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<0> gregvernon: what?
<1> mattmcc: You know I'm old-skool as it is, but just becasue I dont' use something doens't mean I can't find a purpose for it =)
<0> gabrielone: im talking max queries in a 24 hour period, not max simo connections
<0> a query and a connection are different
<2> NSGN: Okay... I misunderstood
<0> thats alright
<3> GregVernon: Add a conditional encasing your page (hopefully you've done this in an easy manner) that checks whether or not to display or how to display the page.
<4> heh, lemme try to rephrase. I want to dynamically stop people from viewing my website (for repairs & such), whats the best way todo that? Storing that it should be shut down and the reason
<3> ^ same answer.
<5> GregVernon: in your header function/file have a check..
<0> gregvernon: do you have an overall_header or a global header for the site?
<0> if so thats a piece of cake
<3> You can rely on exit.
<5> GregVernon: if exists (siteisdown.php) include siteisdown.php(); die();
<4> myconid: that works :)
<0> yeah, just toggle a function that says "we're closed" then exits



<2> Artnez_: Did you get a chance to look at the pages I posted.....
<6> I am p***ing the name of an array to a function: e.g function_call(array_name) and I want to use the array name to call it's values, e.g. in the function: $array[0][1]; remember $array contains the NAMe of the array I wish to call. Any ideas about how to call it properly, as it doesn't seem to work for me;
<6> echo $array[0][1];
<6> wq
<7> gary_: Using vim? :)
<0> ok, so for the final cheese, it is not really recomended that i learn OOP in PHP? i develop fairly complex sites...but just havent seen the need so far. am i missing out on something?
<2> HEHE
<7> NSGN: Knowledge never hurts... Unless of course you're a spy...
<8> i need help moving move_uploaded_file($_FILES['photos']['tmp_name'], "../photos/"$_FILES['photos']['name'])). and the $_FILES['photos'] are in a array
<6> lol Stormchaser yep :D
<6> keep doing it in web browser too
<2> NSGN: Can you look at the pages I posted earlier and tell me why the function that I have to set the cookie is not writing it to the drive?
<6> I've ended a fair few emails with: :wq
<0> gabrielone: link me
<0> gabrielone: i'll give it a quick look
<7> gary_: o.O
<2> I posted the included page at http://pastebin.ca/42679 and the login page is http://pastebin.ca/42680.....
<2> NSGN: Thanks.... I appreciate it
<7> Weee! Pwetty light! :)
<7> no, I need some food
<9> same diff
<2> Well eat....
<10> I need food aswell
<10> heh
<11> doh, not possible it seems
<0> gabrielone: haha, wow. you wrote a cl*** for setting the cookie :-P
<2> NSGN: Yea I know.... Don't laugh too had... I am just trying to do this thing right....
<0> no, i'm kinda impressed. i'm attempting to learn the concept of cl***es/objects at the moment. currently i just do a function to set a cookie
<0> which works fine
<12> NSGN, youll get it soon dont worry:D
<2> NSGN: I have never done them before and they are killin me....
<11> cl***es?
<0> yeah, its a bit crazy to suddenly have your code popping out into different objects
<2> yea
<2> NSGN: It is more than crazy... Keeping all the static and private object straight can get a little hairy
<9> NSGN: a cl*** to set a cookie is overkill, until you want to do somehting like extend that cl*** so it also encryts the cookie before setting it dependant on what extentions are enabled on the certain server
<11> well, when first starting, i'd ignore that part :p
<0> gabrielone: at the moment i cant spot your error...but i didnt have a long time to search
<9> but stil have the option of just setting a plain cookie
<11> and make a few objects that interact
<2> NSGN: Okay....
<13> A cl*** for setting a cookie is PRECISELY the reason why I hate OOP
<0> gabrielone: sorry
<8> my Array contains Array([13] => [14] => [15] => [16] => [17] => [18] => [19] => [20] => [21] => [22] => [23] => [24] =>) and i'm trying to figure out what those keys are so i can unset them, how can i do that
<0> honestly, i just have a hard time seeing the usefulness of objects in PHP
<9> AfroTurf: that's the print_r?
<2> NSGN: No problem.... I have just jumped into this and having to learn this as I go is al little tough, but I think it will work out
<0> seems custom functions are enough?
<8> ||cw: yes
<11> NSGN: go check out a complex web app
<13> AfroTurf: You want all the keys which have empty values? Or just all the keys in the array?
<9> AfroTurf: looks like those are the keys, and there are no values
<8> ||cw: all the keys that have empty values
<13> AfroTurf: 'cause if you want to unset all the keys, you can just reinitialize the array
<0> well, outside of using cl***es to sort your custom functions i mean
<14> farewell cruel channel
<0> later
<2> oaky?!?



