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<0> pyre|cipher: get some sleep then code?
<1> pyre|cipher: go to sleep
<2> no, you have an unclosed quotes
<3> thx
<2> that means that everthing else is highlighted red, because it's in a string
<1> liat: what highlighter does it use? It looks very similar to kwrite to me
<2> GeSHi
<2> I wanted to keep most of the screen space for the code
<4> why not use hightlight_string()
<1> ah yes indeed I have, but in the html-part
<2> and less for the navigation/design
<4> :D
<2> xshad: That doesn't highlight 30+ languages
<1> so maybe you shuld ignore qoutes in html parts (outside tags)
<5> indeed i should, but deadlines
<2> http://platinum.nocdirect.com/~jdottrua/truPaste/index.php?act=post



<0> honestly, im bored of working... im gonna go home. Love being my own boss.
<0> cya guys
<2> xshad: look at all the languages!
<1> hahaha bye UltimateB|
<2> UltimateB|, later
<1> later peeps
<4> liat i see now :)
<2> I am wired, I'm still recovering from a 18 hour CS:C lan party
<2> It was my first lan party ever, I loved it
<6> man, I loved lan parties
<7> nerd!
<6> wow, lanparty.com is still there
<2> *yay*
<2> Yeah, but it was kindof weird though, because I went to the eye doctor the other day, and found out that I have 20/60 vision, so I have gl***es that distort the screen
<8> Anyone here have experience setting up Zend platform?
<2> no[e
<7> firefly is awesome that is all
<7> oops wrong channel
<8> firefly is ok.
<8> Too foxified imo.
<7> !!!
<3> ciao
<9> i think it's more weaselated
<8> also the way there isn't any sound when it shows the spaceships is unbeleivable. We all know from countless episodes of star trek that spaceships make a wooshing sound when they fly by in space. And when they blow up you can hear the explosion.
<10> "PHP: The language of pre-pubescent teens everywhere!"
<9> Summer Glau was awesome in the movie
<2> imphasing, **** off
<11> Well, this is a morning for high dialog, to be sure.
<2> yeah
<11> All that's missing is a joke about somebody's mother.
<9> your mom
<8> So none of you have any experience with zend platform? Is there a zend channel anywhere?
<10> liat: You're a pre-pubescent teen, aren't you?
<9> Dead-Bum too rich for my blood
<12> your momma's so tupid that when I told her I was learning php she said "great! you can be my dealer!"
<8> b1n0ry: Yea, I know the feeling.
<8> finding support for anything comercial on freenode is impossible.
<2> imphasing, no, PHP is commonly used in professional environments
<9> zend studio is like a fine wine... incredibly expensive and doesn't get you drunk any faster or more efficiently than a 4 dollar bottle of alice springs.
<13> hmm, time to go out and install my new intake and vortex generator
<2> it's more effective, efficient, and easier to learn than Java or Perl
<12> liat: don't feed the trolls please :D
<2> ||cw: :<
<8> zend platform increases server performance. That's all I care about.
<12> trolling the trolls is more fun
<9> troll
<8> trolling, heh
<9> what bridge did you come out from under?
<8> bantown, now there's real trolling.
<2> the ##php troll
<9> if it looks like a troll and it smells like a troll, it's probably a troll
<9> ...either that or mattmcc's mom
<11> b1n0ry: The Akashi-Kaikyo bridge, if you must know.
<9> heh, big bridge
<2> b1n0ry: w00t
<9> when i build a bridge across the pacific, people will think that the Akashi bridge is nothing more than a puddle spanner.
<9> esp. considering my choice of building materials



