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<0> !+g16
<1> You can be /kickban from ##php for being stupid
<2> how can I echo a variable including all escaped characters ? like linebreaks (\n & \r etc)
<0> s/"\n"/'\n'/ =)
<3> Jymmm: Your made-up guidelines ****
<2> Jymmm, isn't there a function for it ?
<0> substring
<0> or wth ever it is
<0> !+strings
<1> [STRINGS] Please read http://php.net/types.string for a basic understanding of how strings work in PHP, as well as http://php.net/strings for functions to manipulate strings. Be sure to read 'user comments' as well.
<4> spuds: addcslashes might be waht you are after.
<0> nforbes not as much as you do
<5> ralf:any help with my problem?
<3> Jymmm: No no, you're confusing the p***ive form with the active form
<6> I have a script that does a thing 100 times and it takes like 20 seconds to do it but I would like it to print out each time it does one thing.. whats the command for that?



<7> I changed a php script last night that uses regexp to compare email addresses, and today I had problems with my webserver. I have read that there was a apache 2.0/php bug concerning regexp. Considering these, I was wondering if /(\w+)[\@](\w+)?[\.]?(\w+)[\.](\w+)$/ is a good string to match email addresses, or if it might be putting additional stress on the server. I need to match user@a.com and user@a.b.com also. Thanks in advance.
<3> ralle89: flush()
<3> http://php.net/flush
<0> nforbes: I'm not confusing anything.... nforbes, you **** (and lousy too). You always have, and you always will.
<4> Not followin the guidelines? That's a paddlin. Confusing the p***ive form with the active form? That's a paddlin.
<0> Jonnay ok, [old guy from the simpsons]
<4> Paddlin the ##php canoe? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin.
<8> kinkah
<3> Jymmm: "you are ****ed"*
<9> haha
<4> Jymmm: Jasper. His name is Jasper.
<0> nforbes: Never felt a thing. Like I said, you **** lousy!
<0> Jonbo Ah, ok.
<2> Jonnay, addslashed doesnt work
<3> I was correcting your sentence, loser
<3> You fail!
<2> there must be a function like show_real_string() or something, c'mon
<0> spuds I gave you a link to the string functions go read!
<7> spuds- have you tried addslashes?
<4> spuds: Actually it does. I used it for exactly that purpose. addCslashes
<7> spuds- that was already recommended to you...
<3> Whoa, they have an sha512?
<3> I'm so doing all my hashes with that from now on
<10> spuds: You're asking to see characters that have no visual representation visually. My first thought is to dump their hex values.. :)
<11> i have 3 php.ini files in the system .. how can i verify that which files is active and working?
<7> Dr-Linux- Delete them at random and see if anything breaks
<4> spuds: addcslashes($string, "\0..\37!@ @\177..\377"); is EXACTLY what you are after.
<11> Auzer: all i want to load the gd.so module
<4> unless I misunderstood you. ;)
<3> o.O.
<12> mattmcc: I whant to do it without internet
<2> Jonnay, thanks it worked :)
<4> zck: Tagging isn't really all that difficult. The hardest part is getting the tag intersections. If you are interested in building something like that, I can send you some code snippets that will help.
<11> extension=gd.so maybe
<13> Dr-Linux: yeah
<13> Dr-Linux: phpinfo() will also show you which php.ini is being used
<11> ok
<11> FzZzT:
<11> [root@I2C-PBX bin]# php -m
<11> PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library './gd.so' - ./gd.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory in Unknown on line 0
<11> so should i mentioned complete path of gd.so module in php.ini file like >> extension=/path-to/gd.so ?
<9> Dr-Linux: no.
<13> try putting gd.so where all the other php .so files are located
<9> The extension needs to go to the extension dir s[pecified in your php.ini
<11> Stormchaser: yeah i'm trying to search extension dir :S
<9> Dr-Linux: did you do 'make install' as I have told you?
<11> extension_dir = "./"
<2> how can I explode on newline characters ?
<11> yes, and i have gd.so module
<9> explode("\n",...)
<14> spuds: php.net/file
<11> :S
<11> where is this path >> extension_dir = "./"
<15> the curr dir
<2> Stormchaser, thanks. I kept doing '\n'
<14> spuds: Why not just use file()?
<11> [root@I2C-PBX modules]# php -m
<11> [PHP Modules]
<11> ctype
<11> dom



