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<0> i just HATE HATE HATE normal keyboards, and add even more hates on that for laptop keybaords
<1> !+fgi
<2> http://tinyurl.com/3amw4
<1> ^-- nmatrix9
<3> is there a quick way to simply check if 2 arrays(that contain arrays) all have the same number of elements, as well as their subarrays..?
<4> haha funny
<1> nmatrix9: Actually, it's sad. WTH are you asking that in PROGRAMMING channel?!?
<0> haha
<5> !+fgt
<0> brb
<5> rjokei, do a recursive function
<3> bleh k
<6> why does int(5) != float(5) ?
<7> float numbers aren't precies
<7> precise*



<5> function check_r($array, $array2) { foreach($array as $key=>$el) etc etc
<7> "5" as float could really be 5.0000000000003
<5> then round()
<6> so float numbers can never be used in condition checking?
<5> i mean, whats the issue, you're looking for a value.
<8> MrNaz, they can.
<8> (int)5 == (float)5
<6> colder not in the script i just ran...
<7> They can, just be careful of how you're using them. And if you're using numbers in high precision stuff (like banking, etc) use a fixed-decimal system.
<6> i just got this output from var_dump on two vars: int(5)
<6> float(5)
<6> that was inside an (if $foo != $bar) block
<8> its not the same.
<9> I agree
<6> ive never liked floats anyway
<10> nmatrix9, hmm... maybe a package store.. like the UPS store?
<10> a little common sense nmatrix9 .....
<8> MrNaz, read on http://php.net/float
<1> nmatrix9 doesn't have any of that, mfonda...
<8> that could look scary that 0.8 != 0.7+0.1, but that's it.
<0> i hate laptops ohh so much
<8> Bizzy, we got it the first time....
<0> i need to stress the fact so i can get across the real hate i have for them
<11> lol
<11> he has the right to his opinion about laptops Stormchaser
<8> skiddieleet, why ? IRC is not a democracy.
<1> skiddieleet: Indeed so. At leas as long as he keeps it for itself.
<12> colder: Of course it is. All in favor of IRC being a democracy, say "aye"
<13> nay
<12> :(
<7> Why don't more people use XSL for templating?
<12> Dae: Because I never bothered to learn it
<14> i'm essentially trying to do a scrape of album tracks off of gracenote. i came up w/ a script that grabs the first track perfectly. now i need to have this function keep going until the end of the album. basically turn it into a while loop. can someone help me w/ this? http://webdeveloper.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95912
<12> And I know everything worth knowing. Therefore, it isn't worth knowing.
<15> ty
<7> Nanobot: you could start a very successful religion with that attitude.
<16> haha, I'm a Major. I control you Captain :P
<12> Did the guy who invented scientology work in a way to get a ton of money through it?
<15> wizardx; depends in what force
<7> comics? neeeeerdddddd!
<15> Stormchaser; what commic? life in hell?
<12> The nerd was invented by Dr. Seuss
<1> nerd? Because I draw my own comics?
<15> ahh
<15> draw
<17> folks $_SERVER["HTTPS"] doesn't work for me, even if I connect through https
<15> not read
<17> any idea?
<15> matt groening started off drawing commics
<1> Bizzeh: Watch it
<16> It's ' not "
<7> What web server, attilla?
<17> apache 2.0.48
<15> Stormchaser: what? im interested, was asking if you were reading "life in hell" and then you said you were drawing them, so i showed that i understood that
<17> I'm using original CentOS Apache rpm..
<16> Red Hat?
<7> attilla: define "not working"
<15> so anyway, what are your commics about?



