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<0> Jymmm: or, i just pick any of the restaurants that are open 24 hours
<1> uh, no.
<2> shouldn't this give 0 ? $test = unpack("v",0x00 . 0x00);
<1> !+0
<3> 0 == FALSE, but 0 !== FALSE. Some functions, such as strpos(), can return 0 as a valid (boolean true) result. For these, you must explicitly check === (or !==) FALSE. Yes, it does break logic and was intentional for some reason or another --> http://cvs.php.net/co.php/ZendEngine2/zend_operators.c#259
<1> wth is the concat in there for?
<4> Moc: 0x00 . 0x00 == '00'
<4> Note, those are zeros, (ASCII 0x30) not nulls
<1> ah
<2> isnt NULL = 0x00 ?
<4> "\x00\x00" <--- Use that to represent NULL NULL
<2> freaking PHP ;)
<4> Moc: Yes, but 0x00 is also an integer value of zero
<2> ok thanks, work little better now..
<4> Then when you concat them together, it converts those 0 values to their string representations
<5> Interestingly, 0000 is also 0.



<5> As is 00.
<4> And 0000000000000.000000000 == array()
<1> try ZERO
<6> one zero zero zero one zero one
<5> Pollita: It says float(0.0)
<5> :|
<1> . .- - -- .
<5> er
<5> float(0)
<4> Moc: Just use this: function le24toInt($str) { return (ord($str{2}) << 16) | (ord($str{1}) << 8) | ord($str{0}); }
<2> now... why does $test = unpack("L", "\x00\x00\x00\xE0"); give me a negative number..
<5> Pollita: Isn't $str{N} deprecated with PHP6?
<1> nforbes yes
<4> nforbes: Over my dead body
<5> So they're going to keep deleting it and you're going to keep recommitting the old code?
<4> Moc: Short answer: "Freaking PHP"
<5> :D
<1> Pollita braces are depreciated sweetheart! get over it
<7> taking bets
<2> I guess I'll have to decode it manually byte per bytes !!
<8> How can I get the user's ip, language, etc?
<4> Moc: unpack() returns an unsigned-32bit, but PHP's integer datatype is a signed long (which on ia32 means signed 32bit) so that top bit's meaning gets changed
<0> hey, you guys know what's cool? refridgerators
<1> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\LONG LIVE (AND RETURN) BRACES]]]]]]]]]]]]]
<4> If you had a 64bit platform you wouldn't see that problem :)
<6> heh
<7> worthawholebean: print_r($_SERVER);
<5> I thought they were spelled refrigerator
<1> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\LONG LIVE (AND RETURN) BRACKETS (i mean)]]]]]]]]]]]]]
<0> nforbes thank you for identifying my typographical error
<5> b1n0ry: No problem
<5> :D
<1> b1n0ry no in brackets, not braces
<5> Pollita is embracketed
<1> lol
<4> You can't box me in.
<0> Jymmm thank you for overanalyzing my unfunny joke
<2> urm I got the right result I wanted with "\xe0\x00\x00\x00"... I beleived L vs V was using the reverse way to read binary
<4> I'm uncontainable
<4> I'M INVINCIBLE!
<1> too bad there's no handcuff symbol
<2> I guess I will do a string reverse before using unpack
<7> C_C
<1> it have Pollita's name all over it
<4> Jymmm: Tease
<0> [[[[[ ]]]]]] Pollita <--- outside the box
<1> Pollita =)
<5> That box has way too many dimensions
<5> I can see the time within it
<9> Hello
<0> if the four dimensions are height, width, depth, and duration, is there a fifth dimension?
<9> Is it there anyway to do something with all the files in one directory? something like: for file in directory/; do something with $file?
<5> b1n0ry: I heard once that there are like 19 dimensions
<10> 11. String theory.
<11> I thought "multiverse" was the latest thing
<10> Nope, string theory is the new fad.
<10> Folded dimension for teh win.



<5> "In physics, the fifth dimension is a hypothetical dimension which would exist at a right angle to the fourth dimension. Some scientists have speculated that the graviton, a particle thought to carry the force of gravity, may "leak" into the fifth dimension which would explain how gravity is significantly weaker than the other three forces."
<12> b1n0ry that would be on plain screen..what if it was like 3d?
<12> ;]
<1> nforbes Get stone and go camping with a physists... all dimensions are the same.
<1> nforbes ok, he got stoned, I enjoyed my Cognac
<5> uhhuh
<12> the same ones would apply but from a different point of view...if u have an image and u see it from the side...u'd only see a line...then width would be from that line to one of the sides...and not and regular width u'd normally see ;]
<0> hmm... 3 dimensions of space, 1 of time. a hypothetical dimension of matter/energy, yet the presence of matter must apply to the previous (space and time) and thus would be irrelevant. a dimension of life/mind would not make sense, either as it would not apply to non-biological objects... ok, my headache hurts.
<1> nforbes: Seriously, he works at Stanford.
<4> gravity is a lot simpler than that. It doesn't exist.
<4> ((The Earth just ****s))
<4> *rimshot*
<12> no it doesnt ;]
<0> Pollita: that reminds me that i have to start my environmental campaign
<4> Seriously though, EM is the only fundamental force
<12> the athmorsphere pushes u down
<13> hi all, I want to install a php forum application any secure recomendation? I would like to avoid patching frecuenlty
<4> Everything else: Strong, Weak, Gravity are secondary effects
<5> unh
<5> 3 more cl***es to document
<0> i've been enjoying the 60 degree february weather, so i'm starting a "destroy the ozone" campaign
<5> and I can go to bed
<12> thats why russia/us want to always have spacial stations and so on...so they can study outside the planet..so the magnetic fields around the globe don't interfere
<12> but anyways...
<12> isnt this supposed to be a php channel?
<12> :D
<5> No
<10> Pollita: That an... interesting... view.
<5> !tell Status about ##php
<0> Status: why would this be a php channel?
<12> ##php is really 'Pretty Horny People'
<12> lolll
<12> ;]
<12> any girls around then?
<12> :D
<5> Pollita: Someone wants you
<0> Status just you
<12> well
<4> a/s/l
<12> wanna lick my ***** then?
<12> lollll
<12> :D
<12> Pollita i hate that question ;]
<0> Status ... "any girls around?" is higher cl*** ;)
<4> Because you're an old man who lives in a crappy location?
<5> I can go lower cl***
<12> everyone that doesnt know what to say...when they open pm is the first thing they ask...
<5> I NEED SOMEONE TO **** ME HARD, ANYONE, NOW NOW NOW!
<12> b1n0ry not really...
<0> nforbes: wanna PM cyber?
<5> k
<12> i just said it cose the 'php' definition sounded funny ;]
<5> Of course that would make absolutely no sense if you haven't read the bash quote
<0> nforbes: i know it well :)
<5> oh well, I _really_ have got to finish this documentation
<0> i've used it on occ***ion
<5> We can ***0r some other time :D
<5> rofl.
<0> nforbes bring your d20
<0> nforbes and your miniature wyrm
<5> lol
<5> Sadly, my geekage does not extend beyond the realm of computers
<14> "Sadly" ?
<5> Uh huh
<0> nforbes i can teach you, i'm a good teacher
<0> nforbes i gave lots of girls a first lesson on rpgs
<0> nforbes unfortunately, not many of them came for the second lesson...
<5> Figures
<5> Women never learn anything right
<0> nforbes ... dunno why, though. we were just getting to level 2 wizards
<0> what could be more fun?


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