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<0> what could be more fun?
<1> I tried to show a girl IRC once, and she didn't understand the concept of more than one other person talking
<0> my wife has that problem
<0> speaking of which, i should give her her first rpg lesson...
<1> Yeah, exactly. It must be why there's so few women on IRC
<2> What?! I meet tons of 18 year old women from California who want to cyber on IRC! Are you calling them liars? :O
<0> FlamingCows interesting... my IRC alter-ego is an 18 year old woman from California who likes to cyber
<2> HotZGurlPr1nc3ss27 ?!?
<0> ...
<2> Is it really you? :O
<0> FlamingCows i have a confession to make...
<3> nick nmatrix9
<0> ...i'm not really a natural blonde :(
<2> b1n0ry: Gasp!
<4> didn't realize I had two xchat instances



<0> ...and i'm not really an 18 year old California girl...
<0> ...i'm really a 18 year old Daytona babe :)
<0> seriously though, managed to see a girls gone wild bus this week, that was cool
<0> it was the 'across america' bus
<2> Ooh, fancy.
<0> discovered they don't pick up hitchhikers
<2> Those snooty bitches.
<0> yeah, no kidding. how else is a guy supposed to get babes and private jets?
<2> If it doesn't involve flagging down busses, I don't know the answer to that.
<0> porn has something to do with it, i'm sure
<5> hi. php.net seems to not be responding for me. I am looking for the date format chars for hour, minute, second ... without leading 0s... and ap/pm ... anyone know;m offhand or have an alt url ?
<6> eeep
<6> that's bad
<6> gimme a minute
<0> heh, same here. it's down
<5> ok, not me. whew.
<5> fl inet svcks sh!t .. compared to nyc.
<0> yeah, but extra work for the admins
<6> Use http://us2.php.net/date for now... the problem is being looked at
<5> thx
<6> fwiw That's a new box
<6> Only been in service for like.... four days or so
<0> Pollita: let me guess... Dell
<0> ...or eMachines
<6> tbh, I don't know
<0> those are good for 4 days or so
<5> ok, that worked.. but I don't see a format for minutes/seconds without leading zeros... argh.
<6> No, it is *not* an eMachines
<7> woops
<6> str_replace(':0',':',date('g:i:a'))
<8> is it better practice to place cl*** property default values in the property declaration of set them in the constructor?
<0> yeah, i can't think of a use... absentia you can always convert to int. i.e. $seconds = (int)date('i',now());
<6> Though why you'd want min/sec without leading zeros is beyond me
<5> ya, gia :-) ... thanks.
<5> poll: nopt my choice, there's a style nazi at this site.. she doesn't like leading 0s.
<0> absentia: so right now, it's 12:2 am
<5> nice, eh?
<2> Yay, less digits equals bettar!
<5> sometimes people don't listen.. that have to see stuff.
<0> s lt's strt lmntng vwls
<2> b1n0ry: Sadly, that trend is already in effect in teh intarweb.
<2> And the 'y' in that 'yes' wasn't a vowel, technically.
<6> Dude
<6> slaps the **** out of her
<0> FlamingCows i meant "so"
<2> Ah.
<2> My bad.
<5> did you raed the sorty auobt how you can raed wdros as lnog as the frsit and lsat lretts are in the creroct odrer?
<0> as in "so let's start eliminating vowels"
<2> absentia: Yes.
<0> absentia: yeah, and it works for me.
<5> Pollita: working on it.
<0> absentia: i wrote some script at a point that did that with the second chapter of a book i was reading. i read the first chapter regular then the second chapter. did it at almost exactly the same rate.
<2> It's somewhat harder with phonetically valid constructs like 'sorty', but it still works.
<5> nice. I sometimes read books upside down and backwards. I should do that *any* scramble the letters.
<2> Especially if you just read like normal and not word-by-word.
<0> FlamingCows: i don't read with phonics, so that's probably why it didn't effect me much
<0> FlamingCows: i think phonics is the worst thing that happened with our educational system in this country and it has determined that we will be sending my daughter to private school.
<0> the books that were considered "fifth" grade reading level when i learned are now "eighth" grade level books; at least it certainly appears that way.
<5> that's lame.



