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<0> like us gov
<1> what is finger breaking technique?
<2> Fushuing, yes. They tracked you down if you used stolen accounts and they came to your house and they broke your fingers
<1> ah, the KGB :D
<0> :)
<1> at least they did something about it
<1> here it's "Oh, a dailup account got stolen? More money for us"
<3> haha
<2> No, it was back in the time they charged people per kilobyte of traffic
<1> well?
<2> in certain areas of Russia they still do
<4> per *KILO*byte?
<1> stolen dailup account = more kilobytes = profit!
<1> Stormchaser: i think you mean kilo*BYTE*
<2> Fushuing, you don't get it. They were selling precharged accounts for like 1mb of data, and then you had to go to the post office and renew credit.. it is as bizzare as I think it sounds
<1> wait, no, i think i did too many all-weekers again >.<



<4> here in Slovenia a group of havkers stole like 3,000 dial-up accounts, but they got busted :)
<1> MikeSeth: so you mean the hackers stole precharged accounts that wern't used?
<2> so all the old school post-communist accounting offices used "electronic mail" to deliver documents to each other over UUCP.. and suddenly they couldnt because some 14 year old hax0red their account and used it up to download porn gifs from FIDO
<0> When I was a teenager I used to stole diaulup accounts. I had free internet for years
<1> FIDO = ?
<2> Fushuing, FIDOnet.. a story unto itself
<4> Fushuing: wikipedia.org/FIDO
<5> those were the days...
<4> don't forget BBS days :)
<2> I remember the BBS days "man new version of arj.exe is out, and it compresses 5% better!"
<1> so who sparkled the broadband idea?
<5> 300bps of love
<1> Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name.
<4> kids... :)
<0> arj -x -p -va noooooooooooo, my youth
<2> boots, triangle-shaped 300bps modems!
<1> TRIANGLE?!
<4> lessie...
<6> Fushuing, look at the 'Fidonet' entry.
<2> Fushuing, yeah, ISA cards
<1> FIDO is a coin cl***ification. (Freaks, Irregulars, Defects, Oddities)
<4> I'v got motorola 2400bps modem back then :)
<2> people used to be able to whistle 300 bauds and talk with the modems live
<1> i still have a PC that takes EISA
<2> Oh, 2 am
<2> I have to go to work tomorrow
<2> time for some more drugs & sleep
<7> how come session_set_cookie_params(1209600, '/'); doesnt effect the cookie timeout ?
<2> icebreak, did you apply the call before you started the session?
<8> icebreak: The timeout is happening on the server side, sessions are cleaned after 24 minutes.
<6> MikeSeth, where are you from? Same time zone here.
<4> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fido.net
<1> without the dot :P
<7> MikeSeth: yeah
<7> TheRandomAvenger: so what can i do ?
<2> SGershon, .il
<9> holy damn I completely forgot about arj ... you guys must be laying off the booze
<4> Fushuing: no, that's FidoNet...
<6> Me too.
<2> SGershon, oh.. you looking for work? ;)
<6> MikeSeth, not anymore.
<1> StormChaser: nothing on your link :S
<6> MikeSeth, but thanks ;)
<2> SGershon, PHP people are damn hard to find :(
<2> at least the ones that dont produce spaghetti code
<8> icebreak: Edit session.gc_maxlifetime or use your own session system
<4> Fushuing: Should I draw it for you, then?
<6> Yes. But there are freakos out there.
<7> TheRandomAvenger: i dont have access to that.. it's share hosting
<6> (that was my point)
<7> so i basically have no option ?
<2> I had this one guy who created a file called libdb.php and then made cl***es like db_cl***, dbcl*** and dbcl***1... all in the same file
<6> MikeSeth, Are you looking for a freelancer or a fulltime employee?
<8> icebreak: Unless someone else has an idea
<2> SGershon, fulltime
<4> !+jobs
<10> no job posting / asking for jobs on ##php (see /msg php-bot g7). You might want to check out: ##php.jobs http://www.geekfinder.com, http://www.monster.com, http://www.rentacoder.com or http://www.getacoder.com, or php.net/links, "Developers and Job Opportunities".
<6> Stormchaser, sorry.
<4> !+sorry
<10> Don't be sorry, just don't do it.



