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<0> Gimp_: Neither do I, I'm a ham.
<1> Jymmm: sweet
<2> kamoricks Im sorry but Im not sure what that means. Do I have to edit php.ini somehow?
<1> ;)
<3> PerL_MonK, alright, still a little stuck.. So let's say I have variable $filepath, I'm still confused how to p*** this on correctly
<4> tominator: Nope. You have to either rebuild php with mysql libs. I believe there's also a way to do it without recompiling, but I don't know it, and never had to do it myself - my OS install script did it for me.
<3> brb
<5> Is there any way to make str_replace (or a similar function?) only replace once?
<6> Jymmm i'll do you a favour and just leave, so its one down, 448 left
<0> actually, he wasn't that bad =)
<7> richjkl: you can limit preg_replace() but that's overkill for a static string, simpler to combine strpos() and substr_replace()
<8> hiho
<5> arpad: Does limit in preg_replace start at 1 or 0?
<9> richjkl: Try it
<10> how can i make the browser navigate to anaother page with php (if possible) ?
<11> header could help



<1> lkr: php.net/header
<10> is it something with header('Location: [addr]');
<1> see location:
<10> ic
<10> do i need to send anything after that ?
<9> !+typing english
<12> ##PHP does not allow aolbonics (or leetspeak) such as "u for you, r for are, ic for i see -- etc" and typing like this will result in you being silenced; furthermore, inability to adapt may result in a ban.
<10> "Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."
<10> LOL
<10> oic
<10> kthx
<10> o_O
<9> What's so funny?
<11> but sometimes i face a problem that header already sent
<13> hi
<13> anybody knows a pirctureviewer for browser without mysql?
<9> google does
<13> and where i can copy easy pictures in a DIR
<11> why that happens which works when output_buffer got on
<9> abchirk500: Google knows the answer to that. ##php isn't your personal search engine.
<13> hm i searched but found only gallery2 and coppermine
<0> !+g8
<12> Guideline #8) SQL Q's: #sql, #mysql or #postgresql. Apache Q's: #apache. Linux Q's: Either #yourdistro, #linuxhelp or #linpeople. HTML/CSS/JavaScript Q's: #web. Just because some other channel is 'dead' does NOT mean you can ask here.
<0> !+g10
<12> Guideline #10) We don't support script(s). We help you *write* PHP, not recommend or download and install/hack/modify/adapt/use pre-written scripts
<11> Gimp_, can u help me why that header already sent message appears
<9> abchirk500: And your point it...?
<9> !+u
<12> Surely you mean 'you', not 'u'? The letter 'u' is not a personal pronoun. Talking like this in ##php may get you silenced. For details, /msg php-bot aolbonics
<11> does it has any alternative
<1> gupteshwar: it means you have already outputed something. header needs to be used before any outputs
<0> !+headers
<12> If you are getting error like "Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /path/file.php:1)" it means you've got some output before your header() call or starting a session. *No* output can be sent. that includes whitespace (outside of <?php and ?>) and any (X)HTML. You can also use output buffering
<0> prophile do you realize your nick is one tiny regex away from being pedophile?
<11> i didnt get ...i coded some script on some m/c working when shift other there too but at some place i face such problem with same script
<5> lol
<0> I guess he does.
<14> I have an active state for my links, so by default the "home" link has a red background image. But, since the links to the games are not actually links to real pages (action.php, etc), any idea how could I make it work?
<14> Like some if else statement that looks at the URL and based on that, can choose whether or not to write "cl***="active" to each navigation link?
<11> why does it asks for open/save file when i am trying to access php at firefox
<11> ?
<11> can anyone help me
<14> uh
<14> i think i had a similar problem
<14> did u put it in localhost?
<11> yeah
<14> o
<11> does works now?
<14> ?
<9> !+typing english
<12> ##PHP does not allow aolbonics (or leetspeak) such as "u for you, r for are, ic for i see -- etc" and typing like this will result in you being silenced; furthermore, inability to adapt may result in a ban.
<9> !tell gupteshwar about at
<11> i mean is ur side is working fine?
<9> oh, ffs
<9> anyone else?
<14> stormchaser
<14> do you think you can help me with the problem?
<9> Hi: It's a non-php question. Try #web.
<5> arpad: Thanks for the tip. I just made a str_replace_once function; it works wonderfully.
<5> $find = strpos($subject, $search);



