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<0> HungTom: http://php.net/join
<1> thanks
<2> *cough* implode()
<2> You perl wannabe
<1> knew it would be simple
<1> its not listed with the "array functions" ...
<0> Yes it is.
<3> mattmcc: it's in string functions ;)
<1> http://www.php.net/manual/en/ref.array.php
<0> Oh, sorry. It's a string function..
<0> A sketchy distinction, I suppose.
<1> haha
<3> it probably should be in array functions also
<4> Pollita I JUST found a lighter with your name on it.... EVIL
<1> looks like we all need to RTFM!
<1> haha



<4> Pollita : Zippo #21033
<0> caffinated: I know what we should do. We'll leave implode under strings, and move join to arrays.
<5> Or we could just shoot them all and take their money.
<3> mattmcc: that should confuse everyone sufficiently
<1> yup
<1> but join points to implode
<1> so all would be good
<6> who's the php html parsing masta here?
<3> it's probably in string functions because it's end result is a string
<7> but explode and split are completely different
<4> eighty: you are.
<6> or, can anyone suggest a sweet php html parsing lib?
<6> jymmm: heck no! (like napoleon dynamite)
<8> When a php script is used, like phpbb 'php_cgi.exe' run for each session takes lots of cpu and memory and in the end, making the pc going really slowly. any ideas why this occur
<3> sageek: crappy BB software?
<3> coupled with the fact that you're running CGI processes?
<6> i need to scrape some nasty html, but need a sweet html parser first
<8> no it shouldn't be the bb, bb is running on loads of servers.
<6> jymmm: are you da masta?
<3> sageek: right, but there are differences in CGI vs a Module
<8> caffinated: so what could i do to solve this issue, so php won't run taht way
<3> sageek: and that doesn't change the fact that it's crappy software
<8> lol, agree on that :P
<6> mattmcc: you don't like ND???
<3> sageek: switch to using the php module for apache
<6> ;)
<9> is there any contact form script which will retrive address information from user input and send all the infromation through e-mail to the user?
<10> use the isapi module?
<8> I'm running IIS tho
<8> maybe i'll run apache for my site :P
<0> eighty: Obnoxious, whiny little ****er.
<3> sageek: as far as I know, there is a module for IIS too (though, I could be wrong on this score. I wouldn't touch IIS with your 10' pole, never mind mine.)
<4> what mattmcc said
<10> there is
<6> mattmcc: but he has such a sweet fro dude
<6> :)
<8> rightyo, ill use apache would be better for sure.
<6> well i was a geek/nerd/loser in high school so i can relate :)
<3> sageek: you might also look in to lighttpd
<8> Well i own my own box which run 2 websites, one of them is mine so i can choose my own server.. lighttpd is secured? what his features?
<6> but now i'm a programmer and i have computer hacking skills, so chicks dig me :P
<3> sageek: google for it.
<3> it's entirely possible it won't meet your needs, but it couldn't hurt to look
<0> eighty: It's a safe bet there are a fair number of folks who spent time as high school geeks in the room. But he was still an obnoxious, whiny little ****er.
<8> will do
<4> mattmcc: I'm getting sick and tired of you beating around the bush, just say how you REALLY feel already! =)
<6> i think i was obnoxious... and whiny... and was called a little fuc*er a lot... so yeah, i can relate :)
<6> ok, ok, so what are people using to parse html ;)
<0> The dom extension.
<4> a browser
<6> please forgive me for liking ND
<6> hahaha
<6> :)
<11> current conditions in my city: http://joshstmarie.com/snow-day/
<3> Jymmm: I never beat around the bush. Given the chance, I'd beat the Bush. George deserves it.
<0> libxml2 can also parse HTML. Quite well, in fact.
<6> a browser! why didn't i think of dat?
<4> caffinated s/Bush/Bush's/
<3> Jymmm: I like to stay focused.



<10> Bushes?
<6> libxml2, eh?
<0> eighty: http://php.net/dom (PHP5) or http://php.net/domxml (PHP4)
<4> caffinated: Just let me know place and time, I'm there.
<7> you should use libxml for xhtml conformant pages
<6> thanks mattmcc :)
<3> you bring the shotguns. i'll bring the beer.
<0> No, you can use it for regular HTML pages.
<10> quayle hunting! yay!
<10> quail? /shrug
<0> Either works.
<10> lol quayle.. oops
<6> poor vp :(
<6> reminds me of a scene in wedding crashers
<6> now that's a quality film, eh?? better than ND??
<0> It's difficult not to be better than ND.
<6> haha
<6> :)
<0> But yes, I enjoyed Wedding Crashers, despite it having Owen Wilson in it.
<3> and none of that american beer either. if there was only one things europeans got right, it would definatly be beer.
<3> s/things/thing/
<6> one day you will like ND mattmcc :)
<4> Even BWP was far better than ND
<0> caffinated: Meh. Come to Portland one of these days, we'll fix that opinion of "American" beer.
<6> BWP
<6> ?
<1> ND?
<6> napoleon dynamite
<3> mattmcc: hah, you're on. we have a conference in oregon in a few months.
<0> OSCON?
<1> ahh, i live in idaho - too close to home
<1> i have a buddy from Preston ID
<1> says its exaclty still like that!
<6> beer? you have not had beer till you had full sail ale from cali
<3> mattmcc: it's rumoured that rubyconf is going to oregon .. they seem to think it will be following OOPSLA
<0> Huh. I guess they are coming back.
<3> mattmcc: nothing confirmed though
<0> eighty: I don't know if there are two Full Sail breweries, but the Full Sail I'm aware of is based in Portland.
<12> how can I change spaces to %20 for the url?
<6> oh my god!
<6> you're right!
<13> _NaN_: urlencode()
<7> _NaN_: why not encode all url?
<0> eighty: That's why it's good, you see. That it's available in California is just a coincidence.
<12> thanks joh
<6> wow, full sail ale is really popular in cali... great stuff
<6> in fact i love it... great beer indeed
<0> I've been to their brewery, it's pretty cool.
<6> awesome
<12> SHaWF, I need to $_POST a string
<6> are the people cool? small place i hear
<0> Yeah, very small place.
<6> nice
<14> is it possible to have a (sub)cl*** inside a cl***? (php4)
<4> mattmcc: Yeah, but you probably were WHEELED out of the brewery
<0> Great laid back town up the river from here.
<6> that's great you're so close
<6> i'll have to visit that place soon
<0> Portland has more microbreweries per capita than anywhere in the US.
<7> _NaN_: with get method?
<6> i wanna see a gmap with them all mapped :)
<4> mattmcc: Well, what else ya gonna do, besides cultivate pot.
<14> i suppose that means 'no'? :)
<6> http://us2.php.net/domxml for html? looks like xml is well supported, but html?
<3> mattmcc: rofl, steve is checking to see how far he has to drive to get to portland (he's a beer fanatic)
<15> mmmm
<0> Va, BC?
<15> oreoos
<3> Vancouver Island
<0> Hmm. 6-7 hours?
<3> probably close to 500Km


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