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<0> so thats what the first set is... ' '
<0> the space
<0> cool
<0> thanks
<1> sulian: touch is a *nix/bsd command you won't find it on windows
<1> http://www.codeproject.com/tools/touch_win.asp here's a version for windows however
<2> anyway... a REAL problem: until today TOUCH on Windows worked fine (setting modification dates to existing fiels) -- today it suddenly stopped working, but it returns TRUE as if it succeded :S
<2> hutchh: thanks for the tip, but it worked before today
<1> proper write access and ownership?
<3> hutchh: I think he means the touch() function, not the command
<1> yeah that occured to me..... after the fact *doh*
<2> hutchh: yup... apache can write, delete
<2> of course I mean the function, dummy :)
<4> hi. i need help
<2> now... the strangest thing... it modifies *access* date to the correct date i'm trying to set, but not modification date
<4> i was installed postgressqp. and now... said me that my version of php dont suport this BDS



<4> i was installed postgressqp. and now... said me that my version of php dont suport this BD
<2> ...AND it returns true
<5> echo_una_mierda: I ***ume you mean PostgreSQL and DB?
<2> echo_una_mierda: don't flood please
<3> Sulien: it'll only return false if there was some kind of error, like no permossion
<3> permission*
<4> Chaosii ye
<2> AcidReign: permissions are fine
<2> AcidReign: so its possible for it to silently fail?
<3> aside from that, windows behaves differently, you'll have to check the manual page, and the user notes
<3> it's unlikely
<2> AcidReign: checked... php manual is my bibile
<2> bible*
<3> Sulien: unless you're telling it to be silent
<5> echo_una_mierda: You'll need the pgsql extension.
<3> Sulien: put error_reporting(E_ALL) above it
<2> the @ operator? not
<2> i have E_ALL with STRICT too
<4> i have it
<3> well I dont have any other suggestions
<4> extension=php_pgsql.dll
<2> AcidReign: thanks anyway... it's the damn Windows for sure
<2> it's not a production box thank god :)
<6> awfully quiet in here
<7> Jymmm, It's not quiet. You just aren't intelligent enough to see the conversation
<8> It's on a higher level.
<6> Touqen: You mean I'm not stupid enough to see a conversation.
<0> hmmm now how about a script that will run on my server, check my pop email account, and parse everything into HTML including attached images?
<0> perhaps?
<6> Touqen: See what I mean?
<8> mindamp: Yes, what about such a hypothetical script?
<9> okay. How the hell do you make PHP stop putting a damn <input type="hidden" name="PHPSESSID"> tag directly inside each <form> tag on a document? I looked in the manual, and it says to alter the url_rewriter.tags in the .ini and use a <fieldset> around form fields. But I don't want to use a <fieldset>
<10> ...?
<11> ??
<1> ???
<10> The-Librarian
<10> may I suggest notepad?
<6> The-Librarian: Gawd you're a whiner!
<7> The-Librarian, don't use sessions...
<7> Or disable transient sessions
<12> I've never had a prob;lem with that
<7> liat, It has a tendency to break validation
<7> But it doesn't not work.
<13> hey friends, does any body know how to band an OUT parameter to an SQL statement that runs a stored procedure. normally i run it like CALL myproc(@r,3);
<13> how can i bind_param this @r
<14> Hey! Is there any way to loop a script infinite?
<9> mustafa: To quote some of the advice I've received in this channel, "Use notepad", "Gawd you're a whiner", and "Don't use sessions"
<15> CopyNinja: while(1 == 1) but that's a very VERY bad idea
<6> CopyNinja yes
<16> CopyNinja: Sure. But a better question is "why do you want to?"
<17> hi guys
<13> The-Librarian: what does it mean
<18> if you are trying to do an infinite loop you are most likely doing something very wrong.
<14> thanks... well I want the script to go over and over and over and over again =)
<7> CopyNinja, while(1) { ... }
<19> while (true) {} should work
<18> CopyNinja: then write the script to run once and use shell scripting to get it to repeat.
<6> CopyNinja just toss everything in a while loop, also be sure to change the timeout value
<17> which option is the necesary on the configure file to get ctype_alpha in PHP ?
<17> --with-math ?