<5> $output = substr_replace($subject, $replace, $find, strlen($search));
<5> return $output;
<9> ...
<14> Stormchaser: how is it a non-php question?
<9> Hi: Simple. Your question is HTML related.
<14> How?
<11> php-bot, i am sorry for using aolbonics
<14> I need PHP to determine whether it writes out cl***="active" or not depending on the URL
<14> and the URL's have variables in them..
<15> Does anyone know if LimitRequestBody should be set in php.conf using php5?
<9> Hi: print_r($_GET
<9> missing a ) there
<0> !+gv
<12> Global Variables - this will show you everything that php sees: <pre><?php print_r($GLOBALS); ?><hr size=5 noshade><?php var_dump($GLOBALS); ?></pre>
<16> what
<0> ok, slightly ***ualy too.
<0> Farhad fix your client please.
<17> what?
<18> hi, any program around to analize the post and gets generated from a form? im trying to make a curl script\
<18> or maybe a login curl sample around?
<9> php.net/curl and google
<18> nothing there about logins
<9> notice the "google" part
<18> 'nothing' there about logins\
<9> the_rock: Well... From my search I found a couple of thousand results about curl login... Care to explain?
<18> please target me to one of those which works, ive already tried all
<9> the_rock: no.
<18> same thing\
<1> the_rock: something tells my mind to doubt that you've tried every single one of the couple of thousand results.
<18> believe me , im in this 4 days googling , all is crap
<9> the_rock: Um... You could always read the manuals carefully, too...
<18> i guess ill pay someone to do it
<19> http://pastebin.com/728855
<19> anyone see an error on line 7
<19> actually line 3, sorry
<9> Fr0zen: *WHAT* error?
<19> Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /homepages/34/d162582622/htdocs/generators/trainjoiner/join.php on line 7
<19> line 7 is line 3 in that payste bin
<19> *paste bin
<9> Fr0zen: What is $train?
<18> anyone want to make a curl login monster.com script for $$$?
<9> !+jobs
<12> no job posting / asking for jobs on ##php (see /msg php-bot g7). You might want to check out: ##php.jobs http://www.geekfinder.com, http://www.monster.com, http://www.rentacoder.com or http://www.getacoder.com, or php.net/links, "Developers and Job Opportunities".
<10> haha pwnt
<10> ohnoes aol speakz!
<19> the_rock, here is the entire script, it should give you a better idea. http://pastebin.com/728856
<18> ##php.jobs sorta empty
<9> the_rock: *blink*
<9> Fr0zen: I'll reask my question... What the hell is $train?
<20> Fr0zen: You've p***ed an invalid argument to foreach(). The only thing you can p*** to foreach() is an array.
<19> ah
<19> how can i fix that?
<9> Fr0zen: Define $train with proper content...
<20> Fr0zen: Simple. P*** an array to foreach().
<19> i will read up on it
<20> Good, ChanServ is back.
<18> ops sorry i closed the window by mistakey :P\
<0> the_rock: No, you were booted. You've been told many time no job offers/talk in here.
<1> hahaha
<0> TML perfect timing... I gave him the reason, you gave him the boot
<21> anyone use phpbbblog?
<0> !+g8
<12> Guideline #8) SQL Q's: #sql, #mysql or #postgresql. Apache Q's: #apache. Linux Q's: Either #yourdistro, #linuxhelp or #linpeople. HTML/CSS/JavaScript Q's: #web. Just because some other channel is 'dead' does NOT mean you can ask here.
<0> !+g10
<12> Guideline #10) We don't support script(s). We help you *write* PHP, not recommend or download and install/hack/modify/adapt/use pre-written scripts
<21> ok no script support =p
<19> ride out homie G !
<22> gah! i have to rewrite someones code that used null on FAILURE!
<23> search for : null / replace with : false/0 ? :p


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