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<0> kuja: bah, I think Mojavi pulled off at least the VC pretty good
<1> Can anyone point me in the right direction of setting up a multipart (htmnl+text) e-mail? ANything I try ends up not working :(
<2> kuja, how can u say php ****s?
<3> php-bot: tell mareks about u
<2> **** you kuja
<4> i can include engine/layout/head.php from engine/common.php with include("layout/head.php"); but i have to include("engine/config.php") in head.php to get the config.php 1 level up
<0> !tell mareks about u
<3> mareks: Because I've used it for 3 years enough to know wtf I'm talking about.
<0> stupid php-bot
<3> It's my opinion, and if you don't like it, deal with it.
<0> Seriously. Don't use 'u'. It'll get you banned.
<2> no, then get outta the #php channel if you dont like it.
<4> hey, have you noticed, im not th one causing trouble for once :)
<5> wow php 6.0 is already ouy
<4> mareks: its the rules of the channel
<5> im still using 4.4.0



<4> thegh0st: no it isnt
<0> PHP 6 isn't out...
<4> its still in development
<5> its out beta..
<0> What?
<5> its a development release, correct?
<4> no
<4> no releases
<3> Bizzeh: Yeah, 6.0 is out.
<5> it says right in the topic
<6> I'm trying to run a ruby program called flvtool2, when I run it via p***thru("flvtool2") it works, but when i run it through a pipe : p***thru("ffmpeg -i /home/blog/test.mov -acodec mp3 -ar 22050 -ab 32 -f flv -r 15 -b 128 -s 320x240 -f flv - | flvtool2 -U stdin /home/blog/test.mov.flv") I get this error : /usr/bin/env: ruby: No such file or directory
<3> PHP6 has been out for a while now.
<5> Unstable: 6.0.0
<5> -dev
<0> thegh0st: That's a pure development tree
<0> No releases have been made
<5> meh
<0> not even alpha or beta
<0> http://snaps.php.net/
<5> anyways, is there anything wrong with still using 4.4.0?
<4> its not OUT the repository that is being worked on is publicly accessable
<3> thegh0st: No, actually, it's a good idea.
<0> No, PHP4 ****s
<0> Use PHP5
<4> 6.0.0 hasnt been released through
<5> no PHP5 ****s
<4> though
<0> ...
<4> php5 doesnt ****
<5> PHP5 is for Windows servers
<3> lol
<5> well
<5> php4 is better
<0> You guys are all idiots
<3> This channel is becoming, ugh.
<4> thegh0st: where you get that from?
<5> and windows servers ****
<3> nforbes: Feel it?
<6> people at #rubyonrails tell me it might be because ruby is not in php's PATH, where can I put it?
<0> Yeah
<0> I'm going to EFnet
<0> **** you guys
<4> thegh0st: where you get that from too?
<5> he said a bad word
<7> thegh0st: how is PHP5 worse than PHP4, and how is it for windows servers?
<3> At least he's smart.
<4> windows servers do not ****
<5> i ono
<5> Blizzeh: omg, yea they do
<5> linux servers are wayyyy better
<4> three is no l in my name
<3> thegh0st: PHP5 is, PHP4 on steroids. If PHP gets any better at all, it's because of PHP5.
<4> thegh0st: tell me why/
<4> ?
<5> (Bizzeh): lol
<4> come on
<4> i bet i can kill anything you have to say
<5> (Bizzeh): I can hack it easily, linux is alot more stable/secure
<3> AcidReign: Thanks by the way, missed that.
<4> thegh0st: hack this machine now



<4> in runing win2k3
<4> please feel free
<5> (Bizzeh): are you running a server?
<5> do you have ports open?
<7> IIS is a joke, and so are windows file permissions
<3> thegh0st, Bizzeh: "crack", not "hack", kthx?!
<3> :P
<4> standard 2k3 enterprize
<4> nothing changed after install
<5> (kuja): whatever lol
<4> so
<7> that said, you can set up a decent web server using windows and apache
<4> come on
<5> IIS is a POS
<4> IIS is a pos
<4> thats why i use apache 2
<3> thegh0st: No seriously, it will make you look bad.
<5> well okay sorry, windows servers can be good
<5> IIS is crack
<5> *crap
<7> indeed
<3> If I were you guys, I'd drop this discussion.
<5> I stand corrected ^.^
<7> PHP5 is good though
<8> how can i import a string made with var_export() ?
<9> Bizzeh, thegh0st, Enough.
<8> import/parse
<5> lol
<4> windows servers with ntfs have file access times trillions of billions of times faster than any linux equiv fs
<4> ok
<4> ill pm it
<8> trillions of billions of times?
<7> trillions of billions, huh?
<8> wow
<8> that's pretty fast.
<5> lol
<8> he definately knows hwat he's talking about, with facts like those.
<8> anyways
<5> trillion os nano seconds
<9> nphase: as well as false. But whatever
<5> *of
<7> yeah... and i just watching my grandma win the NY marathon
<7> in a wheelchair
<8> lol
<5> lawl
<8> anyone know how to parse var_export results?
<9> nphase: it should be executable... so, eval()
<9> nphase: atleast, that's what the manual says
<8> eval($string) ?
<8> k
<9> iirc
<10> var_export is awesomeness.
<8> oh dang
<8> yesss
<8> eval('\$x = '.$loga['old'].';');
<8> er '$
<3> nphase: For something as simple as that, you shouldn't need eval()
<8> kuja: what would you like me to do instead?
<3> Where does the variable name come from?
<3> $x?
<8> $x?
<8> what do you mean
<8> i just made it up
<3> Well, you're trying to ***ign variables from eval, right?
<11> suggestion please, how do i validate date-string
<8> yup
<8> $loga['old
<8> ']
<8> is a var_export dump
<3> nphase: So where's the variable name come from?
<8> kuja: i just made it up..
<12> Ox41464b use strtotime() and then chkdate()
<3> Oh, you're trying to eval() var_export()?
<8> yes.


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