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<0> shh!
<0> lol
<1> algum brasileiro ai
<2> tdd1984: pretty much, yeah. Start reading the manul about the functions.
<3> k
<3> this ginseng drink makes my eyes feel wierd :(
<3> richardlynch: thanks man
<4> then dont drink it
<3> lol yea im not gonna to anymore
<5> f4ruk http://br.php.net/mysql that's in portuguese
<3> zircu: have you ever drank em its like my eyes want to spin everytime i am reading, or scrool through my code lol
<5> oh, it isn't :)
<1> xshad tanks
<4> that is just the mirror
<6> MarkR42: could this be accomplished using the switch function to tell the php which answer was chosen ?
<4> if the language of choice has been chosen you will get protuguese otherwise english



<5> well, he can set up the site language to pt-br at php.net/my.php
<7> richardlynch: do you know what the limit for an AIX 5.3 system is?
<2> airwave: No, but folks in #aix would, if #aix exists. And it probably depends on the SHELL php is using as well.
<8> CBTC: It could but "if" is usually preferred, particularly if there are only two cases
<5> f4ruk out of curiosity, windows or linux ?
<4> airwave: you will most likely need to setup a wrapper application that does a SIGALRM
<4> tdd1984: i usually get that after a few shots of jagameister
<9> what is the best way to find out why psockopen is very slow in scripts ?
<9> *fsockopen
<10> hola
<6> MarkR42: I meant something in realtion to this --> http://pastebin.com/709547
<6> can I actually do that ?
<11> MatBoy: try using the ip instead of hostname
<4> MatBoy: psockopen?
<9> ||cw, was not making any difference, but I can try it again !
<11> MatBoy: try a traceroute
<4> prehaps a reverse is trying to be done on the other end?
<9> ||cw, it's all on the same router
<9> zircu, indeed, thought the same, but rdns is working ok
<8> CBTC: Not sure whether the syntax is exactly right, but that looks like you're on the right track.
<12> lalala
<6> you mean in relation to the 'name' and value=""
<6> ?
<6> I could post more of it to show you if you want
<4> be sur you set: $errors = array(); before you start the tests
<13> I'm trying to do a search with MySQL SELECT * from example where name = 'Frank Smith' but I want it so they can just the record using Smith is that with %?
<4> i would make the switch case insenstive as well, using switch(strtolower($_POST['gamechoice]) ) { case 'battlefield 2': ....}
<2> BrutusUnix: Yes.
<10> damn... my motivation to code is at an alltime low... ranking in at -10 today. :/
<2> lith: Just take the day off, then. :-)
<4> BrutusUnix: last time i read the mysql docs that was the character
<10> richardlynch: lol, tell that to my business partner :/
<2> Ever feel like you need a blow-up doll that looks like you to sit at your keyboard?... :-)
<7> how do I use an select within a select?
<7> select * from Users where userId=(select userId from Users where name='airwave'); (yes i know it's redundant, but I'm trying to figure this out)
<5> airwave #sql
<14> airwave: I thought you were told to ask SQL question in SQL channel
<2> airwave: Try it.
<5> wolfie!!
<15> g'day
<10> damn, i just want a blowup doll =P~
<16> how do i query what OS i'm on from within PHP?
<10> muahah
<2> r0xoR: echo PHP_OS;
<5> r0xoR echo PHP_OS
<16> ok thx
<14> heya, lig
<17> can someone help me figure out why my php script isnt running? Here is the code: http://pastebin.com/709571 and what it turns up: http://sunfear.uchicago.edu/cks.php
<2> ManiacMac: You haven't managed to install PHP correctly...
<2> ManiacMac: Or, perhaps more accurately, U of C did not install PHP on sunfear for you...
<17> son of a bitch, php was installed through a package manager on solaris
<5> ManiacMac you'd use <?php and not <php?
<17> well i manage the box
<17> i used <php?
<2> Ah: How about trying <?php instead of <php?
<17> lemmie try
<10> <?php is preferred over <php? because <php? doesnt work
<2> LOL
<10> ;)
<5> omg



