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<0> this channel is so dead it's lame
<1> can anyone tell me what this means: /[0-9]+.[0-9]+.[0-9]+.[0-9]+/
<1> can I use it to say ip_address1+.ip_address2
<2> I'll op everyone to start off with, then as the channel gets L, just op the regulars.
<2> arf.
<2> Wrong channel.
<0> op me
<3> azuranz: ...why?
<0> i want world peace
<0> itrebal can you please help me with this
<0> checking the values of checkboxes
<3> not at the moment
<4> hio
<3> try checked="checked"
<0> no i mean. Php If valueis checked~
<0> http://pastebin.com/660949



<5> wow, i simply can't make php5 on win32 with apache2 load any extensions
<5> can someone please help me?
<5> i'm an hour deep into this and i can't figure anything out
<6> azuranz: change $DAYS.$i to $DAYS[$i]
<6> hax: do any changes you make to php.ini show up?
<7> I have a PHP IRC bot, is there any way I can make it reload the file when I type a command (I know to do functions and stuff, I just don't know a method for reloading the file)
<6> hax: where it says Configuration File (php.ini) Path in phpinfo() output, paste exactly what value php gives
<0> philip I did. When i press submit, the page loads again but the box i ticked earlier is not ticked
<5> philip: c:\php\php.ini
<6> azuranz: i'm just telling you correct syntax
<0> yeah
<5> philip: i only change the extensions_dir and uncommented the mysql line
<0> have a look at this. This is the full script
<5> philip: sec, i'm posting the apache error
<5> philip: gimmie a sec though, i'm using a really awkward rdesktop setup
<0> maybe you can chuck it just quickly into a php file and run
<0> http://pastebin.com/660952
<5> philip: PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library 'C:\\php5\\php_mysql.dll' - The specified module could not be found.\r\n in Unknown on line 0
<6> azuranz: i've told you how to change $DAYS[] = $_GET["DAYS[]"]; at least four times
<0> I DID
<5> philip: and i can make that say \\php5\ext too, its no problem
<5> philip: i've also copied the dll into system32
<0> oh
<0> ^_^
<5> philip: nothing works
<5> philip: i think its because of that "\r\n in Unknown on line 0"
<5> but i have NO idea what that means
<0> yeah i changed that bit
<6> hax: have you dealt with libmysql.dll?
<6> oh :)
<0> http://pastebin.com/660955
<5> philip: its all copied everywhere it could possibly need to be
<6> azuranz: your form is post not get
<0> where
<0> oh ok
<0> http://pastebin.com/660957
<5> philip: the dude who's running this server won't run linux... so i don't know what to do
<5> philip: but i really need this to work
<5> philip: any ideas at all?
<5> philip: google reveals nothing
<6> azuranz: you still use echo $DAYS.$i;...
<0> yeah
<0> I tried [$i]
<6> hax: not sure what to say :)
<5> philip: it looks like this is simply not going to work
<6> azuranz: i told you the correct way twice, stop randomly trying other ways
<5> philip: intensely frustrating
<0> philip: i have tried $DAYS[$i]
<6> hax: permissions problem? :)
<5> philip: its windows...
<6> hax: shouldn't you be using ext/ dir?
<5> philip: i'm concerned about that \r\n line
<5> philip: i've tried them all
<6> try the one where your dll files are, and stick with it... :)
<6> this is something you should KNOW and not question
<0> philip: As per ALL your suggestions: http://pastebin.com/660962
<5> philip: i copied my dll files EVERYWHERE
<5> philip: so i can't possibly be having this problem
<6> heh
<5> philip: its not that its not finding the dll... its this \r\n Unknown thing
<5> thats gotta be whats screwing it up



