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<0> any one tell me how to make php print function
<0> output < ?
<0> and >
<0> and i tried /> and \>
<0> well /< and /> and not working
<1> shark_ learn html
<1> !+html
<2> hmm... html is not PHP. Try http://www.w3schools.com/html/ and google.com/
<3> shawn_g how about echo ?
<3> <?php echo "hello shawn_g" ?>
<0> Jymmm i am asking phph not html
<4> Is there any way to do something line: "Error on line {0} in file {1}", $line, $fileName
<0> print "$address[0] $address[1] /< $address[2]";
<1> shawn_g: No, you are asking about html
<0> trying to output a format that goes into outlook
<5> Drauka: __FILE__ and __LINE__ predefined variables may help you



<0> but outlook uses < >
<0> as the name field
<1> shawn_g Yes, you need to learn html
<0> and i cant get php to putput it
<5> &gt; or &lt;? :P
<3> shawn_g, what are you trying to output?
<4> jiggster: Sorry, that was just an example. What I was looking for was something more along the lines of: $string = "Error on line {0} in file {1}"; echo( Format( $string, $line, $fileName ) );
<0> i think i got it
<0> output format that can go into outlook
<0> i think Jymmm was right, but he was abit cocky about it
<0> was just something i over looked
<5> lol gotta love this channel
<0> lol
<1> shawn_g listen the first time mother ****er!
<0> ok i m gone
<0> your kids
<4> Jymmm: Stfu. Seriously, how was that supposed to help him?
<0> sorry not all of you
<0> just the op guy
<6> Fatal error: Call to undefined function preg_match() in /var/www/localhost/htdocs/cacti/lib/data_query.php on line 116
<5> oh my god :\
<6> what do i need for that?
<6> is that pcre?
<5> pcre
<5> yes
<5> what the hell distro are you building on? :P
<5> lol what a tart :\ who even tries to ban evade like that? :P
<5> join leave join leave... it doesnt work :P
<1> jiggster he wasn't banned, till that last moment
<5> yeah but i think he knew he'd get banned for all those smart remarks, so thats prolly why he kept joining and leaving :P
<1> jiggster it was the popping in/out with him that was annoying.
<5> lol
<5> yes i agree :P
<1> jiggster: Then dumb*** Drauka opened his mouth
<5> well we dont need to relive it, i remember it all :P
<1> no you dont'! It's all in your head!
<5> and i have one hell of a killer headache, just came out of nowhere
<1> OH OH OH SAW2 was AWESOME!!!
<5> oh yeah?
<1> but see SAW first if you haven't
<5> i was thinking of watching it
<5> yeah i've seen Saw
<5> creepy :\
<5> in a good sort of wat
<5> way*
<1> Just got done... now I want SAW 3
<1> and 4 and 5
<5> oh my god... did they leave it open to another sequal?
<5> no no, dont tell me :P
<1> hell I want Saw 134
<1> no, no spoilers
<5> it's bad enough you told me you've seen it!
<1> all I said was it was great
<5> shhh :P
<5> lol
<1> not to worry, that's all I'll say about it.
<5> i'm sure
<5> i'd better not catch you talking about it with another person who's seen it :P that'll wreck everything
<1> I *HATE* it wehn someoen comes in and says "BLHA was awesome" then someone elses says "Yeah it was! Didn't you like the part where blah blah blah happened"
<5> i better not*
<5> lol



<5> yeah that's inconsiderate
<5> especially to the serious movie watchers
<7> Hi guys... I'm getting this error, but I have no idea what's happening: Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/lelo/public_html/postlister/lists.php on line 93
<7> how can I fix that?
<1> Yeah, that's what I mean when I said NO SPOILERS
<5> good :D
<1> F-Lelo the error is self explanitory
<1> whatever you gave it aint right.
<7> I just installed postlister
<5> F-Lelo check for errors!
<1> !+g8
<2> Guideline #8) SQL Q's: #sql, #mysql or #postgresql. Apache Q's: #apache. Linux Q's: Either #yourdistro, #linuxhelp or #linpeople. HTML/CSS/JavaScript Q's: #web. Just because some other channel is 'dead' does NOT mean you can ask here.
<7> to be the mailing list system
<1> !=g10
<1> !+g10
<2> Guideline #10) We don't support xyz script. We help you *write* PHP, not download and install/hack/use pre-written scripts
<7> good luck with that, jiggster :)
<8> Hiyo, im sorta new at web designing, and I was wondering how would you make something load a page thats in the same directory as the file that you're linking from? As in, If I had a link to Page A, and wanted to load Page B, would it be possible to without having to do the entire domain, or no?
<1> rephrase the question
<8> Like could you do a link to a page like as in "./pageb.php" or something? So it would look in the same directry as the page you
<8> You're linking from*
<9> well yea
<1> you mean example.tld/demo/pagea.html and example.tld/demo/pageb.html
<8> Yes
<1> Jagger ok, that can be done
<9> there's lots of ways to do it. you most likely want an A tag.
<1> Jagger you want the html that will do that is what you're asking for?
<8> Jymmm, anything is fine really.
<9> find a page that works like you want, and view source :)
<1> Jagger WEll, you *REALLY* should learn html, but I think this is what you want --> <a href="PageB.html">Goto Page B </a>
<1> !+html
<2> [html] not PHP. Try http://www.w3schools.com/html/ and google.com/
<1> also try #web for html/javascript inquiries
<8> Jymmm, I do know a bit of html, but wasn't really sure about how I would link to the same page, I never was a big designer before.
<1> Jagger same page? you mean same directory?
<8> Err.. Yeah.
<1> Jagger same page? you mean a file in the same directory?
<8> File in same directory
<1> Jagger: Yeah, you need to learn html *** BIG TIME***
<1> also, what I gave is called a RELATIVE link, as opposed to an ABSOLUTE link
<1> it's realtive to the current location.
<1> Jagger you could have www.example.com/red/pagea.html and www.example.com/blue/pagea.html and you could place a link in both of those pages like I gave above and it would work.
<8> Alrighty
<1> to get to red/pageb.html and blue/pageb.html respectively
<8> I'm more of an SQL Person anyways, I never really did the designing parts. :p
<1> Jagger http://www.w3schools.com/html/ is the place to start
<8> I've been reading a bit there latley
<10> has anyone here ever had a problems with sessions and firewalls rendering your pages blank?
<11> nmatrix9: Yes.
<10> CWhiz: could you point to some info on resolving that frustrating situation
<10> *point me
<11> nmatrix9: It's kind of a broad topic. Why don't you do a header dump on your server and see if something looks obviously wrong.
<10> not sure how to do a header dump actually
<11> The other shoe drops.
<11> I said "shoe," not "Chu!"
<11> nmatrix9: In a pinch, phpinfo() might do.
<10> hmmmm ok any particular line I should look at?
<11> <shrug>
<11> Debug.
<11> I'm a poet and don't know it.
<11> Just put echo lines in your script and see if the right variables are getting to the right places.
<10> hmmmm I think I may have found the problem
<1> Well, that's kinda ****ty =(
<1> PS can open a EPS file, but only as a raster iamge, not a vector.
<11> Does PS (I ***ume you mean PhotoShop) even support vectors?
<5> paths yes
<1> CWhiz: It supports EPS at least, but only with conversion
<11> oh. Didn't think about that.


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