<18> haha
<10> were all about best practices in this channel
<2> I even did "View Source" and didn't catch that the first time.
<2> My officemates wonder why I'm LOL...
<5> hehe
<19> you and your groupthink
<19> maybe 'doesn't work' was a requirement for his job
<10> richardlynch: I wouldn't tell anyone in your office about that one
<2> 'Sokay. They wouldn't even begin to get the joke.
<17> lol
<17> ok, so i had a newb moment, my first time using php since college
<14> ...right...
<20> ManiacMac: its alright. we've all had n00b moments at one point or another
<17> yeah
<2> Maybe we should put in a feature request for other_tags in php.ini for <php? to work? :-)
<17> ok, now to a diff q (now that it actually looks to be parsing
<20> haha
<17> i run the sql statement in the database and it works fine, but i seem to have no data turn up in the page. I am using one result to populate a feild in another query
<2> ManiacMac: You really ought to separate the mysql_query() and mysql_result() into two lines, so you can do some error-checking on the result of mysql-query() and maybe use mysql_error() to tell you what the DB didn't like about your query.
<2> For starters, the \' inside of the " will turn into bogus \' which MySQL ain't gonna like.
<17> k
<2> You're trying to hack a quickie answer in PHP instead of doing the job right... :-)
<17> well im trying to figure out the language w/o any real guidance aside from a few ****ty tuorials
<17> *tutorials
<2> ManiacMac: You seem experienced in other languages... Error Checking is seldom covered in tutorials, which ****s, eh? but you always end up adding 3X as much code for the error-checking as when you started.
<2> Even PHP doesn't change that Law of the Universe.
<17> yeah, heh
<21> Hi, Can I lauchn a dll(company dll to connect to sql server) from windows using php?
<17> most of my programming xp is in shell scripting and C/C++, so this is all new to me
<2> If this is a Real Project, consider http://php.net/set_error_handler and altering php.ini to not display errors and only log them and...
<21> any idea?
<2> ruben: http://php.net/exec and run an .exe file. Dunno about a DLL... You can maybe whip up a wrapper .exe file in VB or somesuch to get the DLL functionality.
<21> It possible then?
<17> heh, what isnt helping is that the installed version of vi on solaris ****s ***
<2> ruben: Your other option is to write a PHP custom extension such as: http://www.zend.com/php/internals/extension-writing1.php
<22> ManiacMac: that's just vi in particular. the fact that it's awful isn't platform-specific
<2> ruben: I believe it will be possible. I don't make promises about it working on Windows. I don't make promises about ANYTHING working on Windows.
<5> lol
<23> at least solaris's vi doesn't puke on large terminals anymore
<17> naw, I LOVE ViM on most platforms, but there isnt even ViM on solaris, just vi
<24> vmplayer makes many things work in Windows.
<2> Solaris vi pukes on wide terminals, pukes on arrow keys in insert mode, pukes on...
<23> ManiacMac: look in /opt/sfw/bin, if you're on a recent solaris
<17> richardlynch, basically pukes on everything
<21> richardlynch thank,s then phpcode exec(visualbasic.exe to connext sqlserver) and return the result?
<2> It really really ****ed when I worked at that University that used all Sun gear.
<17> well im on sol10
<22> Vim .. a slightly less *** version of vi
<17> i installed pkg-get on it too, I guess i should just look and see if a newer version of vim is in there
<23> richardlynch: they modernized their vi sometime recently. i had a 200x70 xterm on a sol10 box and it worked. :)
<2> ruben: I got no idea if it will work, but you can try.
<25> hi, I am wondering if php can do everything javascript does?
<23> as for arrows? dunno. i don't tend to use them
<2> It was a year ago, almost.
<23> punk: no.
<17> I use vim all the time on my powerbook and my linux workstation with no issues, its just solaris really
<5> punk JS is client side, php is server side, so the answer is no
<23> xshad: unless you're using iis. but php still can't be used on the clientside :)
<2> punk: in the sense of sheer programming, yes. In terms of using the two, they never even run on the same machine, so no, neither can do ANYTHING the other can do.
<24> wasn't there a project a while back that tried to embed php into a browser as a script choice?
<2> Actually, there's a PHPScript that, theoretically, one could get a user to install and be client-side.
<2> It's in PECL or PEAR.
<24> But the odds of both users going to your site are pretty slim.
<26> Anyone ever use APC? http://pecl.php.net/package/APC ... I am thinking about setting it up and was looking for any input.
<25> I don't really care if it's client-side or not, just need to make sites more dynamic
<27> hi, can anyone help me with what's most likely a _very_ simple regex? I want every occurance of * replaced by a <br>
<2> foo: Didn't you ask this yesterday?... Just install it on a dev box and play with it already.
<26> hmm, heh, good idea.
<2> ryuhse: str_replace('*', '<br />', $text);
<26> richardlynch: Thanks.


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