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<0> ill try to recreate them
<1> but do note the refferer can be faked by anyone who's willing.
<0> yeah
<2> Quite easily
<2> Does anyone know if I can use prepared statements on a SELECT * query then? I'm not seeing any way to bind the results
<3> anyone use php-syslog-ng?
<4> !+g10
<5> Guideline #10) We don't support script(s). We help you *write* PHP, not recommend or download and install/hack/modify/adapt/use pre-written scripts
<3> ugh
<1> anyone use php-bot? it keeps malfunctioing with the message that starts " Guideline #10) We don't support"...
<4> NeoThermic: *stab*
<1> *bleed*
<6> are there benchmarks or opinions on how much overhead going pure OOP in PHP5 slows down a web app, if at all
<2> I think I saw one that said it was as fast as java
<2> let me see if I still have the link
<6> that would be ideal



<6> if you can find that link, that would be great
<2> Yeah, I'm looking
<4> woof
<2> http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/digg_phps_scalability_and_perf.html
<2> also talks about digg, but there is also the info on java -> php performance
<6> awesome, thanks
<1> [04:29:03] <2> I think I saw one that said it was as fast as java <- I'm not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing
<2> Well either way, it's good for an interpretted language that isn't running from bytecode
<7> NeoThermic: Java is fast, mind you.
<1> Mm. I have my reservations about the language of Java though. and if it wasn't 4:40am, I would detail my reasons. Which would then be ****ted on, but hey, opinion is free :)
<2> Not if the NSA has anything to say about it...
<6> "The NSA would like to remind everyone to call their mothers this Mother's Day. They need to calibrate their systems."
<2> lol
<1> "MI5 just called the NSA and reminded them their system is a few weeks out, as mothers day was last month..."
<3> what function do i use to conver unix time stamp into say.. seconds? I have a feeling im doing my calc wrong between the alarm time and the calculated end time? http://pastebin.com/716413 http://tightwork.org/bush-counter/
<8> theres probably an easier way to do it, but try something like....
<8> $diff = (strtotime(date($then_year."-".$then_month."-".$then_day." ".$then_hour.":00:00") - $now)
<8> or $calculation, whatever you had
<8> then do your calculations on it, then echo date("y-d-m hh:mm:ss", $result);
<9> and b1n0ry definatly isn't around...
<10> what would be the easiest way to get PHP syntax highlighting?
<10> like with bbcode
<10> like [php] in vbulletin
<11> steal someone else's code, obviously
<11> :p
<10> that was my thought but i cant find any :P
<12> highlight_string()
<2> Ortzinator: GeShi
<2> that too
<2> Geshi does 30+ langs
<10> i tried GeShi but i couldnt get it to work the way i wanted
<10> that is to say i dont know how to seperate hte code from everything else to do the highlighting
<12> you could use preg_replace()
<3> whats the diff of using strtotime to date, or mktime? dont they both make unix time stamp?
<7> stealth: Why don't you read the manual pages for them? php.net/strtotime, php.net/function.date, php.net/mktime
<9> hey Kuja
<3> thanks so much
<7> Hey
<9> whats up?
<7> itrebal: Just perfecting HumanTime and adding features :)
<9> kuja: good stuff, did you clean up that block of code?
<7> The whole ****ton of ternaries? No not yet :P
<9> lol
<13> say i have an entry for zip codes, i require 5 numbers, but when people enter 00012, it still works, and it goes into my DB as 12. Can i fix this?
<7> Elekchron: You can cast it to an int, for example (int)"00012" #=> int(12), or you could use trim(), such as: trim("00012", "0") #=> "12"
<14> varchar vs int
<14> Elekchron: what's your feild type
<7> Elekchron: 00012 is in actualality 2 numbers as far as your program is concerned, no?
<15> hello i seem to be having problems using apt-get install php5-gd, can anyone help me?
<16> Hey there
<16> Images and PHP
<17> I have two require_once('foo'); in two different files included in from one php file. The define()'s in the foo file complains about constant already defined. How is this possible?
<16> Does anyone know how to make php display an image?
<17> what's the name of the ? operator, for ***ignments like $a = $b < $c ? $b : $c;
<17> i can't find it in the docs
<18> The_Ball: its the ternary operator
<15> oh now i know =)
<17> maskd_, thanks
<19> I want an include() page to have a function that is cogniscent of which page it is called under. Eg. function do_something(){ if (this.page.is.index}($do->this ) else( $do->that ) }
<19> which variable am I looking for here ? ... some enviroment variable I suppose ... ? How do I list the env vars ?
<20> hey when I'm using an include inside a table it's really messing up my formatting and doing weird things to the table, is there anyway to avoid this?



<20> all that's in the include file is a simple form
<20> never mind
<20> :(
<20> still had the html and body tags which I think was messing it up
<20> nope
<20> any ideas
<20> ?
<9> Smaxor: thats for #web, not ##php, sorry
<20> hmm ok thought because it was php I'd ask in here and that it deals with includes
<21> Ok, does anyone remember my problem?
<21> nevermind
<21> gotta go
<21> bye
<0> lol
<22> rofl
<23> Anyone up?
<24> I am
<23> Hey...
<9> i shouldn't be
<23> I have a form that posts to the same file which uses the post to do various things... but I also want to use some GET vars in the URL without losing the post... any ideas?
<25> You can post to a foo.php?this=that&bar=eek url
<24> <form action="page.php?get=yes baby!">
<23> Err... not exactly...
<23> You see, I want to have a link on the page which adds the GET to the URI.
<24> Javascript
<24> change the action of your forms
<23> Not from the form... it's supposed to be done AFTER the post has been sent.
<23> Gah. No other way?
<24> I think I am miss reading your question
<24> please explain in more detail what you are trying to do
<23> Someone inputs something into the form and hits "submit"...
<23> It reloads the page and now $_POST var is set.
<23> Now, I want to add a link which will add a $_GET flag to the URI...
<23> But changing the URI makes you lose the $_POST var.
<23> Do you follow?
<24> yes
<24> the best solution for your problem is to use sessions or cookies
<23> I want to preserve the $_POST var.
<23> Shadow_mil: Well, obviously $_SESSION['field'] = $_POST['field'] won't solve it...
<23> Shadow_mil: Because when you reload... $_SESSION has been reset to "".
<24> make sure you have your session_start();. if you do, then $_SESSION['field'] will retain its value
<23> Oh, right.
<24> you can use If statments to make sure you do not write over you session var with a empty post
<23> Yeah.
<24> Tell me what you guys think of this: http://67.141.244.39/midi/gui.php
<23> Hm...
<23> Not working.
<24> my page?
<23> Ah, nevermind.
<23> :D
<24> lol
<23> Shadow_mil: No, the thing I wanted to do...
<24> o
<23> Shadow_mil: I didn't set session_start() at the very top of the file.
<23> Shadow_mil: Nice... is it for a song or some such?
<24> You can write your own songs
<24> I still have a lot more work to do with it
<23> That's really neat.
<23> :D
<24> but its not bad for after 3 days
<24> MIDI file format take forver to learn
<26> is there a good tut to learn how to maintain sessions? I use a very crude method to login / logoff. Dunno if its the right method...
<24> basix: most people save the p*** and user name in sessions then vaildate the user on each page
<24> well save the md5 p***
<9> i did that once
<9> then i realised it was dumb
<24> and why is that dumb?
<9> i now just store the username
<9> one less query call per page
<24> true.
<9> validation of the username and p***word isn't necessary, unless its gotten from the cookie
<24> but if you need to bad the user or something, as long as he stays loged in, nothing you can do about it
<9> sure there is
<24> ban*


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