<20> can i have more than one directory set for safe_mode_exec_dir ?
<14> while (1 == 1) worked fine! Thanks =)
<7> ...
<18> CopyNinja: you do realize that you're going to max out the resources on your server, right?
<3> uh
<14> I added a usleep(2000000); inside the while-loop...
<21> hehe
<3> CopyNinja: why are you doing an infinite loop?
<6> CopyNinja Actually.... you should make that a value you can check for in the loop JUST in case you really do want to break out of it.
<14> yeah but don't worry... the server can handle it ;)
<21> haha
<18> CopyNinja: i'm glad to see you have a server with infinite resources
<3> CopyNinja: why not just sleep(2) or sleep(20)?
<16> Never fear bad design when you can just throw more hardware at it...
<13> can someone help me about how can i bound an OUT parameter into a SQL statement that calls a stored procedure?
<14> it collects information on what people search for on Hitta.se
<3> whatever number of seconds that translate into
<18> CopyNinja: seriously, i would write the script to execute once (no loop) and use your shell to repeatedly execute it.
<22> mustafa: that would be specific to your API
<18> CopyNinja: at least that way resources used by PHP can be freed between cycles.
<13> i use php for running mysql
<18> mustafa: ? php doesn't "run" mysql
<1> how can I extract just the filename from $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] ?
<22> mustafa: so the mysqli api?
<13> yes, sorry for that
<18> hutchh: eliminate everything before the final '/' character
<8> !tell hutchh about func basename
<22> hutchh: basename()
<13> mysqli ..
<22> mustafa: no examples in the docs?
<13> i tried a bind_param
<18> is that a new function or am i just stupid?
<3> ||cw: that'll give hte querystring too...
<8> b1n0ry: It's not new... :)
<18> that narrows down the options then
<22> AcidReign: it's a start :)
<3> hutchh: use REQUEST_FILENAME instead
<14> b1n0ry: yeah that can be an option... ill try this for a while and see what happends...
<3> iirc
<13> ||cw: i didnt find any
<18> CopyNinja: don't be surprised if nothing else can run on your server while you're running it
<22> hm, i have this looming feeling that there's soemthing important I'm supposed to be doing
<3> ||cw: work maybe?
<23> so i just saw this http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/20/linux_worm/ about a vunerability in php's xml-rpc but it says version 1.1 is that of the extension or of php itself? (ex: should i worry about upgrading this or not)
<3> hutchh: there is also parse_url()
<10> ||cw you mean like monitoring the airspace for tactical nukes? :S
<22> AcidReign: probably related to work, really good change of that actualy
<22> chance^
<22> luu: na, my linux based fembots handle that for me
<10> oh, nice one
<24> lol
<18> i have windows based cowboy robots and i make romantic movies of them so that i get awards from liberal idiots
<20> how can i have more than one directory set for safe_mode_exec_dir ?
<18> i don't know about you guys, but i'm investing in the commode-ity market for this now while it's still warm! http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/02/17/tiger.poo.reut/index.html
<25> hi, i know that it is the sipliest question but i can't find it on google, can you tell me please if i have GET array $page="home" and i wan't reload page with new $page in url how i can remove old contest in my page
<25> i have include_once on index.php
<6> ktos: You have your script generate the appriote content based upon that variable
<6> b1n0ry: I'm only an ***hole 99.999% of the time
<11> hehe
<12> Jymmm: thats the 5-9 uptime rule
<18> Jymmm so what are you the other 0.001%?
<11> asleep
<23> bored
<6> b1n0ry: Not givign you ****.
<6> or what BarnacleBob said.
<18> i'd rather deal with an ***hole than a constipated ***hole
<6> where are my damn earplugs!
<13> i looked all the documentation. there is no enry about
<18> i think we all need to make some really politically incorrect cartoons and start mailing them to random people overseas just to see what happens.
<6> b1n0ry sounds liek a waste of time.
<18> ...and we thought beavis and butthead or south park was controversial...don't think either of those started civil wars.
<18> sawdust?


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