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<0> Lateralus: I don't want your buggy 2.0 :(
<1> caffinated: We invented large pink input boxes. What did YOU bring to the table? You just eat our scraps.
<2> Stormchaser: Like if the first two octets of the address are 192.168, the third has to be between 0-127
<3> Lateralus: isn't that mostly for java?
<1> riftdesign: Are you ****ting me?
<0> Lateralus: Well, I invented <blink>
<0> Lateralus: and you know you want to use that everywhere
<4> caffinated: *stab* That's for you!
<5> so YOUR the one!
<0> haha
<4> DogWater: Why don't use a simple comparishment?
<1> caffinated: Our website uses that. It was a huge ****ing debacle.
<2> Stormchaser: i'm totally open for ideas.
<3> Lateralus: no... either i missed some humor in your OJOX comment, or you are talking about the ojox framework for java
<0> Lateralus: if it makes you feel any better, scriptaculous has a 'pulsate' effect which is sort of like blink, but cooler
<1> riftdesign: I was pulling your chain, dude.
<4> DogWater: if ($var >= 0 && $var <= 127)...
<1> caffinated: heh
<2> yeah i just got to that conclusion right before you typed that
<2> :D
<1> caffinated: We have an obnoxious message that blinks when you upload files with no metadata to our system
<3> seriously tho, i am looking for a good ajax kit for php and am open for suggestions
<1> riftdesign: ignore the "php" bit; I enjoy using Prototype.
<3> there's a bazillion out there
<4> DogWater: Eugh... You had to even *THOUGHT* about that?
<3> Lateralus: does it allow for serializing and arrays, etc?
<0> riftdesign: it's a client-side library
<1> riftdesign: http://www.sergiopereira.com/articles/prototype.js.html, http://wiki.script.aculo.us/scriptaculous/show/Prototype
<4> I hear turbogears has night XmlHTTPRequest :)
<0> riftdesign: it's not meant to talk to servers.
<0> Stormchaser: *yawn*
<1> heh
<3> Lateralus: i am using SACK right now but have reading about ways for the server and client to be tightly integrated and SACK seems to not work well with that
<0> i love their page. you have to scroll down just to figure out what language it's written in. it's kinda like "YES IT DOES THIS AND THAT AND THE NEXT THING!!#!@ (disclaimer: may contain python)"
<4> riftdesign: You might want to join #javascript or #ajax...
<1> riftdesign: Either that, or you don't know how to work the SACK. You need to love the SACK.
<4> caffinated: *snickers*
<3> Stormchaser: np ... just asking what works best with php ... sorry ;)
<0> Stormchaser: I don't know what you're snickering about. you use the 'other' language ;)
<1> riftdesign: There is no "works best with php"
<1> riftdesign: The two things shouldn't be integrated or coupled. Separation is a Good Thing.
<4> caffinated: well... I use *many* other languages :)
<0> Stormchaser: besides, a python web hacker is going to have a decidedly harder time getting a job. I've not really seen too many requests for python programmers in the web sphere.
<3> Lateralus: heh...agreed ... there are some (like xajax) that are geared to be used more with php as dwr is used with java ... just learning
<4> caffinated: how about ruby?
<0> Stormchaser: I write ruby for a living.
<4> caffinated: Ironically, I already saw an ad for Python developer... Too bad it was issued BEFORE I managed to know the language :/
<0> Stormchaser: a whole job posting? egads!
<4> caffinated: Probably the most wanted web development positions are ASP or PHP, still :)
<0> Stormchaser: right. PHP is going to lose group though I think.
<4> you mean grip?