<9> ...toothpicks and popscicle sticks
<11> Inflatable rafts?
<9> and elmer's glue
<6> pudding
<11> That's one hell of a science cl*** project.
<6> mattmcc - Richard Dean Anderson is the teacher
<2> lol
<14> b1n0ry: I read your comment on Zend Studio (comparing it to expensive wine) What do you use instead?
<9> "ok, students, your next lab is to build a bridge out of popscicle sticks and toothpicks. it must be able to hold a million metric tonnes and span the distance between California and Maui"
<2> the stargate and macgyuver RDA?
<15> Hiya gurus. I'm attempting to make a data tree based off entries in my DB similiar to this: http://www.game.org/heirarchy.html
<15> Has anyone run across something which can traverse a binary tree and create this type of format output?
<9> AaronCampbell i use a WAMP development station running Chami HTML-Kit with a bunch of PHP plug-ins. I roll out to a staging environment on my production LAMP server for performance and operational testing.
<14> b1n0ry: I was just wondering, because I currently use zend for 1 major reason. Code completion even for user-defined functions that are in an included file
<15> good topic. I've been piddling with development environments. Since the beginning of my project site - I've used just streight pico in multiple gnome-terminal tabs. It'd be nice to find a GUI development framework frontend that allows for 'sync' publishing and simple interface
<14> I haven't found anything else that understands that variables and functions can be in an included file...
<9> AaronCampbell you might be right, but i guess since i haven't used it i haven't been 'spoiled' by that feature ;)
<8> honestly for a business the price return on speeding up php server-side is more than compensorate for the license for zend platform.
<14> Kyndig: I actually like Quanta...except for the fact that it has problems with the included file bit
<15> AaronCampbell - I use quanta when travelling for some quick documentation lookups. I havn't tested its usability out yet. I'll do so - thanks.
<9> alright, i think it's lunch time. bbiab.
<14> quanta actaully has something I wish zend had...you can make up your own new "tags" and set them to shortcut keys. I use { as an open tag, and } as a close tag...then set them to ctrl+b...I use it to put a chunk of code into a conditional...
<15> so hot-keys for repetitive code, nod. nice
<12> php-eclipse actualy does a really good job of it, but it's way bloated
<14> ||cw: I used to worry about bloat...but now, my main machine has 2G ram, and 1TB+ storage...even my laptop has 2G ram, and 100+G storage...so I figure as long as it's nice, I don't care if it's bloated
<14> ||cw: I'll check out php-eclipse (have to admit, I don't think I ever tried that one)
<12> it's also near imposiable to make it go on a 64bit install
<15> welp, google turned up some interesting tidbits for php binary tree display, so gonna go back to the drawing board.
<14> ||cw: bummer...my laptop is 64 bit :|
<12> AaronCampbell: maybe in a full chroot
<16> hello
<12> i think i did make it go that way, but never got the quick "dochroot" trick to work
<16> i wanted to use the php mail functions... do they really require a MTA such as sendmail?
<12> yes
<16> :/
<11> On *nix, yes. It's a long standing expectation that *nix servers have an MTA.
<16> i've been searching for php cl***es that could do that... there seems to be tons of those... any recommendation?
<16> i started coding my own, but SSL support is far more complex that i wanted it to get...
<17> fernandotcl: i like PEAR::Mail()
<11> Is the MTA on your server broken? :P
<16> mattmcc: heh
<16> b1n0ry[Away]: thanks, i'll take a look at it
<18> Can php code be in .css file for detecting clients, for instance?
<11> Mitja: Sure, bearing in mind that client detection is far from foolproof.
<19> Mitja: You can juse use a PHP file that generates the CSS file. Be sure to use header("Content-type: text/css"); at the beginning.
<19> <link href="style.php" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
<19> But generally, the best thing is to use one stylesheet for standards-compliant browsers and then use IE conditional comments to make an IE-specific (and probably version-specific) stylesheet
<20> i am having trouble getting PHP & gd library to cooperate with jpg
<18> I have rendering/margin problems with IE
<21> Mitja: #web
<18> Nanobot: the last solution would also involve client detection, right?
<20> i compiled php with --with-gd --with-jpeg-dir=/usr/local and it doesn't work
<19> Matja: Internet Explorer would certainly be the only browser that gets the IE-specific stylesheet
<19> And it wouldn't require PHP
<18> Nanobot: but php is server-generated, so it doesn't have to rely on the client
<11> Mitja: Of course you do; the only way to 'detect' a client from the server is to rely on the honesty of the client's User Agent string, or other information the client provides.
<18> mattmcc: true
<18> I was thinking more like javascript holding the variables for the margins.
<22> if i -dont- define __destructor() in a child cl***, is the parent's called implicitly? the documentation isnt clear on that point
<23> Akuma: it should be
<23> Akuma: just like the parent constructor is called if not overriden
<23> or any other method
<22> good then .. thanks
<24> hi
<24> can anyone recommend some phpprogram that does thumbnailing etc ? for display on webpage
<20> soppman, gd library can create images
<25> hi! can i p*** + or - via URL?
<26> \+ \-
<25> escape? hm... never seen it
<22> AcidReign: it does call it implicitly, i just tested it ... but it calls it twice though
<23> Akuma: that's not right
<22> i'd paste the code in pastebin but i cant access the site
<23> Akuma: unless you have two objects being destroyed
<23> Akuma: make sure you're not dealing with two instances first, then file a bug report, because that shouldn't be called twice


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