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<0> is it so bad to go and discover what PHP can do until you break it?
<1> yes.
<1> use java for that
<0> ;(
<0> but java is a resource eater!
<1> point being?
<2> Fushuing: It's a waste of time, it's PHP, not ASM or C. $1000 USD via PP says you'll NEVER come up with somethign that is more secure than anyone has every come up with before.
<0> Jymmm: did i ever say i want it to be secure?
<3> Fushuing: you've just lost logic points
<0> in a non-sarcastic line that is
<2> Fushuing Didn't I say dont act stupid earlier, and Stormchaser also warned you too?
<0> i have even proven myself multiple times that my code isn't secure XD
<3> fushuing: your that idiot from the other day silliansomthing
<3> I've found you out!
<0> silli who?
<0> check the hostname



<0> or IP for all i care
<3> man i got a DUI last sunday night... then my roommate got a dui last night... :/
<4> DUMB*** -----> lith <----- DUMB***
<3> well mine was suspected DUI... I dont think i had a .08
<5> i was with my friend two weeks ago when he got his :\
<2> lith <--- BIG ****ING DUMB***
<0> heh
<3> Jymmm: i thought you'd like that ;)
<2> lith How ****ing hard is it to call a cab?
<0> DUI = ?
<6> driving under influence
<2> Fushuing driving drunk
<5> fushing RTFM!!!
<5> j/k
<3> Jymmm: Not hard at all... I wasnt drunk when i left... like i said i dont think i had a .08
<5> ;)
<0> Jymmm: how hard is it to take out your wallet and count the bills?
<3> Jymmm: They only started getting all alcohol talky when they looked at the empty corrona bottles in my back seat. (trash that i picked up while hiking... go figure)
<3> entirly bunk
<2> lith wasn't drunk?! wtf kind of excuse is that?! If you drank at all you shouldn't be driving
<2> lith so dui AND open container?!
<3> Jymmm: Suspected DUI
<3> but yes open container(s)
<0> isn't an open container illegal in some states? :S
<3> but they were bone dry
<7> If I have an setup like: $twodee = array( array("foo",0), array("bar",1) ); how do I sort based on the 2nd elements in the sub arrays? (eg 0 and 1, not foo and bar)
<3> he wouldnt listen to me though :/
<5> i'm going to restart my computer, $10 says fushuing gets kicked before i return
<2> lith it does't matter. it's open container, not empty container
<0> monkey_b: give me that money already
<5> lol
<5> brb
<8> someone was asking yesterday how to deny .hidden files in with php or apache
<2> lith how old?
<8> is he here now?
<0> dirty quit message :S
<0> he should be kicked for that
<6> funny
<3> Jymmm: 25
<2> Fushuing I will wait till he returns to kick you to get the $10
<0> we'll split it ;)
<2> Stormchaser 50%
<6> Jymmm: You're on! :)
<0> hey, what about me?
<0> without me, the bet wouldn't even BE there!
<2> fumanchi you get a muzzle
<0> muzzle?
<2> Fushuing you get a muzzle
<2> Stormchaser show Fushuing what he's won!
<3> hehe
<0> a mute?
<2> lith what state?
<6> Jymmm: okay :)
<3> Jymmm: Arizona...
<9> anyone know a good SQL tut/book/link?
<6> :)
<0> stormchaser :@
<0> you ruined the bet!
<6> no, I didn't...
<3> Ortzinator: depends on what for... there are resources all over the place



<0> yes you did!
<0> <5> i'm going to restart my computer, $10 says fushuing gets kicked before i return
<0> >.<
<8> Fushuing, how old are you?
<0> 16
<10> it shows.
<0> irrational behaviour is my excuse!
<0> *hic*
<3> Fushuing: theres no age minimun for this channel, butthere is a maturity minimum... I think your under the line to be on this ride :/
<0> aw :(
<8> Yeah haha
<11> hehe cute...
<0> you're taking advantage of a drunken minor!~
<0> pedophile!
<6> Fushuing: From a standpoint of a pretty sane person: Noone is keeping you here... You can leave at any time...
<0> Stormchaser: but my fingers are too tired to click the X button :/
<6> Monkey_b: Gimme $5! And for Jymmm $5 as well!
<12> I'm sure they could help you out with that.
<6> okay.
<11> hhahaa
<13> Stormchaser: <3
<14> Whats the best way to output the contents of whats between tags to a varable?
<6> regex...
<3> Tarantulafudge: preg_match()
<3> ereg_match
<6> ew.
<3> hehehe
<0> >.>
<10> lol
<3> hehehe
<13> LOL
<0> if you all laughed at my 'security technique'
<0> you should actually REALLY laugh at vBulletin
<15> We do
<0> as they have the same kind :P
<0> without the blowfish though
<3> Fushuing: I know that your time is probably not worth much... but the average hourly pay in here is probably close to 50 an hour... which means every minute you eat up is costing each of us usd$0.83 collectivly there are 400 other people in this room... your stupidity is costing us $332.00 a minute
<8> :)
<15> Damn, I only make about $20/hour
<15> But that's salary, and I get some benefits
<14> lith: I don't see how
<12> You choose where you spend your time, no one is able to waste your time but yourself.
<16> Tarantulafudge i do
<12> s/yourself/you
<12> Speaking of which... I better get back to development.
<17> I'm using fsockopen and while(!feof($fp)) I'm afraid that while the remote page is generating, the local page is using 100% cpu doing the while loop. Any advice?
<15> Yeah, don't use fsockopen
<17> nothing else works as well
<15> If you're just trying to get a remote page, use file_get_contents
<17> doesnt work in the way I need it to work
<17> ssl, htacces/htp***wd, post/get
<15> You can use stream contexts for POST
<15> And I'm pretty sure PHP has a perfectly good https wrapper
<17> as in what? ob?
<17> aka curl?
<15> You can use curl too
<17> what was the one you mentioned?
<15> PHP5 has context support for most file system functions
<17> perhaps
<15> No, not perhaps
<17> I was wondering if there was just an efficient way to do this
<15> It does
<15> I've experimented with it a bit, and it works quite well
<17> like while(!feof($fp)){ if [no output yet] sleep(1 second);
<2> lith: Well, all I can say is good luck with your court appearance.


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