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<0> yahoo gives up info and ppl go to jail
<1> another blatent contradiction of the internet, lets seperate together!
<0> lol
<0> need coffee, brb
<1> mmmm rasberry cider
<1> it's actually not that great, but oh well
<2> mmmm orange juice ;)
<1> hey thats a good idea i have some vodka and orange juice
<2> ouuh... that's nasty
<2> its just as bad as blending vodka with coca cola
<2> just nasty
<1> to each their own
<0> Pollita: In respect to search engines (primarily google) what do you think the majority search for singular or plural? As example: 'nail' 25M resuls, 'nails' 25M results
<1> i'd search plural (even though you arent asking me)
<0> Pollita "roofing nails" not "roofing nail"



<1> i search by what i think will return relevant results, and by what i think makes sense, you'd never look for "a nail" so it makses sense to use nails
<0> jiggster but your a geek, a minority, not the majority
<1> of course, people who dont primarily speak english, often confuse plurals and singulars
<2> =PP
<1> then there's the AOL breed
<0> jiggster which are a majority
<1> but we all know they dont search anyways
<1> heh true enough
<0> book 1G, books 1.2G
<3> Jymmm: doesn't google automatically unplural things?
<0> aidan: No, they don't, that's the problem
<0> aidan google for book and books and you'll see
<3> oh damn. I gues roofing nail would match roofing nails still.
<4> hi
<3> http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=book&word2=books
<4> im trying to add a table to my database and i keep getting this error::: http://hashmysql.org/paste/viewentry.php?id=1455
<0> aidan: Ok here's one.... 'pant' 6M resutls, 'pants' 39M resutls
<3> haha
<0> aidan huge difference
<1> lol
<3> Jymmm: I don't know anyone who has ever said pant
<1> mmm what about man/men - woman/women!?
<0> shirt 85M, shirts 101M
<3> searching for book should match book and books. Why does searching for books match more? :/
<1> oh thats nice, women has more, whereas on the male side man has more
<1> thats messed up
<0> google has never distinguished between singular and plural
<0> now, here's a reverse.... cars 296M, car 461M
<0> where the singular has more resutls
<0> heh... person, persons, people
<0> jiggster: No, it's been an issue for a long time... the wording/design of your content/layout determines how you rank in google.
<1> oh :P
<0> jiggster something as simple as a single letter 's' can alter your ranking.
<1> how perverse
<5> question, if i want to replace a quote in php, how do i indentify it in str_replace
<0> jiggster 'wood carving' 3.5M, 'woodcarving' 930K, 'wood carvings' 1.9M, 'woodcarvings' 293K
<1> wow
<0> jiggster Example: "We offer a variety of wood carvings" would rank lower than "Quality Wood Carving, at reasonable prices"
<1> hmm
<0> jiggster So just the wording alone can help/hinder.
<1> great :\
<0> jiggster THEN.... 'carving' 9.8M, 'carvings' 3.8M
<1> heh
<1> alright i get the picture :P
<0> jiggster So 'wood carving' (singular) ranks lower than 'carvings' (plural)
<1> yar
<0> yet 'carvings' ranks highest of them all.
<0> err carving
<1> "come check out our wide selection of carving!!!"
<1> bleh :p
<6> Can you attribute that to one word vs two words?
<6> Theoretically shorter search phrases work better.
<0> mattmcc I didn't use quotes around the query
<7> hello there
<0> just googled and looked at the resutls in th ebleu bar
<0> 'computer' 3G, 'computers' 489M, now that's a HUGE difference
<0> mattmcc: googel computer/computers and car/cars
<8> hey, whats a great php editor that is opensource?



<0> mattmcc you mean how apple/dell on computer, and dell/apple on computers
<9> b0nk3r: phpeclipse
<6> No, how it's "Dell Computers Online" with a long description vs "Dell Computer Corporation" with a short one.
<6> Same URL.
<6> And the date is the same. Same thing for Apple too, I guess. "Apple" vs "Apple Computer Inc"
<0> mattmcc: Ah, ye old content altering! BMW got blacklisted from google.de for doing that.
<2> Doh
<10> i need some help
<6> Heh. I'm kinda glad that happened, now I have a good example to give people in #web when they ask how to change their site for search engines only.
<10> i re-compiled php4 with pcre and i still get Fatal error: Call to undefined function: preg_match() in /HDextra/VengefulSaints/www/forum/install/install.php on line 206
<6> Because my simply saying "Don't do that, ***hole" doesn't seem to be convincing.
<11> xaxa
<10> anyone have any ideas?
<11> mattmcc a very good example
<0> mattmcc: http://edition.cnn.com/2006/BUSINESS/02/07/google/
<6> Of course, they'll just come back with "Well, I'm not nearly as important as BMW, they won't notice."
<6> People are idiots.
<0> mattmcc: I've been saying that since 1000 BC
<8> thankyou DavidHKMrPowers i will look into it
<10> anyone, please?
<6> TML: A 20 year old security exploit? :P
<12> heh
<0> !rcs
<12> mattmcc: I didn't see a DSA on it
<0> !dsa
<12> Debian Security Advisory
<12> rcs is...rcs
<6> It, y'know, is.
<12> Revision Control System
<0> !dsa is <reply> [DSA] Debian Security Advisory
<13> okay, Jymmm
<0> !rcs is <reply> [RCS] Revision Control System
<13> Jymmm: okay
<0> !botsnack
<13> Jymmm: :)
<6> Clearly, we need an acronymfinder API.
<10> i re-compiled php4 with pcre and i still get Fatal error: Call to undefined function: preg_match() in /HDextra/VengefulSaints/www/forum/install/install.php on line 206
<0> mattmcc 2 down, a zillion to go =)
<12> hmm
<12> http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=352527
<12> "add support for the CVS/CVSNT commitid"
<0> is there actually a difference between <b> and <strong> ?
<6> Semantics.
<0> but as far as structure goes, no difference?
<0> h1-h6 etc
<6> Well, structurally they're both just inline elements. Semantically, <b>'s only meaning is visual. "Bold."
<6> Whereas <strong> has meaning; it's a strong emphasis.
<0> Ok, I'll stick with my Hx instead =)
<14> hey folks. my php (cli) started behaving strangely - it's stuck starting up in an endless loop - inside the oracle extension
<6> If they're headings, then of course the Hx elements are appropriate.
<0> mattmcc I use em to break content into sections
<6> Well, sections do often have headings. :)
<0> <h1>Your Penis and You</h1><h2>Intruduction</h2><h2>Care and Maintaince</h2><h3>Maintance Schedule</h3> etc
<1> god damnit Jymmm
<1> :P
<0> jiggster excuse you?
<15> has there been any javascript:setTimeout() problems with firefox?
<1> who needs to see that!?
<0> jiggster how old are you?
<15> for some reason, my page logs me out after like 45, 60 seconds although I have setTimeout() set to 3600 seconds
<1> 20 :p
<1> what i can bug ya?
<1> cant*
<0> jiggster Did you know that Testicular Cancer can be seen in males as young as 14yo?
<1> actually yes i did
<0> jiggster: Do you know how to test yourself?
<1> yes but i'd rather not discuss it in here :p
<0> !+##php
<13> ##php is really 'Pretty Horny People'. The computer language is just a cover.
<1> yes well
<1> feel free then
<0> jiggster Well there are many in here that have proibably never even heard of such a thing (less Armstrong)


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