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<0> mattmcc ++
<1> winmutt: Ive used quanta, but I dont remember cuz it was a while back :(
<1> winmutt: I love zend though hahaa
<2> myconid: yea, thats bull****
<3> hi all, I need some help with a line
<4> myconid: don't be a troll
<5> dont be retarded.
<2> wtf is this doing!?
<0> ooo now that is trolling
<6> guys what about brace highlighting? i find that kinda usefull
<7> myconid: An IDE has nothing to offer me except possibly a handy debugger.
<4> wow, that's been a while
<0> mattmcc: project mgmt?
<3> $equation = "pow(0.2,2)", but I need to get it to actually give me pow(0.2,2) and not just the string
<8> adamc, kate is pretty nice... more of an editor than ide
<3> how can I get that to evaluate?



<9> $result= mysql_query("SELECT * FROM torrents where visible = 'yes' AND added>='$date_time' AND category = $car[id]");
<9> if (count($result) != 0)
<10> hrm... jedit looks pretty cool
<7> winmutt: I don't need a heavy IDE to manage my files for me.
<10> i don't like kate because of the way it handles tabs
<10> its weird
<4> jedit rocks, seriously, give it a try
<9> i want a if, for if $result is empty he jump
<3> I can't seem to get eval() to work
<9> if (count($result) != 0) <- but that if dont work :S
<7> adamc: Kate doesn't have tabs unless you enable a plugin.
<8> adamc, you can have it handle tabs however... check the options
<7> And I do rather like kate's file-list approach rather than tabs. IDEs almost universally do a terrible job providing tabbed documents.
<10> wait... so whats so bad about using vim?
<7> For example, if you can only see some of your tabs at once, and have to click a little arrow to scroll the tab list, that's bad.
<10> or... i use gvim... but pretty darn close
<3> Hi all, how can I get the string "pow(0.2,2)" to evaluate?
<4> adamc: I like vim, but things get a little nasty if you have over 10 files open at the same time
<4> (even when using screen)
<10> HolyGoat: yea.... thats the only thing that ****s. i heard the next gvim version is supposed to support tabs though
<1> vim doesnt have a profiler ;)
<10> what does a profiler do?
<10> i've always used vim so i don't even know what that is :(
<1> adamc: well you dont need zend for a profiler you can prob fine other things that profile. A profiler will show you execution times, number of function calls, how long each function takes, how much memory it uses, etc...
<10> oh... so its kinda like a debugger then
<1> adamc: kinda, a debugger just runs through the code watches variables, sets break points, so you can analyse how your program is executed.
<1> adamc: a profiler gives you an overview of what your program does. I'm probally doing a VERY bad job of explaining this.
<10> lol
<10> its ok... sounds interesting
<10> i don't think i'd really consider using something like that for my php programs... but i should look into a c profiler
<1> :)
<11> adamc: I have less understanding than arcannon on the topic, but i'd say that a profiler gives you a MACRO look
<11> and a debugger gives you micro level look
<3> can someone help me with evaluating a string?
<12> um...
<12> !+eval
<13> If eval() is the answer, you're almost certainly asking the wrong question. -- Rasmus Lerdorf, BDFL of PHP
<3> Stormchaser: will eval("pow(0.2,2)"); work?
<12> damnit... WHY?!?
<10> lol
<1> adamc: Ahh here's the description I was looking for: A profiler is used for "performance analysis"
<14> aaronlin ?! WHAT THE **** ?!
<10> lol arcannon , thanks
<15> is there another way to post it storm on the form? last time i did it . it did not show like the nickname in the url bar
<10> i kinda figured thats what you were trying to say though
<1> :)
<16> aaronline: Tip: Try it and see: php -r 'eval("pow(0.2,2)");'
<16> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected $end in Command line code(1) : eval()'d code on line 1
<16> Today's double-jeopardy answer is: "No, it won't."
<1> my question is why would you want to do that?
<16> arcannon: We're all wondering that..
<12> Pollita: My ghosts don't :)
<10> obviously he's trying to find a way to calculate 0.04...
<10> i think he should instead do eval("0.2*0.2");
<1> how about $var = 0.04
<17> when writing code, commenting @subpackage and @package have any purposes ?
<16> snow_: Depends on the code.
<17> I do not know what does package mean in php ?
<16> snow_: You're *probably* referring to a doccomment block
<17> Pollita, yes, I meant that



