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<0> not me
<0> Angel-SL fine
<1> thanks
<2> re
<0> Angel-SL Yes it was me ya goober =)
<0> STOP!
<0> Angel-SL WTF?!
<3> homoerotic ? plz share.
<4> Jymmm: ok I will take your word for it (the no go part)... thats what I wanted... I wanted to use local php pages without having to go to localhost/url (which is what I ***ume I will have to do using apache)
<1> Yeah I stopped
<1> Why'd you do that?
<0> spundun I told you the VERY FIRST TIME! Just becasue you didnt like the answer, doesn't mean you can ask over and over till the answer changes
<5> is there a function for removing the first element [0] of an array and move all above elements back one index
<0> Angel-SL becasue it's Friday
<6> spundun: please stop repeating yourself. we got what you want a long time ago and you got what we think about it a long time ago.
<1> Friday?



<1> Wierd
<1> your timezone is really funny
<0> spundun now just move on.
<4> Jymmm: you gave me a yes/no answer... (and yes I didnt like that it was no) I wanted an explanation.... I guess I will stop now
<0> spundun I guarntee I'll get the last word
<1> Its time for snackie time - BRB
<1> IMO
<1> spundun
<1> No.
<7> holy ****
<7> i completely forgot about an affiliate commission account on one of my websites
<7> and its been accumulating money for the last three months
<7> god damn this feels good
<0> firefly_: Unless you are going to 'share the wealth' with us all, Shut da hell up! =)
<7> well see, it wouldn't do any of us much good split 416 ways
<6> then split it amongst those active in the last hour. me calls dibs :p
<8> there
<7> you wish, bro
<8> that's a good idea.
<7> :p
<0> firefly_: Just split it between all those still here sixty seconds from now....
<8> Well at any rate congradulations.
<9> i believe i said 'lol' once this hour :)
<8> It's you're money.
<7> and here i was thinking this website wouldn't even pay its hosting bill for a few more months
<7> hehe
<8> The thing is we don't even know 'how much'
<8> it was.
<7> $50
<8> Keep it.
<7> hehe
<9> yeah, sounds like you'll need it
<9> :-D
<0> that's not even beer money.... nm
<8> Don't get me wrong ... I'll take $50 but between 5 or 6 people ...
<7> yeahhh but a $50 in my pocket i didnt know i had still feels good
<8> It's a waste.
<6> yeah
<9> sure does
<0> firefly_ Now you can afford that $2 crack whore you've always wanted.
<7> 25 of them at once!
<8> eww ...
<9> lol
<8> What the hell can you get for $2
<3> or spend $3 and get one with teeth
<9> :-D
<8> **** even a pack of smokes costs $4
<7> a pack of smokes shouldn't cost you $4
<8> It does here.
<7> you live in MA or something?
<0> the-erm I'll sell you 6" of 40ga NiChrome for $2
<8> Wyoming.
<7> ah
<8> What exactly is 40ga niChrome ?
<0> the-erm hell, I'll even make it 18"
<0> NiChrome wire
<7> i usually smoke cloves, $5 but a pack of cigarettes can be less than three
<8> It's been 31 days since I quit smoking.
<0> the-erm Nickel Chromium wire... working temp is 1800 deg F,, melting point is 2200 deg F
<7> congratulations back at you then, erm!



<8> I'm having a harder time with it than I did at day 3.
<7> yeah, it sounds tough.
<7> i enjoy it too much to quit yet
<8> It's not that I enjoy smoking.
<0> the-erm you know those electric coils that get hot?
<8> It's just part of the ritual.
<7> yeah
<8> nope Jymmm
<0> the-erm like a toaster or electric stove?
<3> the-erm: just make sure you dont get hooked onto something else
<8> Like what tic tacks?
<3> the-erm: chocolate
<3> the-erm: or just sugar in general
<7> cocaine.
<0> the-erm you into pyrotechnics at all?
<8> nope
<8> I would start smoking before I got hooked on cocaine
<0> the-erm: Well you could use it to make electric ignighters as used in explosives or rocketry
<10> Is there any way to detect if the back button has been used? (server side)
<0> the-erm but most use it to make hot wire foam cutters.
<0> Smegzor like after a submit?
<10> yes
<0> Smegzor indirectly
<7> you could check the referrer and see if the user is coming from the page that is supposed to be "next"
<10> I have a page which builds a pdf without redirecting and when they use the back button, it gets a little confused about what year it is displaying.
<11> where can i find all the configuration option for the php .. the ./configure --help does not list the pdf and other stuff
<10> I know. I'll set a session var as a state flag
<8> Smegzor: You might want to use some sort of header like force-download
<8> then again ...
<0> Smegzor http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/archive/index.php/t-10100564.html
<12> mmm boxage http://code.joshstmarie.com/blue-box/blue-box.html
<0> Smegzor dont rely upon JS FYI
<10> thanks but thats no use to me (no redirects). A session var will work.
<13> ***uming that all these objects are integers (they are all >0 6 digit integers if that counts) - can someone explain to me why this equals up to 0 - $thread_buffers = (int) ($read_rnd_buffer_size->Value + $sort_buffer->Value + $myisam_sort_buffer->Value + $read_buffer->Value + $join_buffer->Value);
<11> could somebody help me i mean i compile php with --with-pdf but its compile fine but when i type configure --help i am not seeing pdf
<14> Can I open an .mdb file in PHP?
<7> ew access.
<7> dont talk to me.
<14> Heh, its not mine.
<7> well, i've never tried. but i'm 99% sure you can't, it being a microsoft file
<14> :p
<15> You can open any ODBC source that is correctly setup.
<6> load it in ODBC and use the odbc handlers
<15> So if you can manage to setup your Access file as an ODBC source, yes.
<7> i believe there are tools to convert mdb to other file formats that might play nicer
<7> maybe even within access, i dont know.
<7> good luck, i'm going to bed
<15> xerophyte: Which version of PHP?
<11> TML its php 5.1.2
<11> TML i mean its compile file if i put --with-pdf but in the configure --help i dont see the pdf or other options bz and stuff
<16> I have severals sql functions and I would like to create two modes : debug, and normal which would be easily switchable. (I'm scared of parsing each function and adding a '@' for each one.. :/ )
<15> xerophyte: php.net/pdf says: Note: This extension has been moved to PECL as of PHP 4.3.9.
<11> PECL ???
<15> xerophyte: Please read php.net/pdf, it explains.
<11> sure thx
<17> Just have a quick question...
<17> For some reason my forms aren't transfering ints to the PHP doc.
<17> Do I need to convert the values into INTs some way?
<15> EDarkness: Everything that comes in as part of an HTTP request is brought in as a string. In most cases, you don't need to care about type in PHP. Treat it as an int and it will behave as though it were one.
<17> Yeah.
<17> The thing is, when I try to input the value into the DB, it says it's not an INT.
<17> So I did a simple print of each variable when it comes into the form and they're all "".
<17> Hmmm...just thought of something.
<18> hi all!
<18> What is the likelyness of an application that was written with PHP4 breaking when you upgrade the server to PHP5?
<17> In PHP, if I want to say if (X=Y) does it have to have (==) instead of =?
<19> = ***ign value; == conditional check
<17> Ah. That's it.
<17> I didn't think it was like C/C++.
<15> EDarkness: PHP is *very much* like C
<17> <nod> I'm learning. :)
<17> That helps me a lot. :D
<15> rapha: Pretty high.
<19> EDarkness, Start from http://php.net/tutorial


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