<15> how do you check if a variable p***ed was an array or not?
<8> i'm using a function thats in the manual but it only clears upto 12
<9> AfroTurf: use foraach() with $key=>$val option and empty() and unset()
<11> SimAtWork: is_array
<7> Farewell to you too!
<13> $empty_keys = array_keys($array, '', false);
<15> FzZzT: woot. thanks.
<13> Or, more in line with your need: foreach(array_keys($array, '', false) as $key) unset($array[$key]);
<8> Pollita: ok i'll try that
<2> Well all I appreciate the ***istance and input... I have to run but I will return
<11> gabrielone: whats the problem with the code you pasted?
<1> Chola Pollita
<1> Chica Pollita
<1> Hey, I like that one!
<0> what the heck?! ok...now i feel stupid. i had never heard of being able to do this
<0> <?=$variable?>
<11> uh
<7> NSGN: one word: Ew.
<0> instead of this: <?php echo $variable; ?>
<1> NSGN <?= is short tags, avoid them
<9> NSGN: only with short open tags, don't bother cause it's not portable
<0> haha, ok
<0> i had just never known it was possible
<9> yeah
<11> it isnt, shhh
<0> what are they for even?
<11> what are what for
<9> you can even do <% phpinfo(); %>
<1> NSGN same reason @ it, some sick developer joke.
<13> NSGN: It's possible, just not a good idea.
<0> what is the point, if there are portability issues?
<16> I have three vars $test1, $test12, $test123, how do I get them all to print? example: $test%2%, where I want the % to be wild but not just one char, what do I need to enter in to do this?
<9> NSGN: "it's just for my use, i won't need to take it elsewhere"
<13> NSGN: Because PHP's been evolving for a long time now. What's the point of your appendix?
<0> so that is old
<0> alright
<5> BrutusUnix: echo $$name; where $name is set to 'test1', 'test2', 'test3'
<1> Pollita you watched HOUSE last night, didn't you?
<9> i don't have an appendix
<8> Pollita: ok i tryed putting that into a function. and it tells me to eat **** :)
<16> ok
<17> BrutusUnix: Sounds like you might want an array.
<13> trIed
<13> ENGLISH!!!!
<5> foreach(Array('test1','test2','test3') as $test){ echo $$test; }
<8> ya sorry tried
<13> ****ing "tryed" drives me ape****
<0> ...
<11> isn't it ape ****
<8> ^)^
<9> myconid: dear $diety why?
<7> It's a nose with wings!
<13> Afro: Now then, I'm not sure when extension generates: PHP Notice: Eat **** in /home/user/test.php line 12
<11> not that either way makes much sense
<13> Is that the actual error you got?
<8> lol pollita: no
<0> that would be amazing
<0> :-D
<13> NSGN: There are a few....less than formal.... error messages, you you have to royally foul things up to trigger them
<9> Pollita: so now when are you going to make a "rude errors" extension
<13> Things like "Where the hell did my pointer go?"
<1> Pollita: http://www.sciam.com/askexpert_question.cfm?articleID=000CAE56-7201-1C71-9EB7809EC588F2D7&catID=3
<0> pollita: *is curious now*
<13> ****....meeting
<18> how can i retern a variable stored in a cookie?
<13> ((where we discuss scatological issues of the day))
<5> hwo do i remove a newline from a string, and return a non FALSE value if it was removed
<11> heh wow
<1> Chica Pollita : ew!
<16> mattmcc hit is an array for($i == 1; $i <=5; $i++){ print $array['test' .(wildcard) $i (wildcard)]; } $array['test1'], $array['test12'], $array['test123'], I want them all to print, just don't know the wild card
<7> myconid: str_replace and str_pos


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