<17> but I think in PHP we have no terminology : Package like in Java
<17> right ?
<16> Then "package" is the name of one of the variables in the following function/method
<16> snow_: No, it's not a "special"/reserved word
<18> http://geocities.com/muhammadcartoon/
<18> what the hell
<18> DEMOCRACY & FREEDOM of HUMANITY,
<18> now we face another REAL THREAT
<18> an ISLAMOFACISTERRORIST!
<4> snow_: Sometimes they're used for conventional purposes.
<18> sorry, wrong channel
<10> lol
<19> hey folks, any idea why an image upload would cause a "Page cannot be displayed" error? I am using GD to format images.
<20> my god there's some ignorant ****s out there ... I was reading the comments about some of the cartoons on the link you gave b0lt, it makes aidan angry!!
<12> Noel4DMB: that's a sever error, not PHP's
<19> Stormchaser: any idea what it could be? I'm on Linux/Apache
<20> Noel4DMB: your form action is pointing to a page that doesn't exist?
<19> it only happens on some files
<19> aidan: I'm not an ignorant **** ;) It's something to do with the server or a ini setting.
<20> Stormchaser: what am I doing with this?
<12> Noel4DMB: *read*it. It wasn't ment for you.
<12> aidan: +b
<20> who?
<12> b0lt
<17> sorry, echo() is a function ? ?? I see function_exists('echo'); returns false
<20> Stormchaser: oh, he didn't write the comments, it's okay
<20> I ***ume he was making fun of them too
<12> *shrug*
<12> hehe
<20> snow_: nope, echo is a language construct
<20> Stormchaser: thanks anyway :P
<12> liol
<19> Yeah I know aidan wasn't talking about me lol
<20> Noel4DMB: check your servers error log. It could be your server timing out, or your browser
<19> its almost immediate though. Like I hit submit and then it goes "f off" and im on an error page.
<19> but other files it works
<21> what browser Noel4DMB?
<19> IE.
<21> hmm i've had a similar problem.. trying to remember wtf the problem was
<20> Noel4DMB: check your error log, use firefox
<19> i think it has something to do with headers, but i am pretty sure i have that.
<21> in ff it just doesn't refresh the page
<21> if its the same problem
<20> InterLNK: FF will give a useful error message
<21> this was only a week or two ago.. i really should remember
<21> not with the problem i was having it didnt
<21> the form simply never appeared to submit, even though it was submitting the request
<21> it might come back to me Noel4DMB, i'll let you know if i remember :|
<19> Here's the error i get in IE: The connection was reset
<19> but my image barely uploaded
<22> Noel4DMB: That usually indicates that apache crashed
<19> TML: i raised my limits in PHP, but do you know the line in apache for fileupload size?
<23> hi, is there any IDE that does intelligent auto-complete and hints of variables/methods in a PHP object?
<12> MacWeenie: Probably
<22> Noel4DMB: There isn't one that I know of
<23> like something that automatically digs through the cl***es and inheritance also
<22> Noel4DMB: Did you check the logs to see if apache crashed?
<19> im not sure where the logs are
<12> /var/log maybe?
<20> man I have server issues
<20> I can't afford the bandwith my site is getting now
<22> aidan: mod_throttle
<20> TML: I don't want to cut users out, nor do I want it to be really slow :(
<20> I did 1.99GB outbound yesterday ... I don't see how that's even possible
<22> aidan: Then you have yourself what's known as a catch-22
<7> aidan: That seems to require spending more money, then.
<20> mattmcc: The cheapest australian host I can find, hostcentral, has 2gb storage (I need atleast 5) for $3000 a month
<20> er a year
<7> Host somewhere else? :)
<20> I've created a monster :(
<12> aidan: o.O
<19> here's the error i found: Requested content-length of 1176640 is larger than the configured limit of 524288,


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