<2> icebreak, I can't /msg you, I am not registered
<6> Stormchaser, but we were not employng anyone.
<7> mikeseth join #icebreak
<8> icebreak: Sessions aren't intended for persistent user logins. I suggest you use a database and use sessions for the current session, and your own cookie for persistent logins
<4> SGershon: That was implied for the users who spoke about it...
<7> but then i need to do a db query each time
<11> hmm, wondering how many commands the bot understands... It seems to have an answer for everything :p
<7> and sessions are optimal for my problem, if i can figure how to fix this issue
<6> :)
<12> hello guys
<12> pastebin
<7> anybody else, maybe has a clue on to how can i change the lifetime of a cookie in a way that works ?
<13> hey guys
<4> blackeye: hm?
<9> icebreak, client side cookies, AFAIK, have an expiration date when set
<7> cant i delete it, and recreate it with a larger timeslice?
<8> icebreak: You don't have to do a db query each time, only when you don't have a session. Use it for the first request to create the session
<2> o/~ I will love you till the day that I die
<2> Gargabe rox
<12> http://pastebin.com/662267
<12> guys can someone look at the pastebin url
<12> thats the issue i am trying to solve but i have been failing
<9> icebreak, there may be an expire now?
<7> bricecube: what?
<12> Stormchaser http://pastebin.com/662267
<8> blackeye: Are you trying to execute another file?
<7> bricecube: what do you mean ?
<12> no i am not trying to execute another file
<12> i want a way to print the contents in a .php file (which will be plain source code) as i will be with other files.
<8> curl_exec() automatically echos the file, you don't have to do it yourself
<12> but if the php file has the code and that gets stored in the variable
<12> when i try to print it
<9> icebreak, can you just redeclare the cookie w/ a new expire time?
<12> it seems to execute it
<12> instead of printing the plain code
<7> bricecube: i'm trying, but it doesnt seem to work for some reason
<12> oh
<12> $ch = curl_init("file://$file");
<12> curl_exec($ch);
<12> just that ?
<8> blackeye: It is not executing, your browser is just getting confused by the PHP. Look at curl_setopt in order to return the result rather than print it, and use htmlspecialchars() to encode it for web display
<12> oh
<9> icebreak, set it to the current time / a time that has already p***ed
<14> theres like 40 people in the ajax channel, and nobody has said a word in the last 6 hours
<14> go figure
<12> thanks i will try and look in that direction
<4> blackeye: What the heck is wrong with highlight_file() / readfile()?
<7> i'll try a diffrent approach and see
<12> thanks themaximus
<12> i mean TheRandomAvenger
<8> blackeye: CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER is the specific option
<9> icebreak, it could be browser dependant... but I know setting a cookie to a time that has already p***ed will immediately delete it
<9> ... in netscape 4.5 ;)
<7> that i know
<7> i'll try something
<7> and see
<8> blackeye: If you are only trying to access off the local drive, file_get_contents is a simpler way of doing it
<12> oh ok
<4> blackeye: What the heck are you trying to do? Are you trying to display the file imediatly or put it into variable?
<12> either way is fine
<12> but as long as i dont see the
<12> display of the html
<12> i want to see that in plain text
<4> readfile()
<12> no i want to use curk
<12> curl and do it
<4> You also need to send the plain text headers before, tho... header('content-type: text-plain');
<4> why?
<8> Stormchaser: blackeye needs to escape the HTML
<8> Stormchaser: I'm ***uming that blackeye is doing this within another page, because just outputting a file is sort of pointless
<8> ... and Internet Explorer doesn't honor Content-type: text/plain
<4> mhm... then, blackeye: echo highlite_file('yourfilehere');
<12> guys got it :)
<12> thanks


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