<0> i do remember that there were books that we were reading in the seventh and eight grades that the vast majority of our undercl***men were unable to read (or with much more difficulty). it was only one to two years after i completed elementary school that phonics was introduced as a replacement for word recognition.
<6> Kids get stupider with every generation
<9> Pollita: I don't know, my sisters' kids are smarter than we were.
<6> Yeah, but consider the low-water mark....
<5> in fact, people (humans) .. in general.. seem to have a hard time determining what is true and what is not true. most people seem to think if it makes them feel warm and fuzzy .. it's true... or, if they argue, shourt, bully... they are right.
<0> compare yourself, find two people - one who learned with word-recognition and one with phonics. give them the same book and ask them to read aloud. then ask them for a summary. the word-recognition may miss or insert words to make flow but retain the knowledge when asked about it afterward. the phonics person will typically read more slowly, never miss a word, and have relatively perfect pronounciation yet retain very little in regards to s
<9> I "high school" I used to mostly read technical manuals. Embedded controller handbooks, some application notes and a little sf now and again.
<0> that is my hypothesis, and i may engage a study at a local university.
<6> Yeah, I read technical manuals too.... Both next generation AND original series
<9> I'm on the lookout for a new uni too.
<0> i don't think phonics teaches kids to read. i think it teaches them to sound out words with no regard for reading retention or comprehension.
<10> b1n0ry: i agree
<9> Pollita: it took me a moment to realise you meant Star Trek ;-)
<10> i was talking about that with my parents the other day
<6> In my day, we got fifty or so vocabular words ***igned per week and if we didn't know 'em all by friday we were beaten with a large iron rod
<0> i read technical manuals... mostly original and second edition rules.
<6> ball: Good job catching the reference :)
<9> Pollita: iron rod? You were lucky to have that! ;-)
<0> Pollita: including definitions. i was in the same day.
<9> cue the Four Yorkshiremen
<9> Mine were microprocessor technical manuals though.
<9> microprocessor/microcontroller.
<0> definitions, spelling, and comprehension were the rules, not just how well you could sound out a word you saw in print.
<9> Then I'd go to English cl*** and they'd expect us to read Judy Blume or (worse) John Steinbeck.
<5> ha
<9> They're fortunate I didn't burn the damn school down.
<9> hello MrNaz, cypherstyle
<9> I was quite pleased when I saw photos of the day of demolition.
<0> we were reading nathaniel hawthorne by middle school. two cl***es under us they were reading judy blume. not surprising, two cl***es under us were the introductory cl*** to phonetic spelling. even the handwriting was worse, lack of imagination, it was nuts. i couldn't (and still can't) believe that the "educators" didn't pick up on it... then i realized why they were doing it... phonics teaches kids to p*** tests. word recognition teaches k
<9> I think the sf stuck with me pretty well.
<11> i've noticed the flush() command, which flushes buffered output to the user. I've also noticed it doesn't work the same on all systems. Any advice on how to make sort of a real-time log output to a user's browser? I'm only getting the full log once page is finished generating
<12> if you don't have the internal buffering they should get it when you send it, I've always had it work like that
<11> hmm, i'm using apache server on windows
<12> well there's your problem ;)
<11> i trid flush(); after each echo();, but still only get the result in the end
<11> ah, so it'll work in *nix hopefully?
<11> strange that that matters
<12> I would think it wouldn't, but windows has always amazed me :)
<11> mm, we'll see what happens when it goes to the release server. thanks
<0> let's start a LAMP vs WAMP debate
<11> a great, flush() does have affect on windows servers, its just not very good
<11> big segments of html are buffered and released in long intervals
<11> oh well, better than nothing
<11> ya know, it doesnt appear to be any different in windows or *nix. I wonder if php simply doesn't flush too fast
<13> Alright, I'm having a bit of a problem with a regular expression. Anyone able to help?
<13> $data = preg_replace("#\[php\](.|\n)?\[/php\]#", "'\[php\]'.highlight_string('\\1').'\[/php\]'", $data);
<13> The goal it to perform highlight_string() on text between [php] and [/php]
<13> the goal is*
<14> NSA-X: I don't think that concept will work. You might want to look at preg_replace_callback()
<13> ah
<13> heh, http://us2.php.net/highlight_string has what I need
<13> (in the comments)
<15> how would you guys recommend me scraping my email for attachements and saving them to a directory?
<16> nemik: http://pear.php.net/Mail_Mime
<15> Davey: thanks i'll give it a shot
<17> which editor would you suggest to program php under linux ? it should be gtk/qt and should have highlighting and namecompletion
<17> and maybe also session handling
<16> gtk/qt? Quanta/Bluefish are... eh.
<16> Eclipse is GTK or QT :)
<18> sleon|tuX: Kate is by-far the best Qt-based editor I've seen.
<18> Eclipse is too slow.
<17> does kate have autocompletion ?
<18> Though, I'm a GTK kind of guy, yet I use an editor that does neither.
<17> or bluefish?
<17> does eclipse support php?
<18> sleon|tuX: I wouldn't know, in my 3 years of PHP I've never relied on auto-completion.
<18> In fact, I found it to be an annoying feature.
<17> kuja, thanks
<18> Bluefish is okay, as an editor, but it has crap syntax highlighting.
<17> so you suggest kate ?
<18> If you wanted a Qt-based editor, sure.
<18> I personally use jEdit, which (if you have Mustang (Java 6)), you can get a GTK look, though it ****s (Mustang, that is).
<19> hello


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