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<0> http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.variables.predefined.php
<1> thanks
<0> 3.12 on the main page
<0> look for "predefined"
<0> I gotta look em up all the damn time :(
<1> 8)
<0> although, I'm cool enough to never use REQUEST ;)
<1> hrrhrr
<2> http://thedailywtf.com/forums/60067/ShowPost.aspx <-- fun, too :)
<1> if(is_file("content/".$_page)) { <- does this look errornous(spelling)? $_page is "start.php"
<0> Stormchaser: my boss writes like that
<0> why would you use a _ :(
<0> rather, an _
<1> ? =)
<0> $_page... has an underscore in it
<0> makes the baby kog cry



<1> it's a "settings"-variable
<1> I have all those with a begginning _
<0> eml: but no, you're going to need the full URL
<0> because it's a remote file
<1> tho, I suppose it's not correct
<0> http://arf.com/content/$page
<2> No, okay... Kog: *BANG*!
<0> Stormchaser: whyfor you shoot at me :(
<0> Stormchaser: shoot my boss instead
<2> (forward this bullet to your boss :) )
<0> Stormchaser: I'm not sure if you heard me talking about it... but I had to lecture my boss on SQL
<0> Stormchaser: he was telling me that having WHERE clauses refer to multiple tables was "illegal SQL92"
<0> oh sorry, "wasn't ANSI"
<0> Stormchaser: he was telling me my results were bad because I used where blah = blah instead of INNER JOIN
<0> Stormchaser: so I kindly pointed him to section 7.4 of SQL92 and told him to get a ****ing clue
<1> Kog, looks like something's really wrong, cause if I do is_file("content/start.php") it doesn't work either 8)
<0> Stormchaser: then I ran his query, demonstrated that he joined it incorrectly (whoops... you mean manufacturers aren't products?)
<0> eml: did you miss the part where I said you need the full URL? ;)
<1> Kog, waddayamean? :PP
<0> eml: is_file("http://arf.com/start.php";)
<0> doofus ;)
<1> ah, =)
<1> sorry :((
<0> naw, it's all good, hence the winky smile
<3> erm, I dont think is_file works on URLs, file_exists does for sure though
<1> like /www/eml/folder/content/start.php then
<0> AcidReign: oh sorry, good point
<0> AcidReign: but he still needs url wrappers on... and he may not have them on
<3> is_file does a stat() call on the FS, (to get the file type, and check if the type is regular file)
<2> AcidReign: file_exists is fopen-aware only in PHP5 :)
<0> eml: only if the file is local
<1> Kog, it is
<0> eml: I thought you were checking a remote file...
<1> well, /www/eml/folder/content/start.php didn't work either
<3> Stormchaser: um, I dont think so, I remember Pollita implementing that in 4.3
<1> hehe =)
<2> http://thedailywtf.com/forums/59031/ShowPost.aspx <-- I *LOVE* those :)
<0> eml: "didn't work"
<0> ?
<3> but I haven't looked at the manual for that
<1> Kog, ye
<0> AcidReign: pollita is on the dev team?
<1> is_file returned false
<2> AcidReign: I'll check
<0> AcidReign: can you convince her to slap them for GOTO?
<0> eml: and I'm guessing y ou're claiming it IS a file
<3> Kog: Pollita WROTE goto
<0> AcidReign: well... I must have words with her
<1> Kog, well it is
<4> i have a book that says getenv("REMOTE_ADDR"); and the php.net manual says getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); they both work which is correct ? ' or "
<3> raden: irrelevent
<2> Kog: From what I hear, you won't be seeing GOTO in PHP :)
<5> raden: both. read php.net/echo for the differeences
<4> AcidReign, so either can be used ?
<0> Stormchaser: according to the notes it says they'll be called "break labels"
<4> ||cw, thanks for the indexing :)
<3> Kog: that was mostly theory anyway



