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<0> but i'm not stupid ;)
<1> wanna bet
<2> i beg to differ
<3> Fushuing, you're right #m,000 instead
<2> being cautious does not mean intelligence
<4> Jymmm: i think hes betting you
<0> *snoar*
<4> hoo rah!
<2> <3
<1> Fushuing JOOS SNORE TOO LOUD!
<5> hey guys, i have an unusual affect happening with my php code... well mainly how exec() works... i'm calling a .py which which outputs a % of it's progress, if i run it via shell this updates perfectly, but if i call it via PHP using exec() and make the .py run in background, the file i am outputting too only seems to update every 4096bytes, not 'live'... anyone have any ideas?
<2> Stormx2: sorry...
<6> Never take that advice :P
<6> uh oh
<3> This place is way more exciting than those linux channels
<0> i am going to conduct an experiment in this very room
<6> NovaKing: Eek, not really. Can't you edit the python file and make it output text using echo?
<6> NovaKing: Rather than updating the terminal display
<0> and it's about if PHP programming and weed are related to eachother
<7> lol
<2> Fushuing: sounds entertaining
<5> i didn't write the python script
<6> xD I can see where this is going
<0> wanna get high?
<2> i'm all eyes that are connected to my ipod
<2> *ears
<5> it just outputs a % that it's up too
<5> calling from ssh the python outputs perfectly
<6> Fushuing: WHO DOESN'T?!?1eleven
<0> i actually got it from today's penny-arcade :S
<5> but via exec( "file.py &" );
<5> it only updates every 4096bytes
<6> NovaKing: No idea, sorry
<0> it's supposed to be !11!11!1oneoneone man!
<6> SOZ
<0> not !11!1!!111eleven
<3> Jesus.. people actually use chatzilla?
<2> Fushuing: you're supposed to "leave" not "stay"
<0> stormx2: doens't php limit buffers?
<2> but nobody is correcting you
<3> Fushuing, what about LSD + PHP
<5> no worries Stormx2, thanks for atleast saying something, hopefully someone can help me
<0> Hit3k: not LSD in the house
<6> mount /dev/Fushuing /media/vibrator
<0> NovaKing: i THINK it has to do something with the buffer PHP has
<0> yech
<6> NovaKing: yeah sorry
<6> NovaKing: Maybe post on some forums :P
<0> format c:/Stormx2 /y
<6> more; more; more;
<5> checking buffering now
<5> seeing if i can find anything in regards to that
<5> and testing
<5> thanks for the suggestion
<6> you guys are booring :P
<6> i should do something fun
<6> like code a php interpretter in brain****
<8> brain**** rocks
<0> "aaaw, so cu-- AAAAH IT BIT ME HANDS OFF!" - Drugs r bad, yo
<3> I wrote a BOFHEDB last night in about 5 minutes
<0> edb?
<7> what's a BOFHEDB?
<3> Excuses DataBase
<9> does PEAR come with php automatically?
<0> pastebin it
<3> pfft
<6> 'Hello World' in brain****: ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
<10> atwhever no
<0> Stormx2: i remember that!
<8> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain****
<0> i totally brainfarted
<8> atwhever: depends..
<11> atwhever: PHP can import PEAR cl***es with default installation
<8> exactly, depends on the configuration
<8> brain**** is called like that since it ****s with your brain ?
<9> hmm i've got only webspace, no actual server, so is it possible to install that without having access to the servber?
<1> icebreak ya think?
<11> atwhever: What do you mean?
<10> can anyone please tell me why i am getting the errors
<10> Warning: domdocument() expects at least 1 parameter, 0 given in /home/zenmedia/public_html/installation_process.php on line 48
<10> Fatal error: Call to undefined function: loadhtml() in /home/zenmedia/public_html/installation_process.php on line 54
<3> Jymmm, It could've been written to actually **** your brain
<10> from this php
<10> http://pastebin.ca/49397
<3> uh..
<11> Max: Are there any paramters p***ed to domdocuent?
<3> it means you have to have something in the domdocument() brackets
<1> ok, next stupid response in the channel gets spanked without notice
<9> well, how to install PEAR on my webspace? do i just copy all the PEAR stuff in a radom directory and import everything? i don't know how to implement it
<0> In the movie L'Auberge espagnole, the abbreviation of the French word for university is fac, which is mistaken for **** by one of the British characters.
<1> atwhever if you need help with pear, try #pear here or on efnet
<9> ok thx
<6> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L33t_programming_language roffle
<1> php-bot g1
<1> php-bot no botsnack for you!
<12> :), Jymmm
<8> roflllllll
<1> icebreak: wha choo laffin at punk!
<8> atyo
<5> hrmm, tried changing output_buffering to diff values, didn't seem to affect it.
<5> this is quite annoying
<0> scoobiesnacks!
<1> boobiesnacks!
<13> ahh1
<13> hey im looking to get live time on my php page, i suppose is using java, how do i do this?
<14> live...time?
<15> java?
<15> wtf is java?
<1> enygma opposite of dead time
<14> heh
<7> what do you mean by "live" time?
<1> not to be confused with dead zone
<16> surfdue, i ***ume you mean a clock on your page
<13> yes cheese head
<13> simple text, basically a dynamic date() ;)
<7> one that keeps updating?
<1> js, try #web
<17> does an if statement require an else statement?
<16> PHP is server side, which means it will the date from the server side. If you want actual time for the client, you go client side with javascript, or flash
<7> no, it doesn't
<1> lorfds no
<13> i found one :)
<15> Jymmm: whats this "try #web" nonsense?
<15> Jymmm: why are you p***ing them our way :)
<0> goto #web
<7> /join #web
<1> hax it's javascript
<15> you people **** :P
<15> lol
<1> hax becasue all the smut is in #web
<15> Jymmm: we like it dirty
<1> hax DUH!
<17> http://hashphp.org/pastebin.php?pid=6521
<14> yes, Jymmm does ****
<17> so if i just put that in my code, without an else statement, it will only run that code if the statement is true, and will ignore it otherwise?
<15> Jymmm: oh yeah, you like a complete dom don't you...
<15> Jymmm: wanna manipulate that? yeah... thats right... find the node...
<1> but enygma swallows
<7> yeah that's right
<14> uNF
<4> haha, Apple uses a file extension called Woa
<6> lol, theres a website called devianTART, how lame.
<7> yes
<6> itrebal: www.woh.co.uk local webdesign company
<7> it's a good site
<7> deviantART
<4> Stormx2: lol
<4> i just bought Our House off itunes, i had too :/
<4> to, rather
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