<5> heh, heard that ITT tech has a "game developer" course now
<0> i meant to say 'ground' but that works too
<4> caffinated: *nod*
<0> my head is still halfway in an FTP library, and I'm dealing with unix permissions :P
<5> that's like, the holy grail of programmer jobs, there's already a flood of people wanting that job
<4> hehe
<6> and folks from itt tech are probably not at the top of the hiring list
<5> damned strait
<6> I'm kinda over game programming though
<6> having done it, it was fun, but I want a life outside of work
<0> I had a friend working at EA Games, it's overrated
<5> their gonna be all like "dude, what do mean I'm not qualified"
<6> hehe
<4> "But I write all the stuff in PHP... What do you mean I can't get a C++ job? They're like related languages!!!" "o.O"
<0> everyone thinks it's going to be the greatest job they've ever had, until they get in to the 5 bosses, the long hours and demanding schedules
<0> at the end of it, they offered him a 20% raise, and he turned them down
<4> caffinated: Been there, done that :)
<0> he built the engine for the spectators in the new FIFA game (last year)
<4> caffinated: kewl :)
<0> yep, and after, he said he'd never work for EA again ;)
<4> caffinated: What company is he working for now?
<0> I'm not at liberty to say.
<4> caffinated: Fair enough...
<4> Wooooooo... HL2 episode 1 is out June :)
<7> How do you print the first value in an array?
<7> ie if $months was a list of months, I wanted to just print out "January"
<8> jonathan`: why not use an array?
<4> jonathan`: current($array)
<8> i wish i could write C++ :<
<7> current() isn't pulling out anything at all
<9> somebody forgot the cup
<4> archivist: Who cares... There's C4... Who cares about the cup? :)
<10> is anyone here using xampp on linux as their production server for php application development?
<11> hey
<11> anyone know how i can check of date exists within a DOMElement?
<11> ok, let's try again
<11> anyone know how i can check if data exists within a DOMElement?
<11> i.e. the equavalent of count() on an array...
<11> s/equavalent/equivalent
<12> could php determine the length in time of an mp3 file based on it's filesize, if i knew the bitrate?
<13> hello, need a form for register user. (please for my english but i don't speak very good)
<4> Apleca: google.com
<13> other web page? with php code?
<4> lots and lots of PHP code.
<13> i don't no lots and lots of PHP code.
<4> sure there is. Just search for it.
<13> ok, thanks for any
<4> kitty!
<14> mew!
<4> =)
<14> Stormchaser: Goatee's site is A-oky and working =D
<4> allrighty, then :)
<15> Is there anyway to determine which tables were used in a given MySQL query after it has been performed?
<4> kittyanya: http://storm.homeunix.org/misc/bts/page1.jpg <-- I played with her face a bit :)
<14> Jymmm: ...
<9> ficusplanet, you should know what you are going to use before the select
<16> kittyanya whats with the morse code?
<14> Jymmm: http://kittyanya.elimyan.net/comics/goatee/index.php
<8> i kill little babies for no reason
<4> I kill Fushuing's for a reason
<16> kittyanya Do you REALLY think I'm gonna look at that?!
<14> Stormchaser: aww, that's cute ^_^
<15> archivist: What I'm looking for is some form of introspection, so a user can write a query for a reporting tool and we can do some automatic cleanup and validation based on the columns/tables in the query.
<14> Jymmm: it's about a little goat that gets into trouble
<16> oh, not goatse?
<14> no!
<17> LOL
<8> FURRY ROCKS!
<16> hey, with this crowd, you never know
<4> lol
<14> that's it, I'm changing his name
<8> sir, we need more goatse
<16> Fushuing: Hey Me too.... <8> i kill little babies for no reason
<9> you just reminded of this (safe ) http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6875/6875358cv1a.jpg
<8> what was that for? :O
<16> Fushuing: Hey Me too.... <8> i kill little babies for no reason
<8> i am going to construct a doomsday device, oooh yes
<8> it will show the all famous goatse site to every site a christian surfs to
<4> with cheese and mushrooms?
<18> Fushuing, I made a similiar script
<8> what did it do?
<18> I had a very undesirables on some message forums I frequented
<18> so I got their IP, and made a script that would handle it..
<18> if their IP was not found, a normal form sig image was served
<18> if it matched they got goatse
<4> !+enter
<19> Don't use the enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<18> sorry, I'm on the phone and trying to do 2 things at once
<4> I can do 5 of them, so that doesn't save you...
<0> hahaha http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060513 (work safe)
<4> CAD is always cool :)
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