with a nice and heavy cueball in it =)
<7> hehe
<14> hi all peeps
<9> !+dict peeps
<15> could not find definition for peeps
<9> bah
<9> !+dict peeps
<15> could not find definition for peeps
<14> hello i need help
<14> peeps=chat users
<7> people
<14> yep
<14> yes
<7> not specific to chat
<14> well im wondering im looking for some peeps who are realy good with php and servers with coding
<16> !tell Harry05 aout g1
<16> invalid target? the hell does that mean
<14> im a newbie on chat rooms so sorry for any misshaps
<16> Harry05: a good start is to read the channel topic
<7> be more specific
<7> if you want a coder, i can give you my rates ;)
<17> hi everybody :) I have an old build of php and I want to upgrade it, but I need to find which options it was configured with
<17> Is it easy? I still have the old source
<7> misty: phpinfo()
<7> iirc it has the command at the top
<14> wats your rates then
<16> misty: how old is old?
<17> 4.4.0 and I want to go to 4.4.2
<17> I have to use 4 still :/ for a bit longer
<16> Harry05: no, really, read the channel topic and /msg php-bot guidelines
<12> we're considering requiring utf-7 on all data coming in... but that isn't very elegant
<13> !+guidelines
<15> 1) Just ask. 2) Don't repeat. 3) /msg php-bot smart-q 4) msg the bot 5) Be polite and patient. 6) Do not paste here; /msg php-bot pastebin 7) No spam/bots/scripts/trolls/job postings or onjoin/away . 8) If it's not a PHP question, don't ask. 9) Don't PM without permission. 10) We don't support packages here. 11) ##php is a manual supplement. RTFM first! 12) Spelling matters. Use real English.
<12> does anyone have any other suggestions?
<12> VLC
<12> er, wrong keyboard.
<7> hehe
<1> Lateralus: This is libxml2 that you're having trouble with?
<12> expat, which I ***ume is why we're having a problem.
<12> mattmcc, Would switching over to XMLReader or some other parser let us parse other encodings properly?
<1> I haven't dealt with many different charsets, but I would certainly try XMLReader, yeah. Libxml2 is generally a pretty kick*** XML library.
<12> Hmm
<12> Still, we need a way to convert the encodings to one encoding..
<1> Although the shortcoming may end up being PHP's strings, not being natively unicode quite yet..
<1> Under python, you'd just get ustrings.
<12> Yeah.
<12> Do you know of an encoding we can use for utf-8 and utf-16 etc?
<1> Not something I've had much experience with, I'm afraid.
<12> I'll start taking a closer look at XMLReader, thanks
<12> Only having one encoding type for an xml document is killing me.
<18> Lateralus: Why do you need to convert the encodings to one encoding?
<0> rofl, i love how rule #1 and #11 conflict in the guidelines factoid
<0> oh wait, bad line breaking in this window heh
<0> it looked like #11 as "don't ask"
<0> *was
<19> hi! which free webhosting site do you recommend for PHP? in addition to php, I'd need a sitename.hosting.com type address (so I can alias my real domain name to that name)


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