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<0> damn it
<0> how awkward that there would be more then one tom b
<1> lol!
<1> Ah well, this ones me
<1> So, lol
<0> nice.
<0> welcome to my world.. freenode :p
<1> lol...
<1> Who do I ask to get this bitch fixed?
<0> everyone lol
<1> Is anyone on..?
<2> Lithium__: ...
<0> put your code at http://pastebin.com and ask the question
<1> lol, sorry, not used IRC before
<3> ?
<3> who hasn't used IRC before?



<4> Lithium__: Then please, take a few moments and familiarize yourself.
<4> !tell Lithium__ about guidelines
<3> particularly before you bother us with your n00b questions
<5> hellO! I have a php script that uses the unlink() function to delete some random file. But I cant delete the file.. what can cause this? it doesnt error or anything?
<0> Lithium__, on irc, you have a lot of big headed people calling you a noob. You'll get over it.
<6> if it's random, you sure you're deleting the right one?
<6> also.. permissions
<7> Lithium__ - I believe a vetrenarian could help you with that
<5> well I have a upload section. where the uploaded file will be called the md5_file().extension. The unlink doesnt error so I suppose the path is right
<2> enygma: :3
<7> ;)
<1> lol right. http://pastebin.com/711254
<4> lmao, enygma
<7> woo!
<5> but I have never changed any permissions before... before it just worked.. but now when I work in a vbulletin folder it is different
<7> does he know you're co-opting his name?
<5> sorrry. what are you talking about?
<4> Lithium__: You should read the documentation of the database cl*** you are using. There's probably a num_rows method or something.
<7> ;)
<1> Nah, I need to get the highest value of "catorder"
<1> normally, SELECT MAX(catorder) would work
<8> http://hashphp.org/pastebin.php?pid=7062
<1> but that returns non-sense
<2> ...
<2> define "non-sense"
<8> I got an error Warning: mysql_fetch_***oc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /srv/www/htdocs/shop/orders.php on line 14
<1> lol well not non-sense
<1> but
<1> stdCl*** Object ( [MAX(catorder)] => 4 )
<2> !+enter
<9> Don't use the enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<1> lol sorry
<1> When I print_r the array variable I get the above stdCl***
<10> how would I iterate through all the items in an array like $array['item'] - print_r?
<2> Lithium__: Then make an alias for that MAX
<11> punkcut foreach
<1> Sorry wolf - what do you mean?
<2> Lithium__: Exactly as I said. Do you know SQL?
<1> Yep
<7> I don't think so
<2> seconed
<4> Okay, I need to figure out this outlook menubar stuff.
<11> BigE fdisk
<0> stupid fags
<12> ah, ##java
<12> that explains a great deal. poor disgruntled people :(
<13> Guys, how can i find the minor version of PHP i have
<13> PHP 5.1.4 (cgi-fcgi) (built: Jun 15 2006 12:56:44)
<13> like 5.1.4-1, -2, -3 what is it
<2> <0> you're ****ing unhelpful. you give geeks a bad name. <-- I just made sure...
<12> Wolfpaws: your response is not quite verbose enough. please add 50 namespaces so that it correctly falls in to the java convention.
<2> eep!
<14> is there a way to validate that a checkbox has been checked before processing the form?
<15> hi...
<4> devexial: the -1 is the revision for the build... 5 = major; 1 = minor; 4 = build; -1 = revision
<4> I think, anyway.
<15> how can i scape "\" ??
<4> novata_peleona: \\



<16> CBTC, you mean _while_ processing the form ?
<15> ok
<15> thx u BigE
<4> !tell novata_peleona about u
<16> CBTC, simply check if its present using isset()
<13> BigE: you're helpful.. thanks :)
<13> BigE: so how can I find out which revision i have?
<4> devexial: Heh, I try.
<4> devexial: If there's no -1 after the version, you have the first revision of that build.
<13> BigE: ah. Annoying...
<15> BigE, i am spanish.
<4> novata_peleona: It's okay, just know that shorthand (or aolbonics) isn't allowed in here.
<15> why???
<15> is shorter.
<13> BigE: ah. So anyway, I'm trying to install an RPM for php-xml...and it says:
<13> php = 5.1.4-1 is needed by php-xml-5.1.4-1
<13> do I REALLY have to match the revision number?
<17> what does ^[a-z][A-Z]$ do?
<12> novata_peleona: that might be a good argument for an online game, but it's not a good one here.
<4> devexial: You just compiled from source, right?
<13> BigE Yes.
<18> `` i think that matches any upper case character which does not have a lower case character before it
<4> devexial: Then it's saying it wants the RPM for PHP...
<15> ok. we are talking about php not english language. It is enough
<15> for me.
<19> is there a tar equivalent to gz_open
<19> *gzopen
<13> oh
<4> devexial: You can't compile from source and install RPM extensions.
<10> jymmm : wanted to say thanks, thanks for answering my n00bish question.
<20> how can i use "strtotime" for a "DD/MM/YY" date format?
<4> novata_peleona: While you are here talking about PHP, you can use the english language to spell out words. It isn't good enough. If you want help in spanish, there is a #php.es channel I belive.
<13> BigE: Didn't realize.
<4> yarden: The same way you use it with any other format.
<4> $time = strtotime($date);
<13> BigE: So...I have to go and find all these XML libraries eh
<2> novata_peleona: Actually, both... Since we here speak english, we expect from you to do the same...
<13> libxml2 libxml libxslt
<13> etc etc
<4> devexial: Or just recompile PHP using --with-xml
<13> BigE: Can't...that was preventing me from compiling before, lots of "missing" libraries :(
<20> no no, my timstamp is allready "DD/MM/YY" i want to turn it to "YYYY-MM-DD"
<4> devexial: Ah, then yes... you need those.
<4> libxml-dev more importantly.
<4> yarden: Right... just convert it using strtotime() and then use date() to format it.
<13> Installing now.
<4> devexial: There should actually be a way to check the deps of php-xml so you know what exactly to install.
<4> Now... where does Me come from in VB?! heh.
<20> but it think its "MM/DD/YY" insted of "DD/MM/YY"
<13> BigE: Yeah...I'm looking that list now. It's messy
<4> yarden: Should still work... have you tried it?
<12> yarden: explode() on '/' and use mktime() to get the timestamp.
<20> ok, thanks
<4> caffinated: strtotime() won't convert?
<12> BigE: it may get confused with dates like 01/01/2006
<4> Ah, true.
<20> this happens : 22/01/06 - 01-10-2007
<11> 2006-01-01
<4> So yeah, explode() and mktime() it is. :)
<20> ok, thanks
<16> yarden, its MM/DD[/YYYY] that is supported
<16> and yes, strtotime should be able to convert it nicely.
<16> I wonder how it could get confused with dates like that: 01/01/2006 , there is absolutely no confusion possible with such dates.
<12> colder: except his date is not in that format
<12> colder: that was my bad, his dates are more like: 01/01/06
<12> colder: and yes, there is ambiguity because there is no real way for the engine to verify the order.
<16> ah, but the year doesn't need to be 4 chars long
<16> caffinated, the one that is supported is MM/DD
<16> and if the month == day and less than 13, there is no need to check the order :)
<12> colder: right, but he has DD/MM/YY
<21> is there something similiar to utf8_encode() that also encodes windows-1252 automagically?
<16> well ok then, he can't use strtotime on such dates ;)


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