<6> ok that didnt work
<2> Kog: Link?
<3> raden: of course
<0> Stormchaser: I don't have it any more... it was notes from their meeting in paris or wherever
<0> where they met to discuss PHP6
<3> raden: the only difference is variable replace ment is done in double quotes ("foo $bar")
<2> "Tip: As of PHP 5.0.0 this function can also be used with some URL wrappers. Refer to Appendix M for a listing of which wrappers support stat() family of functionality." <-- who's da man? :)
<0> why you'd intentionally add GOTO into an older language... I can't even begin to want to guess
<3> replacement*
<0> Stormchaser: apparently he's doing local files
<6> will file_exists() validate links?
<5> and escape codes
<0> eml: I was confusing you with painkiler ... sorry
<2> Kog: Are you reading derric's nots?
<0> Stormchaser: yes
<2> Kog: Those are OLD
<1> np Kog, I've got it working =)
<5> painkiler: what's the man page say about its fopen wrapper compatability?
<0> Stormchaser: I haven't been in here in a while...
<6> let me check
<0> Stormchaser: no offense to her, but I thought it was cataclysmically stupid
<0> that's what I get for being a computer scientists
<2> Kog: Do you mean this: http://www.php.net/~derick/meeting-notes.html#adding-goto?
<6> what allow_url_fopen?
<0> singularize that last one please
<6> its off
<0> Stormchaser: yes
<2> Kog: Her patch got into PHP, and it was kicked out later on...
<0> Stormchaser: I wasn't aware Pollita ~= Sara
<0> but it makes enough sense
<2> no, Pollita === sara
<2> er... Sara
<0> I'm using the mathematical sense
<6> how do i get this working?
<0> they're congruent
<0> but anywho... it seemed pretty damn insane to me
<6> all i need to do is validate a .jpg link
<6> if it works echo it
<2> what? I hate math, and I don't know that that word means :)
<3> ~= is often regex too... and I dont think you can apply a REGULAR expression to Pollita, it just won't work.
<0> Stormchaser: equivalent... equal... the same
<0> AcidReign: what about an irregular expression?
<3> Kog: I was just gonna say that...
<0> AcidReign: or a just plain odd expression
<2> Kog: Probably because GOTO is 99.9999% of time abused not used...
<0> Stormchaser: well, being a computer scientist I'm against all non-elegent algorithms. I hate break, continue and GOTO
<7> any way to get a splice of array? lets say 4..8 elements..
<0> there's only one place break can be used: switches. and even then it's not syntactically necessary
<8> hi
<8> is there a special structure in PHP that tells me what page I'm currently on?
<8> I've got this php file called menu.php
<8> it's repeated in all my php files
<9> Anyone know how I can get the product information from this page? http://www.hattelco.se/ps.asp?it=91641 ? I cannot use CURL since sadly, the server that will run the script does not support the CURL-library... The product information I need starts at "Features and benefits" and then proceeds down to the "KOP"-button (a blue button as you see)...
<10> laurens_: http://www.php.net/reserved.variables
<3> Kog: it is unless you do a lot of redundant testing in your switch
<0> CopyNinja: sockets?
<3> Kog: but then again, switch is optional, and not even included in Python ;-)
<2> CopyNinja: sockets
<9> Kog: How do you mean?
<0> AcidReign: no - it's not syntactically necessary
<0> CopyNinja: gotta scrape the HTML and parse it yourself
<2> !+sendtohost
<11> http://mmcc.cx/sendtohost
<3> Kog: how else would you prevent code falling though to the next case?
<0> CopyNinja: sockets come in handy
<0> AcidReign: "return"
<9> Stormchaser: was that for me?
<2> Kog: Without function?
<2> CopyNinja: yes.
<0> Stormchaser: I'm not saying you SHOULD do it
<12> CopyNinja: use a socket to generate a HTTP request, receive the code - and use it
<0> Stormchaser: I'm saying you CAN do it
<3> Kog: so you'd make a seperate function for every switch...
<0> AcidReign: see above


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