<6> azuranz: you will never come across the "on" value as you set values for your checkboxes
<0> what do you suggest then
<5> omg
<6> problem is usually something simple :)
<5> philip: no, for real, i'm angry
<5> heh
<0> cause it's been like 2 hours and i'm bout to give up ay
<6> azuranz: do you ever feel frustrated while writing php code while at the same time not knowing php? :)
<0> yeah i do
<8> hax: no, for real, we don't care.
<0> thats why i seek help from the rarely helpful, often patronising ##php
<6> azuranz: i've given you a ton of simple php fixes, don't even say that
<6> fact is you know NOT php yet expect this channel to write your code
<0> i've applied all your suggestions thus thar philip.
<0> incorrect
<5> Jymmm: always loving words
<6> well, good luck, my welcome matt is worn out :)
<6> hax: so, what was the problem? :)
<8> azuranz: If you find the responses you get from ##php to be patronizing, it's due to the fact that you didn't bother listen and/or didn't bother to take the time to read the manual, google for examples, or even try and help yourself.
<5> philip: heh
<5> philip: i'm downgrading to apache1.3 and php4
<5> philip: because that **** used to work
<5> heh
<0> yeah
<0> lifes a pearl
<5> lifes in perl?
<0> ##phps even betta
<6> some people aren't teachable, such is life
<9> heh
<5> ****in' a
<5> it works
<7> I have a PHP IRC bot, is there any way I can make it reload the file when I type a command (I know to do functions and stuff, I just don't know a method for reloading the file)
<10> DarthLappy: err, as in, re include?
<10> DarthLappy: you can't redefine functions in PHP
<6> DarthLappy: consider http://php.net/runkit
<11> Hey, is there anything about member variables in a cl*** that would make the concat operator act funny?
<3> DarthLappy: also consider a different language...
<6> heh
<7> Aw...PHP is so easy. And works fine.
<4> 0.O
<10> DarthLappy: so is Python
<4> did an asp dev pay you to say taht DarthLappy ?
<3> DarthLappy: except when it doesnt, and when it eats all your memory
<4> to state the OBVIOUS?
<3> it eats your memory for breakfast, and lunch, and dinner. and everwhere in between, too
<6> http://pear.php.net/package/Net_SmartIRC
<11> Hmm... private $base_query = 'String here'; works fine, but private $base_query = 'String'.'here'; generates: Parse error: parse error, unexpected '.', expecting ',' or ';' in /home/surye/httpd/httpdocs/gdcs/includes/NewsItem.Cl***.inc.php on line 14
<3> Surye: it doesn't like concatation in the original declarations
<11> Ah, okay. Odd, well, all I was using it for was so the lines arn't too long, so I'll just live with a long line =P
<10> Surye: property declarations must be constant expressions.
<5> can win32 php mail()?
<6> there are various smtp settings for this in php.ini
<12> which different between substr() and substring()?
<10> kisi: substr() exists, substring() doesn't
<12> AcidReign: but i can use substring() in php and mysql project such as : substring($str,0,100);
<10> Fatal error: Call to undefined function substring()
<10> kisi: it's not part of PHP
<10> kisi: it'd be in the manual if it were
<10> and it's not
<12> AcidReign: see here"<?php echo substr($rv_crow['rv_bodytext'],0,500)."........"?>" it's work well,why ?
<13> where is the location for php.ini ?
<10> MrNaz: phpinfo()
<14> Suggestion please, Should i using "Database Cache" using file+serialize() ? or its will give me same performance ? *since unserialize itself take time*
<10> kisi: er, why wouldn't it?
<10> Ox41464b: er, huh? what?
<14> ... :(
<10> Ox41464b: databases are fast, you just need to index them
<12> AcidReign: it's my wrong / sorry / is there this function "substring(0,MAX_COMMENT_SHOW)"
<13> AcidReign thanks
<14> kisi: php.net/substr
<3> is str_replace('../', './' $dir); significant enough if you give the beginning string and the end string? ie: include('/home/user/file_'.$dir.'.inc.php');
<15> werd up ma bitches :)
<10> kisi: substring is not php


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