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<0> it doesn't matter...
<1> Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK ******ination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
<2> the-drew: way to totally rip off the Vin Diesel fact machine
<3> No, that's actually in the Chuck Norris fact engine as well.
<3> That's all last week!
<2> Julian|Work: I've seen it
<2> and it's a total ripoff
<1> chuck norris would be disgraced by these jokes, thank god hell never see it because he roundhouse kicked his computer after it asked to see his 3.5" floppy
<3> Maybe the Vin Diesel fact engine ripped off the Chuck Norris fact engine.
<2> nope
<1> http://www.sandstorming.com/2006/01/chuck-norris-responds-to-random-facts/
<4> one said that if chuck norris ever saw the facts he would get mad and delete the internet
<5> I want to disable the mail() function; any suggestions?
<4> the real chuck norris actully has seen them and gets a kick out of the whole thing.
<1> and on the 7th day god said let there be light, chuck said "say please"
<6> ls
<7> [jrl]: either compile php without the mail extension, or use the disable_functions php directive
<5> the-drew: that ones my favorite
<6> ****, wrong window
<5> philip: disable_functions only works in php.ini right?
<7> i believe so
<3> [jrl], there's a man page that tells you.
<5> Ok, to make that a little better, i want to disable mail for part of my website, php is running as a module
<5> under apache
<7> you wild man
<5> So I don't think disable_functions would work
<1> jrl: have you loosened the transister belt under the motherboard to account for capacitator expansion in the hard drive?
<5> the-drew: no, but i did flip the switch to "more magic"
<1> hmm that should have taken care of it
<2> the-drew: his flux capacitor is going bad
<8> Hello
<5> the-drew: i find that the magic position causes instant crashes
<1> he probably just needs a new hard drive fan
<1> have you attempted to soder your ribbon cables directly to the video card yet?
<5> what does the mail function do with the stdout of the sendmail program?
<9> its all gay.
<5> stdout or stderr
<1> i believe it reroutes the message through the bios before verifying compliance with the NSMPTA
<9> the-drew drew is right
<5> this channel is almost as helpful as chuck norris
<9> kudos for him
<9> its all gay
<9> 3.00 in the mornigng at europe
<9> DONT BLAME ME
<5> Wow, 3 am, thats like early still
<9> just got home
<9> 17 beers kater
<9> later
<10> UltimateB, we can see :)
<9> might be slightly drunk
<5> I've just been drinking champaign
<9> you playing me bugzElMagnifico?!
<9> !!!
<9> xchampain
<9> now that woipoudkve been nic
<1> Chuck Norris makes beef jerky by roundhouse kicking cows so hard that moisture leaves their body.
<9> omg
<9> now that wouldve been nice
<9> the-drew
<9> stop it
<9> dont be gay
<7> you sound childish calling things gay all the time
<1> and you sound even gayer calling things childish
<9> its properly english
<7> :)
<9> lol
<9> i like to pretend im from the uk
<9> so im all about gayness
<9> ;x
<9> btw
<9> Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
<11> behind chuck norris's beard, there is not chin, only another fist
<9> Chuck Norris.
<1> When Chuck Norris has *** with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
<1> using ribbed condoms, inside out... so he gets the pleasure
<10> what's this sudden "I-love-Chuck" moment we're having?!
<11> I want to buy his book
<11> it has to be so great
<12> hrmmm yeah
<11> Against All Odds: My Story by Chuck Norris
<11> !!!
<12> Ultimate/drew: Stop it. Now.
<11> does not get any better than that
<9> Pollita
<13> Does the From: address for mail() need to be anything in particular?
<9> dont begay
<12> But I am gay.
<14> Pollita: If you want a heads up, da-drew is permbanned on EFnet's #php
<9> GregorR, not really
<9> but the sender is slightly gay if not set in the header
<15> However, it has to be something.
<13> Hmm, I wonder why this isn't working then >_>
<15> Otherwise, it will give you an ugly error.
<12> Alright then B. Have it your way.
<13> I have it set, it's just not going through >_>
<15> Preferably something, <address>@<domain>.<tld>...
<15> Sure you got SMTP set up right?
<16> Hey hey hey... BurgerKing is good.
<13> FreeOne3000: Using GNU/Linux.
<13> FreeOne3000: And I'm sure I have sendmail set up right :)
<15> GregorR: Sure you got sendmail set up right?
<10> ha ha ha.. we mention food and kuja come out of the cave!
<14> GNU/Linux? You sound like RMS
<15> GregorR: Okay...
<16> Nah, Pollita just said "Have it your way" :)
<13> nforbes: Nothing wrong with giving credit where credit is due.
<14> Now you really sound like RMS
<13> That's not an insult by the way.
<14> Well, I think he's an ***hole
<7> I'm learning C and my teacher convinced me that GOTO is not bad. Just throwing that out there... :)
<14> But that's just me
<14> philip: Goto a party with Pollita
<17> so, i have this Turing/Linux server
<12> Yes credit is due to the GNU folks, no noone is going to give it to them.
<15> They have their recursive acronym in pretty much every tool.
<15> Everything not taken by K, that is...
<12> philip: GOTO isn't bad, just misunderstood and frequently abused.
<13> Humm, maybe I don't have sendmail set up right <_<
<15> GregorR: Is it crashing with a message on the page, or appearing to be working fine and just not be?
<7> at least php has multiple break levels, not very fun in C
<11> gotta have GOTO for the top notch spaghetti code ;)
<10> GregorR, have you tried to send a message from the commandline?
<14> philip: Well if you use GNU/C...
<13> FreeOne3000: No message on the page, just not actually going through.
<13> bugzElMagnifico: One sec, lemme try it again.
<7> all my code is ansi gnu compliant, or whatever that's called... so only one break level :)
<14> ANSI and GNU are like opposites!
<13> No, ANSI and Microsoft are opposites when it comes to C(++) syntax.
<14> break.c: In function 'main':
<14> break.c:12: error: syntax error before numeric constant
<14> Nevermind. I ****.
<18> i concur
<13> Ohhhhhh, I see - my mail server has some sort of sender verification :P
<14> GregorR: Hey, it's smarter than you!
<13> Ahh, send it to hotmail.com and it works :P
<18> smtp authentication gregor?
<13> CrazyToon: Yeah, but I'm not trying to send it /from/ that email address.
<10> GregorR, are your permissions set up OK?
<13> bugzElMagnifico: Erm, permissions on what?
<10> GregorR, do you have restrictions as to which user may or may not use sendmail?
<13> No, any user can. And I found the issue, it's the server for my normal email address.
<13> It rejects From: addresses it can't verify by some means. Which is a good thing in every scenario but this one X-P
<10> GregorR, see... permissions... a quick fix is to allow mails form the local IP. Though I can't remember how to do it...
<13> bugzElMagnifico: I'm sending to a remote server I have no control over :)
<13> By "my mail server" I meant the server for my email address :)
<10> GregorR, ahhh....
<13> Sorry, didn't explain that well >_>
<19> nite kiddos
<20> Hiya ---
<10> GregorR, and to send the mail you must authenticate with the server right?
<13> To send mail from that address, yeah.
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