<17> when i do isset(..) it gives false
<1> $_SERVER["HTTPS"] <-- this isn't valid, IIRC
<7> it is, Stormchaser
<7> should be set to "on" when HTTPS is used
<17> Dae: yes I've read much about it, people were doing false things like looking at "off" value.. but in my case I don't even get a value
<7> Technicaly it should be non-empty when HTTPS is on, so really when $_SERVER["HTTPS"] = "off" it really should be considered as "on" ... empty meaning HTTPS isn't used
<15> anyway, back to php, if i include config.php in common.php and include common.php in head.php and include head.php in index.php, will i be able to access var's in config.php, from index.php (does php support multi-level includes)
<7> Do you get a value in phpinfo()?
<8> Bizzeh, yes
<15> very good, do define's work the same?
<8> sure
<17> nothnig about HTTPS in phpinfo() (when i do HTTPS conn of course)
<8> constants are even more global
<15> if(!defined('__SCRIPT_NAME_INC_')) define('__SCRIPT_NAME_INC_') or die("do not include script more than once"); this should work then?
<18> is there any decent free redirection service? it's been a while and i only remember cjb.net, which seems to **** now...
<15> if i include the same script twice
<7> Bizzeh: require_once() is your friend.
<1> 'define or die'?!?
<15> sorry
<15> { define('__SCRIPT_NAME_INC_'); } else { die("do not include script more than once"); }
<15> Dae: that will block any other include type function from including it?
<7> Yep.
<7> require_once(), that is.
<8> Bizzeh, require/include_once will first check if the file has already been included before including it.
<19> sorry for the offtopicness, but the #awstats channel is rather dead, so I'm giving it a try here. I am trying to do exec('/usr/bin/perl awstats/awstats.pl -config=cupnoodles.org -output'), but the output I am getting is https://service.cupnoodles.org/stats/ .. as you see, awstats seems to detect that its called over http, and tries to compile stats for service.cupnoodles.org, while I specified ..
<19> that I want to compile stats for cupnoodles.org on the commandline.
<1> !+g8
<2> Guideline #8) SQL Q's: #sql, #mysql or #postgresql. Apache Q's: #apache. Linux Q's: Either #yourdistro, #linuxhelp or #linpeople. HTML/CSS/JavaScript Q's: #web. Just because some other channel is 'dead' does NOT mean you can ask here.
<15> colder: so if i require_once the file, at line 1, then include the file at line 100, php will stop that 2nd one/
<16> Any help with searching a mySQL database with one Letter, such as showing all last names (lname) that start with M?
<7> Bizzeh: no, it will throw a warning with an include(), but will not include it.
<7> it will throw a fatal error if you did require()
<8> Bizzeh, if you use require_once/include_once the second time, yes.
<8> Dae, err ?
<1> wizardx: How about actually asking that in #mysql?
<20> hello can I set php to use an external smtp in linux ?
<7> colder: once a file has been require_once()'d, it cannot be required()'d again
<13> fragma, yes
<17> fragma: use phpmailer.sf.net
<21> hey is there a way to ping a website and display information in php?
<1> fragma: Use sendmail wrapper ot some libs, like phpmailer.
<20> I have multiple servers and one of them is relayng, not the web server
<8> Dae, I doubt it.
<16> Wasn't sure if someone here could help, Stormchaser, with things such as special variables to p***, etc.
<8> Dae, and no, you're wrong.
<7> colder: It oly blocks _once()?
<8> using _once will check if the file is included, if it is, it won't include it again, that's it
<7> ah, had it backwards then.
<7> either way, _once() is better than using his define() hacks.
<1> wizardx: What special variables?
<16> Thats why I asked, maybe someone had an idea to help.
<1> wizardx: So you don't know, what you're asking?
<16> Ok, simply, here it is. I was asking a general question about a mySQL problem, hoping indeed, that someone had done this before and could quickly help me, or, someone had done this before and had some advice, etc. Thats all I meant by asking, and all I got was to change channels. Simply put, thats what I was doing. :P
<22> wizardx, nah, we're all using php for non-webbased purposes
<1> For MySQL problem, ask in #mysql.
<16> Stormchaser: I remember :) "Stormchaser wizardx: How about actually asking that in #mysql?"
<1> wizardx: So... What's stoping you?
<16> Nothing, I did what you said and asked the first time. :)
<23> is there a way to use a wildcard for an int in a where clause in mysql: "WHERE id = *" or something like that?
<1> *sigh*
<16> lies! :)
<16> How old are you, Stormchaser?
<24> hehe
<1> Me? I'm 4 years old.
<25> has anyone here benchmarked php with a small set of modules compared to a standard distro set ?
<25> i'm just compiling 5.1 myself and i've used the distro configure as a guide..
<26> is it normal behaviour for basename('/dir/tests/') to return /dir/ ? is there an elegant way to fix this?
<26> returns 'tests', that is
<1> what are you looking for, Akuma?
<26> well, my paths dont contain filenames, and i was expecting dirname() to still return the full path. but it treats the last /x/ as the file
<7> If you have directories already, why are you using dirname?
<26> i guess i could do my own pathinfo() function... its just nicer to use builtin stuff though
<7> The functions generally are used to get directory names from full file paths


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