<11> gd
<11> Stormchaser: but never installed php devel package
<16> for mysql after i run $result = mysql_query($query) how do i find the number of results returned? i tried count($result) but it only returned 1 which i know is wrong
<9> Dr-Linux: Why do you have the urge to spam the channel?
<11> :S
<11> where i spam? :S
<14> Dr-Linux: When you pasted the output of php -m
<11> i'm just about to fix my problem i wanna see graphs on my php pages
<17> mysql_rows_count?
<11> :S
<11> TML: okey sorry
<14> Dr-Linux: According to the list of modules you just pasted, you already have GD loaded
<17> hadees
<16> Liquid|Silence, yeah?
<4> mysql_num_rows()... isn't it?
<14> Dr-Linux: You might find you have better luck getting help from a group of people who speak your native language. Click on "Mailing Lists" on php.net and see if there's a list that speaks your language.
<16> Jonnay, thanks
<16> i kept searching for result size
<16> doh
<18> hello, i installed php4-mysql php4 ....mysq-common apache2 libapache2-mod-php4 etc. and when i'm trying to open a .php is giving me something to download . (debian stable).
<18> can somebody help me ?
<9> !tell tziku about at
<18> oh thx :) i'm trying rigt naw
<19> n8
<20> hi
<21> anyone know of a tool that counts code lines, or maybe even bytes?
<22> wc
<21> watercloset?
<21> word count?
<21> wet c*nt?
<23> Hmm silly question are there any pdo dlls for 5.1.2?
<22> man wc
<21> lol what is wc?
<22> Solara: Yes
<22> joe: RTFM
<23> Pollita: Where? -.-
<22> man wc
<24> joe: wc stands for word count
<21> Pollita, man as in a *nix manual?
<24> read the manual page for options and controls by opening a shell terminal and typing 'man wc'
<22> First you press the m key, then the a key, then the n key, then the space bar, then the w key, then the c key, then enter
<23> hehe
<21> bennyp, but i want to exclude comments
<5> is there a way to find out what php.ini is used at run time or in a cli script? I have 32M in my php.ini but the script bombs out at 16Mb with a fatal error
<21> Pollita, you're a smarty pants
<22> joe: And you're an idiot.
<21> i know
<23> hehe
<21> i don't even use *nix... you shouldn't ***ume such things... you know what they say about ***uming
<21> besides, i asked about counting _lines_ or _bytes_ -- not words ...good effort though
<22> You should be specific in your queries
<22> And both wc and man are available for windows
<22> Who's ***uming now?
<22> joe: Nope, still a dumb***
<9> Pollita++
<21> 'man' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
<21> -- windows xp
<22> So install it
<21> lol
<22> I said they were AVAILABLE
<22> !+english
<1> ##PHP is an English only channel. If you need support in some other language, please try elsewhere.
<22> hrmmm my sam jackson quote is gone :(
<11> JpGraph Error This PHP installation is not configured with the GD library. Please recompile PHP with GD support to run JpGraph. (Neither function imagetypes() nor imagecreatefromstring() does exist)
<21> IT'LL GET YA DRUNK!!!
<11> wtf, my gd module is installed now but :(
<22> Linux: Have you restarted apache since installing gd?
<9> joe: No you won't...
<11> Pollita: yes
<21> Stormchaser ?
<21> nvm, i wasn't referring to the same quote Pollita mentioned
<25> hmm, I must have misunderstood scoping and require_once
<11> Pollita: gd is installed, but still error .. any other suggestion ?


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